Former President Donald Trump is an unapologetic fan of tyrants with autocratic tendencies. Vladmir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Mohammed Bin Salman, etc. Let's just say that Trump really puts the (tiny mushroom) dick... in dictatorship.
In other news, one of my favorite songs all-time is the 2004 Loretta Lynn/Jack White duet.
Never gets old.
So without further adieu, here's what I'd presume to be the only parody song ever written about Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan.
Recep Erdogan
sonofsaf
Well Recep Erdogan and Donald’s jizz
A flood of blood and Trump Tower biz
Well a coup d’etat’s an insurrection crime
A Butterball and big lie Recep Erogan
Social truth ain’t twitter Elon Musk will blow
And forty-five’s an ass who’s puttin’ on a show
Well the future’s grim and I think you would agree
Proud Boys fightin’ for you, me and Recep Erdogan
Jared’s a Jew and Ivanka’s a cunt
Trump'll call your bluff and he’ll make a fuss
So here’s a warning to the right that’s fucked up
‘Cause turkey’s great on Thanksgiving with Recep Erdogan
Well Donald’s jizz he came at last
I'd think his creampies are richer cuming outta his ass
Big offender and it sure shows
He’s the missing link and an Orange Prolapse show
And an Orange Prolapse show [repeat]
Portland, Oregon
Jack White & Loretta Lynn
Well Portland Oregon and sloe gin fizz
If that ain't love then tell me what is
Well I lost my heart it didn't take no time
But that ain't all. I lost my mind in Oregon
In a booth in the corner with the lights down low
I was movin' in fast she was takin' it slow
Well I looked at him and caught him lookin' at me
I knew right then we were playin' free in Oregon
Next day we knew last night got drunk
But we loved enough for the both of us
In the morning when the night had sobered up
It was much too late for the both of us in Oregon
Well sloe gin fizz works might fast
When you drink it by the pitcher and not by the glass
Hey bartender before you close
Pour us one more drink and a pitcher to go
And a pitcher to go [repeat]
Challenging lyrics.
Loretta Lynn passed away earlier this year. Fun fact: she was a grandmother at age 29.
Jack White:
7-27-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
4-14-22, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
The Raconteurs:
9-13-19, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
Almost forgot. Here's a few #TrumpDumps from yesterday's Steelers home loss to the Ravens (16-14). Tried to score a freebie ticket but was unsuccessful.
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| Market Square next to the Jehovah's Witnesses. High visibility alert! |
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| At first, I thought this was "chaw." Though upon further scrutiny realized it was shit. |
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| Andy Warhol Bridge. |
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| Andy Warhol Bridge. |
The Big Lie 100: (#764)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451. J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)
#1452. Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)
#1453. Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)
#1454. Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)
#1455. Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)
#1456. Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)
#1457. Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)
#1458. Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)
#1459. Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)
#1460. Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)
#1461. Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#1462. Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)
#1463. Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)
#1464. Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#1466. Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)
#1467. A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)
#1469. Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1470. I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1472. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)
#1473. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1474. Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)
#1475. Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)
#1477. Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1478. Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)
#1479. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#1480. Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1481. Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)
#1482. Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)
#1483. Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
#1484. Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)
#1485. Teddy Cruz (Boggie Shoes --- KC & The Sunshine Band)
#1486. Ronchetti (Black Betty --- Metal Church)
#1487. Joe O'Dea (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1488. Tommy Tuberville (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#1489. Fuck You Trumpers (All You Zombies --- The Hooters)
#1490. A. Biggs (War Pigs --- Black Sabbath)
#1491. Rubio Ga Ga (Radio Ga Ga --- Queen)
#1492. Moran (Old Man --- Neil Young)
#1493. Trump's A Liar (Ring Of Fire --- Johnny Cash)
#1494. Why Does Ivanka Blow (Where Do The Children Go --- The Hooters)
#1495. Why Why, Gay Gay (Chris Sununu) (My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue) --- Neil Young)
#1496. Tonight Ivanka Masturbates For You (Tonight I Want To Celebrate With You --- My Morning Jacket)
#1497. Marco A. Rubio (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)
#1498. Tshibaka (Fuck You) (Axilla (Part II --- Phish)
#1499. Sinning (Winning --- Santana)
#1500. Nunes (Jane Says --- Jane's Addiction)
