Donald Trump just posted:
CPAC was packed for my speech, you couldn’t get into the building. A special thanks to the area Fire Department for making it work so well. Great job!
Wow... I guess. So you're telling me that the Orange Prolapse, a former United States President, managed to fill up a single Gaylord Hotel conference room in Baltimore, Maryland.
And speaking of Maryland, he also just posted...
Too bad Larry Hogan, the RINO Former Governor of Maryland, is dropping out of the Presidential Race. While he didn’t stand a chance, he would have been fun to practice on!
By "practice on" Trump's making a veiled pornographic reference (Hogan performing ATM on Trump's fluorescent anal protrusion).
Hmm, seems the race for the GOP nomination is heating up.
CPAC
sonofsaf
Trump’s a crook
That’s a lie
‘Cause an insurrection’s never outta line
Donald Trump we’ll defend and defend
Coup was a big part of the plan
Job to blow, stop the steal
Big Mac will BeBest to feed McDonald’s time
Newsmax they are gay you see
South Dakota man
Kristi Noem
(CPAC, CPAC)
The Orange Prolapse gonna loom
And protrude over you
Outta site, the far right
He’ll be clamping down on crime
(Clamping down on crime)
He’ll be clamping down on crime
The big lie
La, la, la-la, la, la, laaa, la-la
La, laaaa
La, la, la-la, laaaaa
Ass will burn, dildo rear end
Pussy pillow, tax and spend
Newsmax is to blame
Newsmax shame
So Donald Trump’s son-in law’s a Jew
Kushner’s asshole was very sore
From the big screw
Shits in a toilet stall
That Jared is a cunt
Build the wall
(CPAC, CPAC)
The Orange Prolapse gonna loom
And protrude over you
Outta site, the far right
He’ll be clamping down on crime
(Clamping down on crime)
He’ll be clamping down on crime
The big lie
La, la, la-la, la, la, laaa, la-la
La, laaaa
La, la, la-la, la, la, laaaaa
Fuck you, fuck you
Laaaaa
La, la, la-la, la, la, laaa, la-la
La, la, laaaa
La, la, la-la, laaaaaa
Donald Trump’s, Trump’s outta line
In-law’s a Jew
Kushner’s asshole was very sore
From the big screw
Shits in toilet stall
Well that Jared is a cunt
Build the wall
(CPAC, CPAC)
The Orange Prolapse gonna loom
And protrude over you
Outta site, the far right
He’ll be clamping down on crime
(Clamping down on crime)
He’ll be clamping down on crime
The big lie
Donald Trump ain’t the enemy
Well, Donald Trump ain’t the enemy
Well, he’s gonna be clamping down
(CPAC)
Well, he’s gonna be clamping down
(CPAC)
Well, he’s gonna be clamping down
(CPAC)
Kristi Noem
Krist Noem
(CPAC)
Fucking Kristi Noem
Well, Donald Trump ain’t the enemy
(CPAC)…
Stand Back
Stevie Nicks
No one looked
I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him again and again
First he took my heart then he ran
No one knows how I feel
What I say unless you read between my lines
One man walked away from me
First he took my hand
Take me home
(Stand back, stand back)
In the middle of my room
I did not hear from you
It's alright, it's alright
To be standing in a line
(Standing in a line)
To be standing in a line
I would cry
La, la, la-la, la, la, laaa, la-la
La, laaaa
La, la, la-la, laaaaa
Do not turn away my friend
Like a willow I can bend
No man calls my name
No man came
So I walked on down away from you
Maybe your attention was more
Than you could do
But one man did not call
He asked me for my love
And that was all
(Stand back, stand back)
In the middle of my room
I did not hear from you
It's alright, it's alright
To be standing in a line
(Standing in a line)
To be standing in a line
I would cry
La, la, la-la, la, la, laaa, la-la
La, laaaa
La, la, la-la, la, la, laaaaa
Too few, too few
Laaaaa
La, la, la-la, la, la, laaa, la-la
La, la, laaaa
La, la, la-la, laaaaaa
So I walked, walked down the line
Away from you
Maybe your attention was more
Than I could do
One man did not fall
Well, he asked me for my love
That was all
(Stand back, stand back)
In the middle of my room
I did not hear from you
It's alright, it's alright
To be standing in a line
(Standing in a line)
To be standing in a line
I could cry
I need a little sympathy
Well, I need a little sympathy
Well, I need to be standing in
(Stand back)
Well, I need to be standing in
(Stand back)
Well, I need to be standing in
(Stand back)
Take me home
Take me home
(Stand back)
Don't you take me home
Well, I need a little sympathy
(Stand back)...
Challenging parody. Awkward, stilted lyrics. But I think I did the song a minimal degree of justice.
Stevie Nicks has played the Burgh 11 times. And that's just her solo shows. Factor in the Fleetwood Mac angle and the total number of concerts jumps to 29. Impressive!
Fleetwood Mac:
4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA