Trump is such a jive turkey.
Last year, I penned a Thanksgiving parody of the Ted Nugent classic "It's A Free For All."
#771. It's A Butterball.
But this song's about Trump's latest dinner guest at Mar-A-Lago.
Q-Anon, Pizzagate, conspiracy theorist... Liz Crokin.
Rest assured, the Orange Prolapse has no idea who this woman is.
Uh, yeah. Sure.
Crokin
sonofsaf
Stormy Daniels in a thong, she’s always dancin’ on the pole
Donald’s gotta job to blow, gonna post on Truth Social
The Orange Prolapse is gay
It’s all fucked up with fake news today
Trump’s orange not white
Crokin, Crokin
The Proud Boys will fight, Oath Keepers smokin’
Crokin, Crokin
The extreme right, with a bear on Coke* and, yeah
Stormy D. was a whore, Donald stuck it in her hole
Giant titties she’ll use what have you got to lose, on call, yeah
A coup is not the way
He’s still fucked up the fake news today
Trump’s orange not white
Crokin, Crokin
The Proud Boys will fight, Oath Keepers smokin’
Crokin, Crokin
The extreme right, with a bear on Coke and, yeah
The Donald’s humpin’, little mushroom dick is so white
MAGA plan, Big Mac meat
McDonald’s fo sho is outta site
The Orange Prolapse is gay
It’s all fucked up with fake news today
He’s orange not white
You know the Orange Prolapse is gay
It’s all fucked up the fake news today
He’s orange not white
Not white!
Smokin'
Boston
We're gonna play you a song, a little bit of rock-n-roll
You gotta let yourself go, the band's gonna take control
We're gettin' down today
We'll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight
Smokin', smokin'
We're cookin' tonight, just keep on tokin'
Smokin', smokin'
I feel alright, mamma I'm not jokin', yeah
Get your feet to the floor, everybody rock and roll
You've got nothing to lose just the rhythm and blues, that's all, yeah
We're gonna feel okay
We'll get you up and take you away
Get down tonight
Smokin', smokin'
We're cookin' tonight, just keep on tokin'
Smokin', smokin'
I feel alright, mamma I'm not jokin', yeah
Everyone's jumpin', dancin' to a boogie tonight
Clap your hands, move your feet
If you don't you know it won't seem right
We're gettin' down today
We'll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight
You know we're gettin' down today
We'll pick you up and take you away
Get down tonight
Alright!
From 1977 to the present day, Boston has played Pittsburgh a grand total of 11 times.
Boston:
6-11-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
As far as the Bruins versus the Penguins... we're 78-115-21-8 (wins, losses, ties, OT losses)
As far as the Patriots and the Steelers, from 1972 to 2022, the Patriots are up 18-16.
And as far as the Pirates, Red Sox, and Bob Nutting go...
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| Dahntahn alley in Market Square. |
Yep, that about sums it up. #TrumpDump
The Big Lie 100: (#758)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451. J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)
#1452. Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)
#1453. Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)
#1454. Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)
#1455. Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)
#1456. Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)
#1457. Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)
#1458. Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)
#1459. Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)
#1460. Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)
#1461. Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#1462. Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)
#1463. Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)
#1464. Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#1466. Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)
#1467. A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)
#1469. Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1470. I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1472. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)
#1473. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1474. Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)
#1475. Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)
#1477. Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1478. Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)
#1479. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#1480. Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1481. Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)
#1482. Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)
#1483. Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
#1484. Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)
#1485. Teddy Cruz (Boggie Shoes --- KC & The Sunshine Band)
#1486. Ronchetti (Black Betty --- Metal Church)
#1487. Joe O'Dea (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1488. Tommy Tuberville (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#1489. Fuck You Trumpers (All You Zombies --- The Hooters)
#1490. A. Biggs (War Pigs --- Black Sabbath)
#1491. Rubio Ga Ga (Radio Ga Ga --- Queen)
#1492. Moran (Old Man --- Neil Young)
#1493. Trump's A Liar (Ring Of Fire --- Johnny Cash)
#1494. Why Does Ivanka Blow (Where Do The Children Go --- The Hooters)
#1495. Why Why, Gay Gay (Chris Sununu) (My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue) --- Neil Young)
#1496. Tonight Ivanka Masturbates For You (Tonight I Want To Celebrate With You --- My Morning Jacket)
#1497. Marco A. Rubio (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)
#1498. Tshibaka (Fuck You) (Axilla (Part II --- Phish)
#1499. Sinning (Winning --- Santana)
#1500. Nunes (Jane Says --- Jane's Addiction)
#1501. (We Don't Want No) Kenneth Paxton (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)
#1502. Asshole In Trump Tower... Stinking (Standing In The Shower... Thinking --- Jane's Addiction)
#1503. Fuck Cooper (The Trooper --- Iron Maiden)
#1504. Ganahl (Crank Call --- Billy Idol)
#1505. Bannon (Love Gun --- Kiss)
#1506. Marco Rubio's A Clown And A Retard (Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard --- Paul Simon)
#1507. Paul LePage (Turn The Page --- Bob Seger)
#1508. The Donald Is Orange Not White (We Only Come Out At Night --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#1509. Cindy Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
#1510. Strong And His Mouth (Song Of The South --- Alabama)
#1511. Clarence Thomas (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1512. Jim Marchant (Ants Marching --- Dave Matthews Band)
#1513. Adam Hinojosa (Champagne Supernova --- Oasis)
#1514. Acrisure (Immature --- Bjork)
#1515. Michels The Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)
#1516. Donald's A Liar (Great Balls Of Fire --- Jerry Lee Lewis)
#1517. Mark Amodei (Carry that Weight --- Paul McCartney)
#1518. George Logan (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)
#1519. Mike DeWine (He's So Fine --- The Chiffons)
#1520. Connie Scott (Ocelot --- Phish)
#1521. Colonel Robertson (Mrs. Robisnon --- Paul Simon)
#1522. Mehmet's A Crudite Fan (We're An American Band --- Rob Zombie)
#1523. The Liar Bob Burns (The Fire That Burns --- Twisted Sister)
#1524. Grassley Ass Ass (Blow, Blow, Blow) (Grassy Grass Grass (Grow, Grow, Grow --- Woody Guthrie)
#1525. Fuck Cory Mills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)
#1526. Sununu (Katmandu --- Bob Seger)
#1527. Josh Brecheen (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
#1528. Lombardo (Touch And Go --- The Cars)
#1529. Gerald Malloy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)
#1530. Ezell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#1531. Die Anus Brenna Bird (Fly Famous Mockingbird --- Phish)
#1532. I Hope He Dies (DeSantis DeSantis) (As Time Goes By (A Kiss Is Just A Kiss) --- Herman Hupfeld)
#1533. Sam Peters (Maneater --- Hall & Oates)
#1534. Houchin Is A Buffoon (Bouncin' Around The Room --- Phish)
#1535. Brenna Bird (Mockingbird --- Carly Simon)
#1536. Eli Crane (On A Plain --- Nirvana)
#1537. Marco Rubio (Sussudio --- Phil Collins)
#1538. Dislike Neil Parrott (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)
#1539. Kirkmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#1540. Bruce Poliquin (Bad Medicine --- Bon Jovi)
#1541. Chavez DeRemer (Daydream Believer --- The Monkees)
#1542. Michelle Steel (Spinning Wheel --- Blood, Sweat & Tears)
#1543. Ganahl's Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)
#1544. Trump (Jump --- Van Halen)
#1545. Justin Amash (Caught In A Mosh --- Anthrax)
#1546. Senator Chuck Grassley (Tallahassee Lassie --- Rolling Stones)
#1547. Omnibus (Magic Bus --- The Who)
#1548. Bird Whore (3rd Floor --- Death Angel)
#1549. Fuck Ganahl (Give It All --- Ratt)
#1550. Heidi Ganahl (I Want It All --- Queen)
#1551. Aaron Bean (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#1552. Yum Crudite (Run Runaway --- Slade)
#1553. Buy The Crudite (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#1554. The Crudite (Come Sail Away --- Styx)
#1555. He's John Cornyn (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#1556. Fuck You John Cornyn (You Are My Sunshine --- Johnny Cash)
#1557. Wants The Crudite (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
#1558. Tuberville (Overkill --- Motorhead)
#1559. The Crudite (Alice In Chains --- The Crudite)
#1560. Kushner's A Jew (With Or Without You --- U2)
#1561. Oz Wants The Crudite (On The Turning Away --- Pink Floyd)
#1562. So Much Pain (The Big Lie) --- (Morning Train (Nine To Five) --- Sheena Easton)
#1563. Ganahl (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)
#1564. To Scan (The Crudite) (I Ran (So Far Away) --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#1565. He'll Buy Crudite (Slip Slidin' Away --- Paul Simon)
#1566. Lomabrdo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1567. Miller Hates Science (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1568. He's Ye (I'm Free --- The Who)
#1569. Ye (Free --- Prince)
#1570. Ye (Free --- Phish)
#1571. Ye (Free --- Stryper)
#1572. Ye (Free --- Chicago)
#1573. Fuentes (Mayonaise --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#1574. Ye Is Gay (The Hooters --- Day By Day)
#1575. Trumpy's White (Boogie Nights --- Heatwave)
#1576. Herschel Walker (Doctor, Doctor --- Iron Maiden)
#1577. Mike Braun (C'mon --- DEVO)
#1578. Me And My Pillow (Tears On My Pillow --- Little Anthony & The Imperials)
#1579. Asshole General Todd Rokita (Back Home Again In Indiana --- Jim Nabors)
#1580. Ye's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#1581. Kanye's Name Is Ye (I Want To Break Free --- Queen)
#1582. Ye Is So Gay (Go Your Own Way --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1583. Ye Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)
#1584. Winsome Sears (Wasted Years --- Iron Maiden)
#1585. Crokin (Smokin' --- Boston)
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