#718. Lake Is A Creep

So which Lake do you hate the most?   Kari, Rikki, or Huron?  Truth be told, I think I'd prefer the lake of urine.  Piss off!

Remember the changelings from Star Trek DS9?  
Imagine a great link where all of the founders resembled Lake and Trump.  E-gad.

 

Lake Is A Creep
sonofsaf

The Orange Prolapse cries
And won’t tell the truth
I pray, for him to die
And that’s the toof

Trump is a cunt
And a total clown
Like a crooked tranny
With a syndrome down

He’s white, so white, not free

Use all the dildo toys
Make sexy time
Rough marijuana haul
Lake is a creep

He’s so white
He’s a cheat
First Lady was a whore
And it spelled defeat

He’s white

So outta line
And probably gay
That Donald Trump
Loves Ku Klux Klan
Insurrection day

He’s white, so white, not free

Use all the dildo toys
Make sexy time
Rough marijuana haul
Lake is a creep

 

Shake Hands With Beef
Primus

There's a time for lies
And a time for truth
I say, eye for an eye
Eye for a tooth

When I roamed young
I'd scavenge around
Every nook and cranny
Of our little town

It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF

She's so fine
She's so sweet
Mom and Pop they raised her
On huge slabs of meat

She's fine

A man of nine
Water derby day
Twenty six pumps
On a Crossman
And it's time to play

It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF

Primus:

7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

3-14-98, Beaver Dome, Monaca, PA

6-22-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

5-22-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-30-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-2-17, Goodyear Theatre, Akron, OH

6-8-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Brown Album = great music when you're making fresh homemade salsa.

If you want my opinion, the band should resurrect "The Return of Sathington Willoughby."  Killer way to open a show.  Kalamazoo too.

Please do not share this material with Arizona Gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake.