Wednesday, September 08, 2021

#679. Harriet's A Liar

According to politico, Trump is preparing to endorse Wyoming attorney Harriet Hageman in her bid to oust Liz Cheney (R-WY) in the 2022 Republican primary.

The Wicked Witch of Wyoming.  Broom-Hageman!  Not to be confused with Broom-Hilda.

Not to sound critical, but she (and I use the term "she" generously) looks as though she's had some kind of muted Tammy Faye Baker face lift.  And that generous coating of fuck me lipstick isn't terribly inviting either.  And what's up with the loud jewelry?  The bizarro tentacle necklace.  And that demented expression?  Seriously, if you take a gander at the backdrop, it's has this creepy late 80's Olan Mills kinda vibe.

One step away from Taliban-approved garb.  Just cover up that mug.

Keep in mind, these are the photos she released for public consumption.

Anyway, the 2022 Wyoming primary is obviously gonna be a referendum on Trump's relevance.  But none of it really matters, because if Hageman loses, which I think she will, Trump will just say it was rigged.  And that she was robbed.  Except this time, it's the RINOs doing the rigging.  Not the Dems.  And then he'd turn on her and claim she didn't "fight hard enough" to defend election integrity.

The recurring Trump problem (let's assign it the slang name "Trumplem")... the Trumplem here surfaces every time a serious reporter/journalist simply asks any of his endorsed candidates for their thoughts on the big lie.  If you fall in line with Trump and say the 2020 presidential election was stolen, it makes you look like a sycophantic dumb shit who's incapable of telling the truth.  If you admit that Biden won, it infuriates the Orange Prolapse.  And if try to avoid the most obvious question by dodging the media, it makes you look like a coward.  The political optics are comically asinine... if it weren't so dangerously dystopian.

Harriet’s A Liar (instrumental)

Chariots of Fire (instrumental)


I saw the movie when I was 11 years old.  Wasn't impressed.

The Big Lie 100: (#58)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

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#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

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