Wednesday, September 15, 2021

#695. Buffalo Bills

What do the Buffalo Bills and the Las Vegas Raiders have in common?  Out of 30 NFL stadiums, they're the only two demanding proof of a Covid vaccination upon entry.  The others simply don't give a shit.  Well, lemme take that back.  Hey maybe they give a crap.  But they don't give a shit.  

See the problem here?    

It kinda reminds me of this year's Rib Fest adjacent to Heinz Field.  On Friday and Sunday, they had perimeter security wanding everyone who wished to enter.  But on Saturday, the day of the Pitt game against Massachusetts, when it was far and away the most heavily attended day of the weekend, Heinz Field management eliminated the added security measure.  Why?  Well, because it would have been a pain in the ass.  Resulting in huge lines of disgruntled rib-eaters and Pitt-Shit goers.  So they made a conscience decision to sacrifice safety... in the name of cash and convenience.  This happens all the time.

See the problem here?

The same entire dynamic was on vivid display this morning during the female teenage Olympic gymnastic testimony against child molester Dr. Phillip Nassar, the FBI, Safe Sport, and the entire Olympic administrative hierarchy.  Sure, some of them might have given a crap.  But all of them, collectively and bureaucratically, never gave a shit.  After all, it's just a bunch of whiny teenage girls.  Right?

It's the same dynamic I repeatedly faced when echoing my concerns about outdated emergency evac protocol for large venues (stadiums, ballparks, etc.).  When the FBI acted indifferently or improperly... well, at least their agency had some chain of accountability.  Not that it mattered much.  It didn't.  

But the Department of Homeland Security?  Pittsburgh Secret Service?  Pittsburgh police department?  The Pixburgh bomb squad?  Uh, gimme a break.  All of them lacked the requisite colon to even process the shit to begin with.  

Moral of the story:  when you attempt to engage on matters of culpability and accountability regarding government agencies... it's best to take it all with a grain of sodium chloride.  Even if you're a helpless young victim of mass pedophelia.  Let alone speaking up about a hypothetical cyberthreat / asymmetric terrorist attack that could conceivably rival 9/11.

 


 

Buffalo Bills
sonofsaf

Our fans ain’t dumb come early stay late
This Western New York’s a cold weather trap
Josh Allen is an offensive hack
Terry Pegula’s richer than me
Roger Goodell is not that cool
Football players maybe wait and see
Some are gay.  NFL PC.
Miami Vicin’ like Crockett

Buffalo Bills, Highmark is the place to be
(Hilly Billy, Silly Billy)
Playin’ for Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills, hangin’ west of Albany
(Hilly Billy, Silly Billy)
Playin’ for Buffalo Bills

Shouldn’t go to all those bars
The people they get drunk and mean
Some pick up a bunch off whores
You have no idea so obscene
Offensive linemen are so fat
Offensive linemen do not sing
The Orange Prolapse is a fool
Home of the chicken wing

Buffalo Bills, Highmark is the place to be
(Hilly Billy, Silly Billy)
Playin’ for Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills, hangin’ west of Albany
(Hilly Billy, Silly Billy)
Playin’ for Buffalo Bills

The shit stinks
That is in my pants
Ain’t nothin’ but a meal for two
And a thong’s never wrong
If you don't, string it up your ass with the stool
The Bills Mafia's really gay
Life in a world filled with strife
Just do what they say

Buffalo Bills, Highmark is the place to be
(Hilly Billy, Silly Billy)
Playin’ for Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills, hangin’ west of Albany
(Hilly Billy, Silly Billy)
Playin’ for Buffalo Bills

Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills, playin’ for Buffalo Bills

 

Beverly Hills
Weezer

Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwed as me
I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppy girls never looked at me
Why should they? I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my pocket

Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be
(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills, rollin' like a celebrity
(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Livin' in Beverly Hills

Look at all those movie stars
They're all so beautiful and clean
When the housemaids scrub the floors
They get the spaces in between
I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
Cause I'm the next big thing

Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be
(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills, rollin' like a celebrity
(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Livin' in Beverly Hills

The truth is
I don't stand a chance
It's something that you're born into
And I just don't belong

No I don't, I'm just a no class, beat down fool
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars play

Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be
(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills, rollin' like a celebrity
(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Livin' in Beverly Hills

Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills, livin' in Beverly Hills






Weezer:

5-29-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-3-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-10-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Skipped out on the 2021 "Hella Mega Tour" at PNC Park.  Too much emo for my tastes.  However, we did listened to Weezer from the Roberto Clemente Bridge during a torrential downpour.


Buffalo Bills:

9-16-07, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA 

11-10-13, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

12-15-19, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

I also hit up a Grateful Dead show at Ralph Wilson Stadium back in the summer of 1992.  But that's neither here nor there.

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