Well, he finally got the votes to be Speaker. (days later in the 15th round)
Congratulations K-Mac! Naturally, his first act of official business was to sing the praises of the Orange Prolapse. #RespectTheRing
And the city of Pittsburgh weighs in accordingly...
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| Point State Park. 1-7-22. |
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| A North Side superfecta. Allegheny South Commons area. |
Seriously, shouldn't police on horseback be responsible for cleaning up their equine excrement? I can't speak for this horse, of course. But I imagine the animal would be at least minimally appreciative.
Think about it. Society asks dog owners to pick up their dogshit. What the hell's the difference?
Especially within 24 hours of a Steelers/Browns game which could determine their post season destiny. (15% chance to make the playoffs). Jets (+3.5) need to beat the Dolphins. And Buffalo (-8.5) needs to beat New England. I'm secretly hoping for this scenario to play out. But we get dismantled by the Browns. Just kidding! #NotReally.
#DrinkUpYinzBitches I have our third grade class picture from Park View Elementary in Springdale (Wheeling, WV). Gotta be honest though. I don't really feel like searching for it.
Kevin’s Blunders
sonofsaf
So Trump you know
Orange face
Orange crime
He has a plan
Coup they say
Coup they say that clown’s outta line
If Donald Trump is the boss
The United States is fucked
If I give you Speaker Kevin’s blunders
His fucking wrath that you will defend
Bestow upon you the seven deadly sins
You will defend
So he lost his mind
A cunt of maximum depravity
He has a plan, a total fool
From a sea to shining a sea
If Donald Trump is the boss
The United States is fucked
If I give you Speaker Kevin’s blunders
His fucking wrath that you will defend
Bestow upon you the seven deadly sins
You will defend
So Trump you know
Orange Prolapse crime
Orange Prolapse face
McCarthy’s plan all the while
An insurrection across the land
He’s a dope and not okay
Ooh there’s a fork in the way
If I give you Speaker Kevin’s blunders
His fucking wrath that you will defend
Bestow upon you the seven deadly sins
You will defend
If I give you Speaker Kevin’s blunders
His fucking wrath that you will defend
Bestow upon you the seven deadly sins
If I give you Speaker Kevin’s blunders
His fucking wrath that you will defend
Bestow upon you the seven deadly sins
Seven Wonders
Fleetwood Mac
So long ago
Certain place
Certain time
You touched my hand
All the way
All the way down to Emmaline
But if our paths never cross
Well you know I'm sorry but
If I live to see the seven wonders
I'll make a path to the rainbow's end
I'll never live to match the beauty again
The rainbow's end
So it's hard to find
Someone with that kind of intensity
You touched my hand, I played it cool
And you reached out your hand to me
But if our paths never cross
Well you know I'm sorry but
If I live to see the seven wonders
I'll make a path to the rainbow's end
I'll never live to match the beauty again
The rainbow's end
So long ago
It's a certain time
It's a certain place
You touched my hand and you smiled
All the way back you held out your hand
If I hope and if I pray
Ooh it might work out someday
If I live to see the seven wonders
I'll make a path to the rainbow's end
I'll never live to match the beauty again
The rainbow's end
If I live to see the seven wonders
I'll make a path to the rainbow's end
I'll never live to match the beauty again
If I live to see the seven wonders
I'll make a path to the rainbow's end
I'll never live to match the beauty again
Yeah, I opted for a cover band this time. Quality performance.
Christie McVie died a little over a month ago at age 79. Just for the record, I don't participate in those "celebrity death pools." Kind of morbid if you ask me. Not to mention bad karma (according to Mason). But if I had to wager a guess as to the next musician... Well, I'd probably go with singer Tony Bennett. He's 96.
