I really enjoyed the deep fake AI montage of Trump getting arrested, doing time in prison, escaping a la Shawshank and ending up at a McDonald's. Considering the impending closure of the dahntahn McDonald's on Liberty Avenue, it's quite relevant. And to some degree even poignant.
Perhaps I should make a deep fake series of Congressional Trump Dumps in which Jim Jordan, James Comer, and Bryan Style come to the rescue of the Orange Prolapse in the Manhattan D.A.'s campaign finance violation/ Stormy "Horseface" Daniels hush money case.
Even better than the real thing... McShit.
Steil
sonofsaf
Steil, prolapse fart inhaling
Steil, all the news he’s faking
When all you’ve got’s the big lie
Makes me cry…
Midwest Steil
More money he’ll borrow
Steil’s filled with hate and sorrow
Donald Trump’s wife is a shit pile
Midwest fuck…
First Lady’s case of Be Best
Hide every trace of sadness
Jared’s a queer but Ivanka I fear
All the crime and Big Macs are frying
Steil, I wish you were dying
Donald Trump’s wife is a shit pile
Midwest fuck Steil
Steil, prolapse fart inhaling
Steil, all the news he’s faking
When all you’ve got’s the big lie
Makes me cry…
Midwest Steil
More money he’ll borrow
Steil’s filled with hate and sorrow
Donald Trump’s wife is a shit pile
Midwest fuck…
All the crime and Big Macs are frying
Steil, I wish you were dying
Donald Trump’s wife is a shit pile
Midwest fuck Steil
Smile
Michael Jackson
Smile, though your heart is aching
Smile, even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky
You'll get by...
If you smile
With your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just...
Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just...
Smile, though your heart is aching
Smile, even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky
You'll get by...
If you smile
Through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile...
That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile
Michael Jackson did a three night stand at the Civic Arena back in the fall of 1988. I was living in Dayton, Ohio at the time and missed all 3 shows. Had I been living in Wheeling, I seriously doubt I would've felt the urge to attend.