Q-Anon whack job Liz Crokin keeps some fine company.
As do I.
Obviously, someone just got back from Phoenix. Scottsdale to be precise.
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With the exception of this tiny, scattered #TrumpDump spotted on the Andy Warhol Bridge right here in the Burgh. Will it hold up for the Steelers/Ravens game this Sunday? Hard to say.
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| Another Trump Dump on the Andy Warhol Bridge. High visibility warning. |
Oh, what the hell. Let's keep this Shit Show rollin'. Er uh, steamin'.
Not expecting a lot of offense this Sunday. I think the Steelers edge the Ravens in OT (16-13). But I'm hoping for a tie (13-13). Now that... would be truly exhilarating.
sonofsaf
Nuclear weapon goes boom Trump is on the rag
Stormy Daniels monster tits-startin’ to sag
But here’s the thing he’s stagin’ a coup
All of the Proud Boys are gonna fuck you
Crokin in the bedroom
Crokin in the bedroom
Creature from the Orange La-Goon isn’t cool
Donald Trump sure blows but Crokin is a dumbshit fool
Buildin’ a great wall because Mexicans are near
Kushner has no balls-yeah, he’s a Jew and a queer
How many dicks, in your mom
Paid and bought an anal gassy breath toilet stall
Crokin in the bedroom
Crokin in the bedroom
Creature from the Orange La-Goon isn’t cool
Donald Trump sure blows but Crokin is a dumbshit fooll
Donald the dork a dumbshit whore
Bad encounter best be ignored
Big Mac is cookin’ McDonald’s in town
Fake news hater he's the Orange Prolapse clown
Crokin in the bedroom
Crokin in the bedroom
Creature from the Orange La-Goon isn’t cool
Donald Trump sure blows but Crokin is a dumbshit fool
Crokin in the bedroom
Crokin in the bedroom
Crokin in the bedroom
Crokin in the bedroom
Creature from the Orange La-Goon isn’t cool
Donald Trump sure blows but Crokin is a dumbshit fool
Coup’s a crime
Crokin in the bedroom
Crokin in the bedroom
Creature from the Orange La-Goon isn’t cool
Donald Trump sure blows but Crokin is a dumbshit fool
Motley Crue
Sittin' in the classroom thinkin' it's a drag
Listening to the teacher rap-just ain't my bag
When two bells ring you know it's my cue
Gonna meet the boys on floor number 2
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
Checkin' out the halls makin sure the coast is clear
Lookin' in the stalls-nah, there ain't nobody here
My buddies Sixx, Mick & Tom
To get caught would surely be the death of us all
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
Put me to work the school book store
Check-out counter and I got bored
Teacher was lookin' for me all around
Two hours later you know where I was found
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
One more time
Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
From 1984 to 2022, Motley Crue has played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Motley Crue:
7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Newark, OH
7-31-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-30-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-31-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-12-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
And they just announced a show for The Horseshoe in early August. Columbus! Along with Def Leppard and Alice Cooper. One of only 6 shows in the entire United States.
Cap City, baby! Here we cum.
I'll distribute my J.D. Vance parodies accordingly.
The Big Lie 100: (#759)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451. J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)
#1452. Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)
#1453. Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)
#1454. Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)
#1455. Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)
#1456. Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)
#1457. Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)
#1458. Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)
#1459. Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)
#1460. Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)
#1461. Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#1462. Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)
#1463. Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)
#1464. Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#1466. Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)
#1467. A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)
#1469. Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1470. I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1472. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)
#1473. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1474. Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)
#1475. Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)
#1477. Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1478. Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)
#1479. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#1480. Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1481. Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)
#1482. Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)
#1483. Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
#1484. Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)
#1485. Teddy Cruz (Boggie Shoes --- KC & The Sunshine Band)
#1486. Ronchetti (Black Betty --- Metal Church)
#1487. Joe O'Dea (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1488. Tommy Tuberville (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#1489. Fuck You Trumpers (All You Zombies --- The Hooters)
#1490. A. Biggs (War Pigs --- Black Sabbath)
#1491. Rubio Ga Ga (Radio Ga Ga --- Queen)
#1492. Moran (Old Man --- Neil Young)
#1493. Trump's A Liar (Ring Of Fire --- Johnny Cash)
