#1752. Stormy's Wetter

Everyone knows the Orange Prolapse had sex with Horseface.  This isn't a matter of speculation.  It's not  even remotely open to conjecture or reasoned debate.

PPG Paints Arena.  Broad Street bully alert... in the Burgh.

What America doesn't know, is that Donald Trump actually preferred having sex with Stormy... as opposed to his mail order wife Melania a/k/a the Slovenian Slut.

Behold the evidence!  Sing out strong.  Sing along.

 

Stormy’s Better
sonofsaf

It’s bedtime
Her pink slime
Adult crime
‘Cause Stormy’s better

It’s bedtime
Her pink slime
Adult crime
‘Cause Stormy’s better

‘Cause Stormy’s better
‘Cause Stormy’s better
‘Cause Stormy’s better

It’s bedtime
Her pink slime
Adult crime
‘Cause Stormy’s better

It’s bedtime
Her pink slime
Adult crime
‘Cause Stormy’s better

‘Cause Stormy’s better
‘Cause Stormy’s better
‘Cause Stormy’s better
‘Cause Stormy’s better

It’s bedtime
Her pink slime
Adult crime
‘Cause Stormy’s better

It’s bedtime
Her pink slime
Adult crime
‘Cause Stormy’s better

It’s bedtime
Her pink slime
Adult crime
‘Cause Stormy’s better

 

Stormy Weather
The Pixies

It is time
It is time
It is time
For stormy weather

It is time
It is time
It is time
For stormy weather

For stormy weather
For stormy weather
For stormy weather

It is time
It is time
It is time
For stormy weather

It is time
It is time
It is time
For stormy weather

For stormy weather
For stormy weather
For stormy weather
For stormy weather

It is time
It is time
It is time
It is time for stormy weather

It is time
It is time
It is time
It is time for stormy weather

It is time
It is time
It is time
It is time for stormy weather

 

In the cover biz, this parody is what we'd call a "lay down."

Couldn't find a live version of this song.  So here's a fired up concert from the Brixton Academy in London, England (circa 1991).

From 1988 to the present, The Pixies have played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.

They make their return this summer on June 13 along with Franz Ferdinand at Stage AE.  I intend to be there.  Hopefully, I'll see the West Virginian/Australian/Tazmanian Devil (father of 'lil mate).

Pixies:

7-10-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Weezer)

The Big Lie 100: (#915)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

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