Monday, March 27, 2023

#1773. Steil

I really enjoyed the deep fake AI montage of Trump getting arrested, doing time in prison, escaping a la Shawshank and ending up at a McDonald's.  Considering the impending closure of the dahntahn McDonald's on Liberty Avenue, it's quite relevant.  And to some degree even poignant.

Perhaps I should make a deep fake series of Congressional Trump Dumps in which Jim Jordan, James Comer, and Bryan Style come to the rescue of the Orange Prolapse in the Manhattan D.A.'s campaign finance violation/ Stormy "Horseface" Daniels hush money case.




Even better than the real thing... McShit.

 


 

Steil
sonofsaf

Steil, prolapse fart inhaling
Steil, all the news he’s faking
When all you’ve got’s the big lie
Makes me cry…

Midwest Steil
More money he’ll borrow
Steil’s filled with hate and sorrow
Donald Trump’s wife is a shit pile
Midwest fuck…

First Lady’s case of Be Best
Hide every trace of sadness
Jared’s a queer but Ivanka I fear
All the crime and Big Macs are frying
Steil, I wish you were dying
Donald Trump’s wife is a shit pile
Midwest fuck Steil

Steil, prolapse fart inhaling
Steil, all the news he’s faking
When all you’ve got’s the big lie
Makes me cry…

Midwest Steil
More money he’ll borrow
Steil’s filled with hate and sorrow
Donald Trump’s wife is a shit pile
Midwest fuck…

All the crime and Big Macs are frying
Steil, I wish you were dying
Donald Trump’s wife is a shit pile
Midwest fuck Steil

 

Smile
Michael Jackson

Smile, though your heart is aching
Smile, even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky
You'll get by...

If you smile
With your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just...

Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just...

Smile, though your heart is aching
Smile, even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky
You'll get by...

If you smile
Through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile...

That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile

 



Michael Jackson did a three night stand at the Civic Arena back in the fall of 1988.  I was living in Dayton, Ohio at the time and missed all 3 shows.  Had I been living in Wheeling, I seriously doubt I would've felt the urge to attend. 

 

The Big Lie 100: (#936)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

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