In an official Senate hearing yesterday, Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) told teamster President Sean O'Brien to "shut his mouth."
I suspect this was merely a pathetic attempt to be perceived as the new Senate tough guy. And of course, further ingratiate himself with the Orange Prolapse.
But I will concede one thing. At least the pugilistic Mullin had the "courage" to say it to his face. You know, unlike Trump with the threats, harassment, and nicknames exclusively posted on Truth Social.
Markwayne Mullin
sonofsaf
Forty-five’s ass and colon really lingers
Worse than vinyl chloride or black male
But the Orange Prolapse is a singer
He’s a fartin’ with value meals goin’ sale
Senator Markwayne Mullin is a-shittin’
Big Macs by the quarter pound
Needs someone to blame not admittin’
A disease, lie and cheat all-around
So The Donald got caught for a coup crime
Riggin’ elections for you
God I’d rather contract anal cancer
And Kushner can be bought you’ll discover a Jew
Senator Markwayne Mullin is a-shittin’
Big Macs by the quarter pound
Needs someone to blame not admittin’
A disease, lie and cheat all-around
Fuck you and all of your drama
Trump’s lyin’ and goin’ to hell
Jared Kushner’s a skid mark shit stain for you
Ivanka ain’t fat but has a pussy to sell
Senator Markwayne Mullin is a-shittin’
Big Macs by the quarter pound
Needs someone to blame not admittin’
A disease, lie and cheat all-around
Cocaine And Gin
Kid Rock
Well she's the match that I hold in my fingers
And I'm lettin' it burn to the nail
And I know it's a pain that'll linger
It's a woman like that sends a good man to jail
And now the cocaine and gin's got me spinnin'
Left in the old "lost-and-found"
If sorrow's a game then I'm winnin'
Won't you please, set my feet on the ground
So I sat and I thought for a long time
Prayin' on what I might do
God you never did give me the answer
And I can't stand the thought of another with you
And now the cocaine and gin's got me spinnin'
Left in the old "lost-and-found"
If sorrow's a game then I'm winnin'
Won't you please, set my feet on the ground
Thank you for everything momma
For tryin' to raise me up well
And I'm sorry I did what I had to do
It's a woman like that sends a good man to hell
And now the cocaine and gin's got me spinnin'
Left in the old "lost-and-found"
If sorrow's a game then I'm winnin'
Won't you please, set my feet on the ground
My second cocaine-oriented parody of Markwayne.
Last summer I penned #1422. Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
From 2000 to 2022, Kid Cock has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 9 times. Not to be a Negative Nancy, but I'd prefer it if he got shot 9 times. Just my fifty cents.
Kid Rock:
8-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Aerosmith)
9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
Wow, that's multiple Kid cocks! Two cocks in the span of a single month.