In less than an hour, the Orange Prolapse will descend on CPAC. In a Gaylord Hotel ballroom no less.
He's gonna bulge it out. Er uh, close it out.
A defiant, BIG MAC CPAC Dump on Federal across from the Post Office. Yep. Human. |
PNC Park! Now there's a schmear that Squirrel Hill residents can relate to. |
Grant Avenue across from the city county building. All politics is local I suppose. |
CPAC!
sonofsaf
(CPAC!)
Donald is cool
(CPAC!)
Ivanka’s a Jew
MAGA you will find
Truth Social, allied
(CPAC!)
Kushner Jew fuck you
(CPAC!)
No joke Trump ain’t a fool
MAGA you will find
Truth Social, allied
Critical race, no testosterone
Newsmax will sue, for heaven’s sake
The 2020 transition
Biden’s shit’s, always fake
We are CPAC!
We are CPAC!
We are… CPAC!
CPAC! CPAC!
We are CPAC!
Attack!
Agnostic Front
(Attack!)
You played the fool
(Attack!)
No respect for you
We don't like your kind
No honor, no pride
(Attack!)
Nothing you can do
(Attack!)
You broke the golden rule
We don't like your kind
No honor, no pride
You're losing face, you got no backbone
No love for you, you proved you're fake
Put yourself in this position
Never give, only take
We will attack!
We will attack!
We will… attack!
Attack! Attack!
We will attack!
From 1985 to 2022, Agnostic Front has played the Burgh an impressive total of 25 times. Never seen 'em. Great band name.
I knew this parody seemed a lil' too familiar.
I wrote a different version for last year's conference. #1067. CPAC!