Tuesday, September 07, 2021

#676. Fuck Lin Wood

Lin Wood was once a prominent attorney for the Orange Prolapse.  His real first name is Lincoln which seems a bit ironic.  Because this buffoon is anything but honest.  After being sanctioned by a federal judge and officially relieved of his legal obligations in defending the big lie, Lin Wood has shifted his focus.

An angry Lin Wood frantically waves a folder filled with nonexistent, make believe bullshit.
 

Lin's now busy promoting the Covid miracle cure Ivermectin as well as encouraging his faithful social media followers to badger hospital physicians, nurses and administrators.  As if these dedicated, worn out professionals didn't have enough shit to deal with. 

Wake up, America.  The corporate hospitals' protocols are the killer, not Covid.

This is medical tyranny.  This is genocide.  We cannot tolerate crimes against humanity.

 



Fuck Lin Wood
sonofsaf

He is gonna fuck you
With some bling, that he bought
‘Cause he will screw, when it’s early
Nose is filled with snot

Wants a cunt, that’s wetter
Less menstrual blood you know
He’s a blunder, frightening
He’s Ku Klux Klan with the whitening
Oh you better fuck, fuck

Lin Wood, maybe
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Trump baby
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

He is Trumpalicious, he’ll fuck ya
Got nothing in his pants
Penis size of a baby
His dick never had a chance

Wants a cunt, that’s wetter
Less menstrual blood you know
He’s a blunder, frightening
He’s Ku Klux Klan with the whitening
Oh you better fuck, fuck, fuck

Lin Wood, maybe
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Trump baby
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Trump baby

Time for scattin’, he’ll eat shit
'Cause it doesn’t cost much
A piece of shit
Filled with fecal stuff

Wants to fuck, bend over
Has no dick but’s a cunt
Human blunder, he’s so frightenin’
He’s Ku Klux Klan with the whitening
Oh you better fuck, fuck, fuck

Lin Wood, maybe
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Trump baby
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

 

Knock On Wood
Amii Stewart

I don't want to lose you
This good thing, that I got
'Cause if I do, I will surely
Surely lose a lot

'Cause your love, is better
Than any love I know
It's like thunder, lightning
The way you love me is frightening
Oh you better knock, knock

On wood, baby
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh baby
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I'm not superstitious, about ya
But I can't take no chance
You got me spinnin' baby
You know that I'm in a trance

'Cause your love, is better
Than any love I know
It's like thunder, lightning
The way you love me is frightenin'
Oh you better knock, knock, knock

On wood, baby
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh baby
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh baby

It's no secret, about it
'Cause with his lovin' touch
He sees to it
That I get enough

Feel his touch, all over
You know it means so much
It's like thunder, first then lightnin'
The way you love me is frightenin'
You better knock, knock, knock

On wood, baby
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh baby
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 



 

The Big Lie 100: (#55)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)


Never seen Amii Stewart.  She wasn't the kind to "hit the road."  More of a one hit, behind the scenes, lip-synching disco wunderkind.  She's originally from Washington D.C. but now the 65 year old resides in Italy.  As for Lin Wood, he can go fuck himself.

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