Friday, September 03, 2021

#671. Patrick

Republican Dan Patrick is the Lt. Governor of Texas.  

Greetings!  I am Governor Greg Abbott's bitch. I'm the guy in charge of shining and polishing his wheelchair.

Patrick's the same clown who offered a million dollars (not his money of course) for evidence of voter fraud to support Trump's big lie.

Our very own Lt. Governor John Fetterman (D-PA) found 3 cases of voter fraud in Pennsylvania.  All three were illegal votes FOR Donald Trump.  Naturally, Patrick welched on the bet.  What a pathetic piece of shit.  Someone should offer a $10,000 bounty for knocking out Patrick's teeth.  Right to life?  Nope, it's called "right to chew."  Wouldn't bode well for that Texas-sized cowboy ribeye steak. 

By the way, I'm putting the finishing touches on my "Abort Abbott" campaign.  Not to get overly graphic, but it's a "proudly defiant, wheel-chaired, late term Abbott fetus" deep in the womb.

Uh, use your imagination.



Patrick
sonofsaf

You’re not a man
Still you blow me
A faggot who’s in a bind
Big black cocks you have dined
In your asshole too

You make me scream
Like the orange clown
There’s no other news to fake
Throbbing dong you will take
In your asshole too

You have to concede he’s Dan Patrick
Many believe he is gay
You have to concede he’s Dan Patrick
What a damn shame let us pray

And when you condone big lies
The extreme right will thrive
Dan hopes you do not survive
Covid
Dan hopes you will not survive
Cover

Dan’s master plan
See what you see
As if he would give a care
The dildos he will share
Up your asshole too

Here’s what we learned
Dan will fuck you
He wants to caress your balls
He wants to take it all
In his asshole too

You have to concede he’s Dan Patrick
Many believe he is gay
You have to concede he’s Dan Patrick
What a damn shame let us pray

And when you condone big lies
The extreme right will thrive
Dan hopes you do not survive
Covid
Dan hopes you will not survive
Covid

Hey!
You have to concede he’s Dan Patrick
Many believe he is gay
You have to concede he’s Dan Patrick
What a damn shame let us pray

And when you condone big lies
The extreme right will thrive
Dan hopes you do not survive
Covid
Dan hopes you will not survive
Covid


 

Magic
Olivia Newton-John

Come take my hand
You should know me
I've always been in your mind
You know I will be kind
I'll be guiding you

Building your dream
Has to start now
There's no other road to take
You won't make a mistake
I'll be guiding you

You have to believe we are magic
Nothin' can stand in our way
You have to believe we are magic
Don't let your aim ever stray

And if all your hopes survive
Destiny will arrive
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you

From where I stand
You are home free
The planets align so rare
There's promise in the air
And I'm guiding you

Through every turn
I'll be near you
I'll come anytime you call
I'll catch you when you fall
I'll be guiding you

You have to believe we are magic
Nothin' can stand in our way
You have to believe we are magic
Don't let your aim ever stray

And if all your hopes survive
Destiny will arrive
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you

Hey!
You have to believe we are magic
Nothin' can stand in our way
You have to believe we are magic
Don't let your aim ever stray

And if all your hopes survive
Destiny will arrive
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you





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#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

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#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

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#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

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#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

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#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)



Since 1982, Olivia Newton-John has played the Burgh 6 times.  Most recently in the winter of 2017 at the refurbished Palace Theatre in Greensburg.  She opened the show with, drumroll please... Magic.  Definitely my favorite song in her repertoire.  Never seen her perform live.

Please do not share this material with Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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