#1767. Steil's A Liar

Bryan Steil (R-WI) used to be an intern for former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan.

These days he's the Chair of the House Administration Committee.  Huzzah!

 

So much for rules and regulations.  Steil is a supporter of the Orange Prolapse posting a pic of himself threatening D.A. Alvin Bragg with a baseball bat.  This from a "man" who was too scared to throw out the first pitch on Opening Day.

 

 

Steil’s A Liar
sonofsaf

Abuse you all the time
Worse than disease of lyme
Wisconsin you will pray
All night and day!
Coup d’etat’s the plan
You cannot ban
Insurrection
Bryan’s pants are on fire
That Steil’s a liar

Gay!
Donald Trump is really gay,
Not okay
That Steil’s a liar!

Trump Tower is the hell
That GOP he wants to sell
A giver of lies he knows
Stormy D. blows!
Trump cums in a hurry
Premature the territory
Abortion denier
Embryo liar

Gay!
Donald Trump is really gay,
Not okay
That Steil’s a liar!

Shivering a cunt delight
Thinking Trump is orange not white
Crooked Hillary’s in the way
Clinton will stay!
Jism from an anal whore
Is what you crave and what’s in store
Trump Tower needs a buyer
That Steil’s a liar!

Gay!
Donald Trump is really gay,
Not okay
That Steil’s a liar!

 

Trial By Fire
Testament

Accuse you of a crime
Sentenced to endless time
The price you have to pay
Won't get away!
Sworn in by the stand
Your rights are gone
The system's banned
They think you are a liar
A trial by fire

Hey!
This is what the people say,
A new way
A trial by fire!

Locked in an empty cell
Your life becomes a living hell
The river of fire flows
Time only knows!
Trapped by flames of fury
Ordered unto by the jury
Death is their desire
Thrown in the fire!

Hey!
This is what the people say,
A new way
A trial by fire!

Quiver by the fiery light
Cringing as your soul ignites
The book of law's been thrown away
Starting today!
The system before the war
Is gone for now and evermore
There is no sentence higher
A trial by fire!

Hey!
This is what the people say,
A new way
A trial by fire!

My second parody of "Trial By Fire."  Last year, I penned #1515.  Michels The Liar.  About failed gubernatorial candidate Wisconsin Republican Tim Michels.

Testament:

7-15-88, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA

11-1-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH

11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-25-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

5-9-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#930)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

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