Fleetwood Mac:
4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#808)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451. J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)
#1452. Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)
#1453. Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)
#1454. Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)
#1455. Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)
#1456. Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)
#1457. Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)
#1458. Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)
#1459. Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)
#1460. Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)
#1461. Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#1462. Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)
#1463. Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)
#1464. Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#1466. Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)
#1467. A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)
#1469. Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1470. I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1472. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)
#1473. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1474. Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)
#1475. Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)
#1477. Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1478. Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)
#1479. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#1480. Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1481. Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)
#1482. Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)
#1483. Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
#1484. Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)
#1485. Teddy Cruz (Boggie Shoes --- KC & The Sunshine Band)
#1486. Ronchetti (Black Betty --- Metal Church)
#1487. Joe O'Dea (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1488. Tommy Tuberville (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#1489. Fuck You Trumpers (All You Zombies --- The Hooters)
#1490. A. Biggs (War Pigs --- Black Sabbath)
#1491. Rubio Ga Ga (Radio Ga Ga --- Queen)
#1492. Moran (Old Man --- Neil Young)
#1493. Trump's A Liar (Ring Of Fire --- Johnny Cash)
#1494. Why Does Ivanka Blow (Where Do The Children Go --- The Hooters)
#1495. Why Why, Gay Gay (Chris Sununu) (My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue) --- Neil Young)
#1496. Tonight Ivanka Masturbates For You (Tonight I Want To Celebrate With You --- My Morning Jacket)
#1497. Marco A. Rubio (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)
#1498. Tshibaka (Fuck You) (Axilla (Part II --- Phish)
#1499. Sinning (Winning --- Santana)
#1500. Nunes (Jane Says --- Jane's Addiction)
#1501. (We Don't Want No) Kenneth Paxton (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)
#1502. Asshole In Trump Tower... Stinking (Standing In The Shower... Thinking --- Jane's Addiction)
#1503. Fuck Cooper (The Trooper --- Iron Maiden)
#1504. Ganahl (Crank Call --- Billy Idol)
#1505. Bannon (Love Gun --- Kiss)
#1506. Marco Rubio's A Clown And A Retard (Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard --- Paul Simon)
#1507. Paul LePage (Turn The Page --- Bob Seger)
#1508. The Donald Is Orange Not White (We Only Come Out At Night --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#1509. Cindy Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
#1510. Strong And His Mouth (Song Of The South --- Alabama)
#1511. Clarence Thomas (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1512. Jim Marchant (Ants Marching --- Dave Matthews Band)
#1513. Adam Hinojosa (Champagne Supernova --- Oasis)
#1514. Acrisure (Immature --- Bjork)
#1515. Michels The Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)
#1516. Donald's A Liar (Great Balls Of Fire --- Jerry Lee Lewis)
#1517. Mark Amodei (Carry that Weight --- Paul McCartney)
#1518. George Logan (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)
#1519. Mike DeWine (He's So Fine --- The Chiffons)
#1520. Connie Scott (Ocelot --- Phish)
#1521. Colonel Robertson (Mrs. Robisnon --- Paul Simon)
#1522. Mehmet's A Crudite Fan (We're An American Band --- Rob Zombie)
#1523. The Liar Bob Burns (The Fire That Burns --- Twisted Sister)
#1524. Grassley Ass Ass (Blow, Blow, Blow) (Grassy Grass Grass (Grow, Grow, Grow --- Woody Guthrie)
#1525. Fuck Cory Mills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)
#1526. Sununu (Katmandu --- Bob Seger)
#1527. Josh Brecheen (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
#1528. Lombardo (Touch And Go --- The Cars)
#1529. Gerald Malloy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)
#1530. Ezell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#1531. Die Anus Brenna Bird (Fly Famous Mockingbird --- Phish)
#1532. I Hope He Dies (DeSantis DeSantis) (As Time Goes By (A Kiss Is Just A Kiss) --- Herman Hupfeld)
#1533. Sam Peters (Maneater --- Hall & Oates)
#1534. Houchin Is A Buffoon (Bouncin' Around The Room --- Phish)
#1535. Brenna Bird (Mockingbird --- Carly Simon)
#1536. Eli Crane (On A Plain --- Nirvana)
#1537. Marco Rubio (Sussudio --- Phil Collins)
#1538. Dislike Neil Parrott (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)
#1539. Kirkmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#1540. Bruce Poliquin (Bad Medicine --- Bon Jovi)
#1541. Chavez DeRemer (Daydream Believer --- The Monkees)
#1542. Michelle Steel (Spinning Wheel --- Blood, Sweat & Tears)
