Since the removal of Robert E. Lee's statue in Richmond could technically be considered an act of revisionist history, I'm going to include this one in the Big Lie 100.
Just watched as a massive crane took down the magnificent and very famous statue of “Robert E. Lee On His Horse” in Richmond, Virginia. It has long been recognized as a beautiful piece of bronze sculpture. To add insult to injury, those who support this “taking” now plan to cut it into three pieces, and throw this work of art into storage prior to its complete desecration.
Robert E. Lee is considered by many Generals to be the greatest strategist of them all. President Lincoln wanted him to command the North, in which case the war would have been over in one day. Robert E. Lee instead chose the other side because of his great love of Virginia, and except for Gettysburg, would have won the war. He should be remembered as perhaps the greatest unifying force after the war was over, ardent in his resolve to bring the North and South together through many means of reconciliation and imploring his soldiers to do their duty in becoming good citizens of this Country.
Our culture is being destroyed and our history and heritage, both good and bad, are being extinguished by the Radical Left, and we can’t let that happen! If only we had Robert E. Lee to command our troops in Afghanistan, that disaster would have ended in a complete and total victory many years ago. What an embarrassment we are suffering because we don’t have the genius of a Robert E. Lee!
Not to toot the horn of my 2016 Subaru Impreza but... beep fuckin' beep! I can't even remotely fathom any sane human being attempting a parody of King Diamond's "Tea." You gotta love the "raw daylight vibe" from this appearance in Stockholm, Sweden. It's a hella King Diamond matinee performance.
Lee
sonofsaf
So it turns out that Trump’s gay but he still wants to fight
Donald came his wife is a whore
Kiss the ring, kiss it my queer
Jared Kushner’s a Jew and loves the prolapse l’orange
Eee General E. Lee, Eee we must defend
All of the others will resent
He’ll lead the sheep to a nursing home
And I hereby do declare, a wop’s better than a Jew
As he wears a MAGA hat and is dressed to impress
Trump does not seek votes from coons, time has come to take a stand
Eee General E. Lee, Eee whom we must defend
Trump was coughing his nose filled with snot
When it’s in his ass
Just you wait and you will fucking see, that’s how we
Make pornography
Forego all the social mores
They aren’t what they are worth
Then I saw the great big herd
Stampede trash attack and burn
He really hopes the police can’t defend
The lard he imbibes far worse than kneeling
A flood of blood and the body of Christ
Confederacy and independence
You shall heed all of our cries
He is Robert E. Lee, the racist one to love
A wet dream much like the Melania whore
A statue of Lee cut in pieces of three
He’ll be back just wait and see
Eee General E. Lee, Eee whom we must defend
Tea
King Diamond
On the following Friday as I turned out the light
Grandma' came and knocked at my door
Wake up king, wake up my dear
I am gonna show you about the house of Amon
Ooh it is time for tea, ooh it's time again
Even Your mother is present
We made her sleep in my rocking chair
At first I felt really scared but there was no reason to
As I saw the knife sneaking out from grandmother's dress
Then it cut a tiny wound in my mother's little hand
Ooh it is time for tea, ooh it is time again
Blood was running into the tea pot,
Then I heard them laugh
A bit of this in a cup of tea, is what it
Takes to set them free
You will hear them telling stories
From far beyond this earth
What I saw and what I heard
Made me want to stay and learn
I really hope this dream will never end
It's hard to describe the kind of feeling
That went on in my mind a paradise
Hearing their stories and feeling their warmth
We laughed with tears in our eyes
From the first cup of tea, to the last drop of blood
Nothing seemed to matter at all anymore
My Mother but she didn't exist to me
Oh I felt so heavenly
Ooh it is time for tea, ooh it is time again
King Diamond:
8-24-88, Bogart's, Cincinnati, OH
1989, Bogart's, Cincinnati, OH
11-28-89, South Hills Theater, Pittsburgh, PA
10-19-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-8-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
11-23-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
This parody was, for the most part, was an insurmountable bitch. But Trump's post about how General Robert E. Lee, if he had commanded the North, that the Civil War would've only lasted a single day (except for Gettysburg)... well, that helped see me through. And the notion that if Robert E. Lee was still alive, his "genius" would have advanced the U.S. to complete and total victory in Afghanistan. Not even sure what that means.
I think Trump probably equates Lee's horse "Traveler" with the yummy zing of Arby's horsey sauce. Winning!
I sometimes wonder who writes or edits those longer, official Trump statements. The whole thing's actually kinda vexing. Because it requires someone who's relatively educated but is still willing to wholly embrace the unvarnished, anti-provincial Trumpian lingo. And of course the glorification of absolute, utter stupidity.
Gotta be honest here. Ironically, having analyzed Trump's twitter feed for the past five years, I'm pretty sure I could pull it off. Not sure what that says about me or my "skills to pay the bills."
The Big Lie 100: (#61)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
#681. Liar (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)
#682. Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)
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