Wednesday, September 01, 2021

#665. Melania Is A Whore

I could have used some Melania "deep fake" porn shots butt chose to keep it classy.  Just sayin'.

Although my parody title would suggest otherwise, I'm going to refrain from trying to convince you that Melania Trump is indeed a whore.  Hey, the song speaks for itself.

However, I am going to weigh in on the new Texas law that makes abortion illegal after 6 weeks.  Even in cases of rape or incest.  If I was Planned Parenthood, here's how I'd frame the counter argument and ensuing public relations campaign.

I would raise a hypothetical scenario.  Let's speculate that if Congressman Matt Gaetz was from Texas instead of Florida.  Well, he could freely hire underage prostitutes, commit felony violations of statutory rape, and then sue his victims for up to $10,000 if they were to become impregnated and seek out an abortion.  Hey, it's an innovative way to raise campaign cash instead of going the conventional Trump-spam route.

Best of all, I'd label this concept "Critical Rape Theory."  And I would use that exact term every time I chose to disparage Republican lawmakers for depriving women of their constitutional rights to reproductive health care.  Repeat after me.  

"Texas Governor Greg Abbott, why do you support Critical Rape Theory?  Why is the state of Texas endorsing and implementing Critical Rape Theory?"

Now simply use that line of questioning with every Republican in Trump's America.  Done.

It's a one-two gut punch.  Not only does it cast a pall on the new wave of draconian, restrictive, illegal abortion laws, but it also marginalizes the nonsensical hyperbole of critical race theory.  The idea here to finally make the right wing fringe lunatics own their brand of hyper-conservative fanaticism.

As for the incest angle, I'd add a touch of bestiality.  Maybe invoke the Bill Maher bit with Trump's deceased mother.

Great Ape!  Great Ape!  (Grape Ape!  Grape Ape)



Melania Is A Whore
sonofsaf

Hey, hey
Melania is a whore
Melania is a whore
Nude modeling is hardcore
Hey, Melania is a whore

Wants to be fucked, cock
Wants to be fucked, cock
Wants to be fucked, cock, smelling like a fishmonger
Wants to be fucked, as her cunt’s being conquered

Melania is a whore
Melania is a whore
Melania is a whore
Melania is a whore

Slovenian slutty score
Always wanting more
Nude modeling is hardcore
Hey, Melania is a whore

Wants to be fucked, cock
Wants to be fucked, cock
Wants to be fucked, (cock) she’s causing a commotion
Wants to be fucked, sloppy seconds are leftovers

Hey, Melania is a whore
Melania is a whore
Melania is a whore
Melania is a whore
Fuck anyone she meets
Melania is a whore
With curtains made of meat
Melania is a whore
And nude modeling is hardcore
Hey Melania is a whore
Hey
On her knees (on her knees) Melania is a whore
Nude modeling is hardcore
Melania is a whore

 

Don’t Come Around Here No More
Tom Petty

Hey, hey
Don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey, don't come around here no more

I've given up, stop
I've given up, stop
I've given up, stop, on waiting any longer
I've given up, on this love getting stronger

Don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more

I don't feel you anymore
You darken my door
Whatever you're looking for
Hey, don't come around here no more

I've given up, stop
I've given up, stop
I've given up, (stop) you tangle my emotions
I've given up, honey please admit it's over

Hey, don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Stop walking down my street
Don't come around here no more
Who you expect to meet?
Don't come around here no more
And whatever you're looking for
Hey don't come around here no more
Hey
Honey please (honey please) don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Don't come around here no more



Tom Petty concerts:

8-26-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA*

7-16-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-20-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

*Front row, dead center.  And free... of course.

Favorite Tom Petty songs:  Runnin' Down a Dream, Listen to Her Heart, Stop Draggin' My Heart Around (w/ Stevie Nicks),  Into the Great Wide Open, and Jammin' Me (very underrated tune).

Please do not share this material with former First Lady Melania Trump.


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