There's a big "Save America" rally in D.C. cuming up on September 18, 2021. It's called Justice for Gay Pricks. After all, we must protect and defend the Trumper faggots who accidentally got "caught up" in the hysteria of the big lie. It wasn't their fault dag-gum it.
What most people fail to realize is that there are an additional 17 rallies at State Capitols being hyped for the same day. In states as red as Wyoming. And states as blue as Massachusetts. And of course, many of the swingers: Georgia, Arizona, Colorado, Iowa, North Carolina.
I suspect the DC rally will be a major bust. They're anticipating a crowd of less than 1,000 caged imbeciles. However, it's difficult to gauge what might happen in all of these other cities. Way too many variables in play.
Matt Braynard, the Justice For Gay Pricks Dick-Tator, er uh Director, is a dedicated Trump sycophant and self-described voting expert.
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Justice For Gay Pricks
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Braynard is making a personal appeal to all rally-goers. Only wear red, white, and blue. No Trump gear. Apparently, Braynard believes there's the possibility or likelihood of violence. And he doesn't want the stain of the Orange Prolapse to be exposed yet again. Yeah, good luck with that.
If you plan on attending, feel free to make a hundred copies of the flyer below. "Orange Prolapse 2024" made it's regional debut at last week's Dead & Company show in Cuyahoga Falls, OH. Great concert. Long ride home.
The Big Lie 100: (#67)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)
#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)
#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
#681. Liar (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)
#682. Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)
#683. Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)
#684. Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)
#688. Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)
#690. Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)
#691. Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)
#693. Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)
Here's a thought. If you're a network commentator, may I suggest throwing out the notion that... Donald Trump, his punk kids, Rudy Guiliani, the My Pillow Fuck, Mo Brooks (R-AL), Phil Gosar (R-AZ) and anyone else who played a significant leadership role with instigating the domestic terrorist attack on January 6... be placed on the FBI's "no-fly" list. This secretive list is purported to have somewhere in the realm of 50,000 - 100,000 on it. What purpose does it serve if you can't include those responsible for inciting a domestic terrorist incident and trying to overthrow the United States government?
If Trump feels so passionately about holding a rally in Des Moines, Iowa, let the piece of shit drive there. Label me a cynic, but if Trump had to spend a day or two on the road, all of these patriotic rallies would suddenly cease to exist. Or only occur in South Florida.
At a bare minimum, just introduce the premise that after what transpired on January 6, Trump and his ring leaders should not be afforded the privilege and convenience of air travel. I honestly can't understand why nobody's jumped on this. Especially after that video of Paint Face Giuliani shaving his ball sack surfaced from LaGuardia.
Truth be told, the idea has merit. But regrettably, not nearly enough important people were killed or injured for there to be the necessary government inertia. A handful of dead cops and a 100+ PTSD cases just ain't enough. It's not even close. Maybe after the next riot(s).
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