#1494. Why Does Ivanka Blow (Where Do The Children Go --- The Hooters)
#1495. Why Why, Gay Gay (Chris Sununu) (My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue) --- Neil Young)
#1496. Tonight Ivanka Masturbates For You (Tonight I Want To Celebrate With You --- My Morning Jacket)
#1497. Marco A. Rubio (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)
#1498. Tshibaka (Fuck You) (Axilla (Part II --- Phish)
#1499. Sinning (Winning --- Santana)
#1500. Nunes (Jane Says --- Jane's Addiction)
#1501. (We Don't Want No) Kenneth Paxton (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)
#1502. Asshole In Trump Tower... Stinking (Standing In The Shower... Thinking --- Jane's Addiction)
#1503. Fuck Cooper (The Trooper --- Iron Maiden)
#1504. Ganahl (Crank Call --- Billy Idol)
#1505. Bannon (Love Gun --- Kiss)
#1506. Marco Rubio's A Clown And A Retard (Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard --- Paul Simon)
#1507. Paul LePage (Turn The Page --- Bob Seger)
#1508. The Donald Is Orange Not White (We Only Come Out At Night --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#1509. Cindy Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
#1510. Strong And His Mouth (Song Of The South --- Alabama)
#1511. Clarence Thomas (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1512. Jim Marchant (Ants Marching --- Dave Matthews Band)
#1513. Adam Hinojosa (Champagne Supernova --- Oasis)
#1514. Acrisure (Immature --- Bjork)
#1515. Michels The Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)
#1516. Donald's A Liar (Great Balls Of Fire --- Jerry Lee Lewis)
#1517. Mark Amodei (Carry that Weight --- Paul McCartney)
#1518. George Logan (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)
#1519. Mike DeWine (He's So Fine --- The Chiffons)
#1520. Connie Scott (Ocelot --- Phish)
#1521. Colonel Robertson (Mrs. Robisnon --- Paul Simon)
#1522. Mehmet's A Crudite Fan (We're An American Band --- Rob Zombie)
#1523. The Liar Bob Burns (The Fire That Burns --- Twisted Sister)
#1524. Grassley Ass Ass (Blow, Blow, Blow) (Grassy Grass Grass (Grow, Grow, Grow --- Woody Guthrie)
#1525. Fuck Cory Mills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)
#1526. Sununu (Katmandu --- Bob Seger)
#1527. Josh Brecheen (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
#1528. Lombardo (Touch And Go --- The Cars)
#1529. Gerald Malloy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)
#1530. Ezell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#1531. Die Anus Brenna Bird (Fly Famous Mockingbird --- Phish)
#1532. I Hope He Dies (DeSantis DeSantis) (As Time Goes By (A Kiss Is Just A Kiss) --- Herman Hupfeld)
#1533. Sam Peters (Maneater --- Hall & Oates)
#1534. Houchin Is A Buffoon (Bouncin' Around The Room --- Phish)
#1535. Brenna Bird (Mockingbird --- Carly Simon)
#1536. Eli Crane (On A Plain --- Nirvana)
#1537. Marco Rubio (Sussudio --- Phil Collins)
#1538. Dislike Neil Parrott (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)
#1539. Kirkmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#1540. Bruce Poliquin (Bad Medicine --- Bon Jovi)
#1541. Chavez DeRemer (Daydream Believer --- The Monkees)
#1542. Michelle Steel (Spinning Wheel --- Blood, Sweat & Tears)
#1543. Ganahl's Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)
#1544. Trump (Jump --- Van Halen)
#1545. Justin Amash (Caught In A Mosh --- Anthrax)
#1546. Senator Chuck Grassley (Tallahassee Lassie --- Rolling Stones)
#1547. Omnibus (Magic Bus --- The Who)
#1548. Bird Whore (3rd Floor --- Death Angel)
#1549. Fuck Ganahl (Give It All --- Ratt)
#1550. Heidi Ganahl (I Want It All --- Queen)
#1551. Aaron Bean (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#1552. Yum Crudite (Run Runaway --- Slade)
#1553. Buy The Crudite (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#1554. The Crudite (Come Sail Away --- Styx)
#1555. He's John Cornyn (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#1556. Fuck You John Cornyn (You Are My Sunshine --- Johnny Cash)
#1557. Wants The Crudite (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
#1558. Tuberville (Overkill --- Motorhead)
#1559. The Crudite (Alice In Chains --- The Crudite)
#1560. Kushner's A Jew (With Or Without You --- U2)
#1561. Oz Wants The Crudite (On The Turning Away --- Pink Floyd)
#1562. So Much Pain (The Big Lie) --- (Morning Train (Nine To Five) --- Sheena Easton)
#1563. Ganahl (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)
#1564. To Scan (The Crudite) (I Ran (So Far Away) --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#1565. He'll Buy Crudite (Slip Slidin' Away --- Paul Simon)
#1566. Lomabrdo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1567. Miller Hates Science (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1568. He's Ye (I'm Free --- The Who)
#1569. Ye (Free --- Prince)
#1570. Ye (Free --- Phish)
#1571. Ye (Free --- Stryper)
#1572. Ye (Free --- Chicago)
#1573. Fuentes (Mayonaise --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#1574. Ye Is Gay (The Hooters --- Day By Day)
#1575. Trumpy's White (Boogie Nights --- Heatwave)
#1576. Herschel Walker (Doctor, Doctor --- Iron Maiden)
#1577. Mike Braun (C'mon --- DEVO)
#1578. Me And My Pillow (Tears On My Pillow --- Little Anthony & The Imperials)
#1579. Asshole General Todd Rokita (Back Home Again In Indiana --- Jim Nabors)
#1580. Ye's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#1581. Kanye's Name Is Ye (I Want To Break Free --- Queen)
#1582. Ye Is So Gay (Go Your Own Way --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1583. Ye Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)
#1584. Winsome Sears (Wasted Years --- Iron Maiden)
#1585. Crokin (Smokin' --- Boston)
#1586. Crokin' In The Bedroom (Smokin' In The Boys Room --- Motley Crue)
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