Tuesday, September 14, 2021

#692. Funky Booster

Covid booster shots are coming to an armpit near you.  Perhaps the Biden administration would be well advised to do a little novel celebrity promotion. 

Here's a thought.  Remember Soleil Moon Frye?  Better known as the adorable Punky Brewster? 

Well, her mid-80's sitcom pretty much sucked.  However, it was a big hit with young children.  And now, that generation of suburban whities is all grown up.  And they vote.  So let's bring her back and show some love.  Maybe it would ring a bell with that age bracket.  As opposed to relying on the new crop of Republican "freedom" governors... Desantis (DeShitstick), Noem (Cum), Ricketts (FuckTits), etc.

Introducing… Punky B.  She’s basically the Caucasian middle aged equivalent of Cardi B.  Tastes great.  Less assing.



Funky Booster

Baby if you do not mind,
Get jabbed when you got the time.
Ya know.

‘Cause there is no cure
Unless your arm becomes sore.
Ya know,

So when it’s your turn say when,
And get more vaccine again.
Don’t listen to the orange clown,
He is the Donald Trump Orange Prolapse assclown
With bad hair…

Don’t listen to the orange clown,
Trump is the MAGA retard prolapse clown.
Vaccine’s for free?
Funky Booster is me.

Punky Brewster Theme Song
Gary Portnoy & Judy Hart Angelo

Maybe the world is blind,
Or just a little unkind.
Don't know.

Seems you can't be sure
Of anything anymore.

You maybe lonely and then,
One day you're smiling again.
Every time I turn around,
I see the girl who turns my world around.
Standing there...

Every time I turn around,
Her spirit's lifting me right off the ground.
What's gonna be?
Guess we'll just wait and see.


Just for the record, I got both Pfizer shots slightly ahead of schedule.  And I'll get the booster when it becomes available.

Never cared for the tv show.  But who didn't love Punky's loyal sidekick Golden Retriever?  Brandon!

Please do not share this material with Soleil Moon Frye and/or anyone hoping to receive a Covid booster shot.

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