#1501. (We Don't Want No) Kenneth Paxton (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)
#1502. Asshole In Trump Tower... Stinking (Standing In The Shower... Thinking --- Jane's Addiction)
#1503. Fuck Cooper (The Trooper --- Iron Maiden)
#1504. Ganahl (Crank Call --- Billy Idol)
#1505. Bannon (Love Gun --- Kiss)
#1506. Marco Rubio's A Clown And A Retard (Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard --- Paul Simon)
#1507. Paul LePage (Turn The Page --- Bob Seger)
#1508. The Donald Is Orange Not White (We Only Come Out At Night --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#1509. Cindy Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
#1510. Strong And His Mouth (Song Of The South --- Alabama)
#1511. Clarence Thomas (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1512. Jim Marchant (Ants Marching --- Dave Matthews Band)
#1513. Adam Hinojosa (Champagne Supernova --- Oasis)
#1514. Acrisure (Immature --- Bjork)
#1515. Michels The Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)
#1516. Donald's A Liar (Great Balls Of Fire --- Jerry Lee Lewis)
#1517. Mark Amodei (Carry that Weight --- Paul McCartney)
#1518. George Logan (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)
#1519. Mike DeWine (He's So Fine --- The Chiffons)
#1520. Connie Scott (Ocelot --- Phish)
#1521. Colonel Robertson (Mrs. Robisnon --- Paul Simon)
#1522. Mehmet's A Crudite Fan (We're An American Band --- Rob Zombie)
#1523. The Liar Bob Burns (The Fire That Burns --- Twisted Sister)
#1524. Grassley Ass Ass (Blow, Blow, Blow) (Grassy Grass Grass (Grow, Grow, Grow --- Woody Guthrie)
#1525. Fuck Cory Mills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)
#1526. Sununu (Katmandu --- Bob Seger)
#1527. Josh Brecheen (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
#1528. Lombardo (Touch And Go --- The Cars)
#1529. Gerald Malloy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)
#1530. Ezell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#1531. Die Anus Brenna Bird (Fly Famous Mockingbird --- Phish)
#1532. I Hope He Dies (DeSantis DeSantis) (As Time Goes By (A Kiss Is Just A Kiss) --- Herman Hupfeld)
#1533. Sam Peters (Maneater --- Hall & Oates)
#1534. Houchin Is A Buffoon (Bouncin' Around The Room --- Phish)
#1535. Brenna Bird (Mockingbird --- Carly Simon)
#1536. Eli Crane (On A Plain --- Nirvana)
#1537. Marco Rubio (Sussudio --- Phil Collins)
#1538. Dislike Neil Parrott (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)
#1539. Kirkmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#1540. Bruce Poliquin (Bad Medicine --- Bon Jovi)
#1541. Chavez DeRemer (Daydream Believer --- The Monkees)
#1542. Michelle Steel (Spinning Wheel --- Blood, Sweat & Tears)
#1543. Ganahl's Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)
#1544. Trump (Jump --- Van Halen)
#1545. Justin Amash (Caught In A Mosh --- Anthrax)
#1546. Senator Chuck Grassley (Tallahassee Lassie --- Rolling Stones)
#1547. Omnibus (Magic Bus --- The Who)
#1548. Bird Whore (3rd Floor --- Death Angel)
#1549. Fuck Ganahl (Give It All --- Ratt)
#1550. Heidi Ganahl (I Want It All --- Queen)
#1551. Aaron Bean (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#1552. Yum Crudite (Run Runaway --- Slade)
#1553. Buy The Crudite (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#1554. The Crudite (Come Sail Away --- Styx)
#1555. He's John Cornyn (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#1556. Fuck You John Cornyn (You Are My Sunshine --- Johnny Cash)
#1557. Wants The Crudite (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
#1558. Tuberville (Overkill --- Motorhead)
#1559. The Crudite (Alice In Chains --- The Crudite)
#1560. Kushner's A Jew (With Or Without You --- U2)
#1561. Oz Wants The Crudite (On The Turning Away --- Pink Floyd)
#1562. So Much Pain (The Big Lie) --- (Morning Train (Nine To Five) --- Sheena Easton)
#1563. Ganahl (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)
#1564. To Scan (The Crudite) (I Ran (So Far Away) --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#1565. He'll Buy Crudite (Slip Slidin' Away --- Paul Simon)
#1566. Lomabrdo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1567. Miller Hates Science (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1568. He's Ye (I'm Free --- The Who)
#1569. Ye (Free --- Prince)
#1570. Ye (Free --- Phish)
#1571. Ye (Free --- Stryper)
#1572. Ye (Free --- Chicago)
#1573. Fuentes (Mayonaise --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#1574. Ye Is Gay (The Hooters --- Day By Day)
#1575. Trumpy's White (Boogie Nights --- Heatwave)
#1576. Herschel Walker (Doctor, Doctor --- Iron Maiden)
#1577. Mike Braun (C'mon --- DEVO)
#1578. Me And My Pillow (Tears On My Pillow --- Little Anthony & The Imperials)
#1579. Asshole General Todd Rokita (Back Home Again In Indiana --- Jim Nabors)
#1580. Ye's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#1581. Kanye's Name Is Ye (I Want To Break Free --- Queen)
#1582. Ye Is So Gay (Go Your Own Way --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1583. Ye Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)
#1584. Winsome Sears (Wasted Years --- Iron Maiden)
#1585. Crokin (Smokin' --- Boston)
#1586. Crokin' In The Bedroom (Smokin' In The Boys Room --- Motley Crue)
#1587. Ye Is Gay (Touch Of Grey --- Grateful Dead)
#1588. Sinema Girl (Cinnamon Girl --- Neil Young)
#1589. Ye Is Outta Line (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)
#1590. Kushner's A Jew (This Note's For You --- Neil Young)
#1591. His Name Is Kanye (I Want It That Way --- Backstreet Boys)
#1592. Mike Ezell (Ring My Bell --- Anita Ward)
#1593. Recep Erdogan (Portland, Oregon --- Loretta Lynn & Jack White)
Please do not share this material with Recep Erdogan and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
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