Thursday, March 23, 2023

#1764. Has Been Chip Roy

Congressman Chip Roy (R-TX) is a leader in the far right Freedom Cock-Us.  Last week, he endorsed Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for President.


Keep in mind, Roy's endorsement comes on the cusp of a Trump MAGA rally this weekend in Waco.


Thus leaving the rosacea of the Orange Prolapse on heightened alert.  INFURIATING!



 

Has Been Chip Roy
sonofsaf

So white

He plans to be mean and so shitty that’s right
Proud Boys are not Jews, Jared Kushner’s a kike
Donald’s leaving an Orange Prolapse stain
Trump train goes choo-choo, and he will thrive on disdain

Cunt and
Asshole’s gay
Frying
What you say
Tie and
McDonald’s breath
Cunt and
Asshole’s gay
Frying
What you say
Tie and
McDonald’s breath

Has been
Has been Chip Roy
Has been
Has been Chip Roy
Has been
Has been Chip Roy
Has been
Has been Chip Roy

America’s great’n Trump we endure
We must defend, because Stormy’s a whore
The big lie flag’s unfurled you’ll give in
Fox News is still faking the news we’re living

Cunt and
Asshole’s gay
Frying
What you say
Tie and
McDonald’s breath
Cunt and
Asshole’s gay
Frying
What you say
Tie and
McDonald’s breath

Has been
Has been Chip Roy
Has been
Has been Chip Roy
Has been
Has been Chip Roy
Has been
Has been Chip Roy

Their leader’s a liar stop the stealing we will
Even J.C. would say and maybe scream out until
Donald Trump’s my king and he’s so fine
Mar-a-Lago is gay strap-on your Be Best behind

Cunt and
Asshole’s gay
Frying
What you say
Tie and
McDonald’s breath
Cunt and
Asshole’s gay
Frying
What you say
Tie and
McDonald’s breath

Has been
Has been Chip Roy
Has been
Has been Chip Roy
Has been
Has been Chip Roy
Has been
Has been Chip Roy

 

Seek & Destroy
Metallica

Alright

We’re scanning the scene in the city tonight
We’re looking for you to start up a fight
There’s an evil feeling in our brains
But it’s nothing new, you know it drives us insane

Running
On our way
Hiding
You will pay
Dying
One thousand deaths
Running
On our way
Hiding
You will pay
Dying
One thousand deaths

Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy

There is no escape and that’s for sure
This is the end, we won't take any more
Say goodbye to the world you live in
You’ve always been taking but now you’re giving

Running
On our way
Hiding
You will pay
Dying
One thousand deaths
Running
On our way
Hiding
You will pay
Dying
One thousand deaths

Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy

Our brains are on fire with the feeling to kill
And it won't go away until our dreams are fulfilled
There is only one thing on our minds
Don’t try running away ‘cause you’re the one we will find

Running
On our way
Hiding
You will pay
Dying
One thousand deaths
Running
On our way
Hiding
You will pay
Dying
One thousand deaths

Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy
Searching
Seek and destroy





My third parody of the Metallica classic.

I've also written #410.  Louis DeJoy.  A tribute to Trump's Post-Masturbater General.

As well as #1529.  Gerald Malloy.  Failed Republican Vermont gubernatorial candidate in 2022.

From 1988 to the present, Metallica has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.


Metallica:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

6-22-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH

11-18-88, Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, OH

4-16-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA 

3-26-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

10-18-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#927)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

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