Thursday, September 09, 2021

#681. Liar

The Big Lie 100 parody series continues unabated.


Truth be told, Trump never got a "LIAR" tattoo on his forehead.  Just more photoshopped fake news.

If you really wanna hear a rippin' version of "Fire," let's try a Phish encore (8-14-15: Walnut Creek Amphitheatre, Raleigh, NC).


Let’s fight,
Clown’s in town, baby

He’s urinary
And Trump’s so morbidly fat
Butt plenty cruel, ha!
He knows where it’s at

There is really no need to inquire
Donald Trump's a fuckin' liar
Donald Trump's a fuckin' liar (Repeat 4 times)

Donald’s queer, maybe
and he’s so fucking lazy
Used to tweet from his phone,
But he didn’t learn,
Just wait and see what a big fat turd

There is really no need to inquire
Donald Trump's a fuckin' liar
Donald Trump's a fuckin' liar (Repeat 4 times)

Oh!  Don’t blow her, joker
just let Donald bend over
Yeah, stickin’ that Orange Prolapse out
Yeah, he’s full of shit, baby
Stick that Orange Prolapse out
Fuck that shit!
Clown’s in town, baby

You know Trump thinks that he’s funny
But his jokes are shit, babe
Jokin’ the Orange Prolapse way

There is really no need to inquire
Donald Trump's a fuckin' liar
Donald Trump's a fuckin' liar


Jimi Hendrix

now listen, baby

You don't care for me
I don'-a care about that
Gotta new fool, ha!
I like it like that

I have only one burning desire
Let me stand next to your fire
Let me stand next to your fire [Repeat 4 times]

Listen here, baby
and stop acting so crazy
You say your mum ain't home,
it ain't my concern,
Just play with me and you won't get burned

I have only one itching desire
Let me stand next to your fire
Let me stand next to your fire [Repeat 4 times]

Oh! Move over, Rover
and let Jimi take over
Yeah, you know what I'm talking 'bout
Yeah, get on with it, baby
That's what I'm talking 'bout
Now dig this!
Now listen, baby

You try to gimme your money
you better save it, babe
Save it for your rainy day

I have only one burning desire
Let me stand next to your fire
Let me stand next to your fire

I obviously never got to see Jimi Hendrix in concert.  So let's use Phish.  Seen them plenty.  Or at a bare minimum, a suphishient number of times.


12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#60)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire - Jimi Hendrix)

Jimi Hendrix died at the age of 27 in the fall of 1970 at a hotel in merry 'ol England.  He choked on his own vomit after an overdose of drugs and alcohol.  His death came about a month after I was born.  Let me assure the blogosphere that I had nothing to do with Jimi's untimely demise.  Discernible evidence exists that I'm innocent.  As we were physically separated by the Atlantic Ocean.  At the time, I was residing in Wheeling, WV.

Though allow me to be forthright... it is possible to kill and injure innocent people, without conventional weaponry, on different continents via the induction of a dominipede (multiple, simultaneous artificially generated stampedes).  Especially when you take into account the degree of lingering Covid paranoia in large confined crowds.  But when it comes to an NFL game at Wembley Stadium, I just don't see it happening this year.  The most obvious target date would be Sunday, October 3, 2021. (9 simultaneous NFL games along with 15 MLB games around 3pm).  Conceivably 24 simultaneous unannounced panic-induced self-evacuations.  But Wembley wouldn't enter into the equation.  Although I do think it's reasonable to throw in the afternoon NASCAR race in Talladega, Alabama.  Trump country!

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