Monday, September 20, 2021

#703. Noem

"Om" is is probably the most well known meditation mantra in the world.

When said aloud, Om (or Aum) sounds like a three-part word.  The "A" stands for creation, "U" is manifestation, and "M" is destruction.  It's basically an all-encompassing representation for the entire universe compressed into a single sound.  The union of mind, body, and spirit.

The Christian political equivalent is "Noem" --- a tribute to South Dakota's very own Republican Governor Kristi Noem.

Positions taken by political leaders must "line up with the word of God."

In response to the recent Covid uptick in her state (hospitals beyond capacity, people sick and dying, etc.), Noem is taking concrete action.  She's desperately pushing for prayer in school.  

Hmm, uh yeah.  That'll help.

When you repeatedly chant the word "Noem"... it actually represents the embodiment of all that is Nasty, Obscene, Evil, and Malicious.  Repeat after me.  Noem.


Not sure that 3+ hours of "OMing" is absolutely necessary.  But it's a great way to kick off one of those religious prayer breakfasts.  Kinda like a Trump rally.  Show up way too early.  And make a hasty exit while the Orange Prolapse babbles on and on.

Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)

Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)

Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)

Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)

Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)

Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)

Fuck The Leech:  (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)

Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)

Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)

Noem: (Phish --- Foam)

Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)

Please do not share this material with my likely Republican VP pick for 2024, Governor Kristi Noem (R-SD).

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