#1543. Ganahl's Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)
#1544. Trump (Jump --- Van Halen)
#1545. Justin Amash (Caught In A Mosh --- Anthrax)
#1546. Senator Chuck Grassley (Tallahassee Lassie --- Rolling Stones)
#1547. Omnibus (Magic Bus --- The Who)
#1548. Bird Whore (3rd Floor --- Death Angel)
#1549. Fuck Ganahl (Give It All --- Ratt)
#1550. Heidi Ganahl (I Want It All --- Queen)
#1551. Aaron Bean (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#1552. Yum Crudite (Run Runaway --- Slade)
#1553. Buy The Crudite (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#1554. The Crudite (Come Sail Away --- Styx)
#1555. He's John Cornyn (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#1556. Fuck You John Cornyn (You Are My Sunshine --- Johnny Cash)
#1557. Wants The Crudite (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
#1558. Tuberville (Overkill --- Motorhead)
#1559. The Crudite (Alice In Chains --- The Crudite)
#1560. Kushner's A Jew (With Or Without You --- U2)
#1561. Oz Wants The Crudite (On The Turning Away --- Pink Floyd)
#1562. So Much Pain (The Big Lie) --- (Morning Train (Nine To Five) --- Sheena Easton)
#1563. Ganahl (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)
#1564. To Scan (The Crudite) (I Ran (So Far Away) --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#1565. He'll Buy Crudite (Slip Slidin' Away --- Paul Simon)
#1566. Lomabrdo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1567. Miller Hates Science (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1568. He's Ye (I'm Free --- The Who)
#1569. Ye (Free --- Prince)
#1570. Ye (Free --- Phish)
#1571. Ye (Free --- Stryper)
#1572. Ye (Free --- Chicago)
#1573. Fuentes (Mayonaise --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#1574. Ye Is Gay (The Hooters --- Day By Day)
#1575. Trumpy's White (Boogie Nights --- Heatwave)
#1576. Herschel Walker (Doctor, Doctor --- Iron Maiden)
#1577. Mike Braun (C'mon --- DEVO)
#1578. Me And My Pillow (Tears On My Pillow --- Little Anthony & The Imperials)
#1579. Asshole General Todd Rokita (Back Home Again In Indiana --- Jim Nabors)
#1580. Ye's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#1581. Kanye's Name Is Ye (I Want To Break Free --- Queen)
#1582. Ye Is So Gay (Go Your Own Way --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1583. Ye Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)
#1584. Winsome Sears (Wasted Years --- Iron Maiden)
#1585. Crokin (Smokin' --- Boston)
#1586. Crokin' In The Bedroom (Smokin' In The Boys Room --- Motley Crue)
#1587. Ye Is Gay (Touch Of Grey --- Grateful Dead)
#1588. Sinema Girl (Cinnamon Girl --- Neil Young)
#1589. Ye Is Outta Line (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)
#1590. Kushner's A Jew (This Note's For You --- Neil Young)
#1591. His Name Is Kanye (I Want It That Way --- Backstreet Boys)
#1592. Mike Ezell (Ring My Bell --- Anita Ward)
#1593. Recep Erdogan (Portland, Oregon --- Loretta Lynn & Jack White)
#1594. The Crudite (Sing Me Away --- Night Ranger)
#1595. Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)
#1596. Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)
#1597. Trump Isn't White (Still Of The Night --- Whitesnake)
#1598. Mike Ezell (Go To Hell --- Motorhead)
#1599. Patel (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#1600. Prolapse Left A Stain (Crying In The Rain --- Whitesnake)
#1601. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)
#1602. Mike Braun (Float On --- Modest Mouse)
#1603. Donald Trump's A Goon (Trump Trading Cards) (Fly Me To The Moon (In Other Words) --- Frank Sinatra)
#1605. Fung (Tongue --- Butthole Surfers)
#1607. Donald's Thing (Little Wing --- Jimi Hendrix)
#1608. We Want Harmeet (We Got The Beat --- Go-Go's)
#1609. Fuller Figure (Father Figure --- George Michaels)
#1610. Harmeet (Love Street --- The Doors)
#1611. He Used To Tweet (We Got The Beat --- Go-Go's)
#1612. Kari Lake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)
#1613. Donald Is Gay (Y.M.C.A. --- The Village People) (blocked for violation of community standards)
#1614. Divine Insurrection (Divine Intervention --- Slayer)
#1615. Meuser (Loser --- Grateful Dead)
#1616. New York's George Santos (Me And My Shadow --- Frank Sinatra & Sammy Davis Jr.)
#1617. Andrew Clyde (Cyanide --- Metallica)
#1618. Andrew Clyde (Saigon Bride --- Joan Baez)
#1619. Andrew Clyde G. (Glorified G --- Pearl Jam)
#1620. Andrew Clyde (When You Died --- Violent Femmes)
#1621. Donald Is Gay (Help On The Way --- Grateful Dead)
#1622. Trump is Very Gay (Help Is On It's Way --- Little River Band)
#1623. Andrew Clyde (Mama Tried --- Grateful Dead)
#1624. Abbott (Habit --- Pearl Jam)
#1625. Santos Is Scum (Under My Thumb --- Rolling Stones)
#1626. Harmeet Dhillon (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1627. Spreads The Big Lie (As Tears Go By --- Rolling Stones)
#1628. Harmeet Harmeet (Heartbeat Heartbeat --- The Eurythmics)
#1631. Victor Bout (Substitute --- The Who)
#1633. Hope Hicks (Chopsticks --- Euphemia Allen)
#1634. Kevin Is A Dumb Whore (Knockin' On Heaven's Door --- Bob Dylan)
#1635. Kevin's Very Upset (Seven Years In Tibet --- David Bowie)
#1636. Kevin Learns (Seven Turns --- Allman Brothers Band)
#1637. Kevin (Heaven --- Rolling Stones)
#1638. Kevin (Heaven --- Warrant)
#1639. Kevin (Session --- Linkin' Park)
#1640. Kevin Is Slow (Seven Below --- Phish)
#1641. Josh Brecheen (Tangerine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1642. Eli Crane (I'm Insane --- Ratt)
#1643. Kevin's Blunders (Seven Wonders --- Fleetwood Mac)
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