#1779. Tim Burchett's Shitty

This parody's spot-on.  And it's easily one of my favorite David Bowie tunes.  

Great bit from the HBO series Vinyl.

Favorite David Bowie songs?  Too many to mention.  But just off the top of my head... Heroes, China Girl, Modern Love, and MORE!

If you're searching for one of the all-time greatest moments in the history of rock'n'roll.  Skip ahead to 1:26 mark.  Sends fucking chills down my spine.

Such a shame that a quality rendition of this song gets wasted on some MAGA douchebag from Nashville.  Congressman Tim Birchett! 

Born again Burchett dutifully rises before a seated Orange Prolapse.

Burchett home schools his daughter.  Therefore she's less likely to end up being decapitated by an AR-15.

This volunteer asshole really puts the l'orange in a hot chicken sandwich.  Whatever that means.

Tim Burchett’s Shitty
sonofsaf

(No plan) Yo, has a small bone, to blow
(No plan) Tennessee, is a shit show, you fucker
(No plan) Cum git some critical race
Has a tiny dick just but a monster truck in case
(No plan) An Orange Prolapse stain
(No plan) A clown with no brain
(No plan) Well, he’s the artist of scam
Ivanka’s full of bullshit you see, can you see

Yo, insurrection plan, Second Amendment you’d fuck it
Nashville’s Tim Burchett’s shitty
Yo, insurrection plan, Donald Trump’s dick you’d suck it
Congressman Tim Burchett’s shitty
He’s MAGA light
Proud Boys fight

(No plan) Tennessee, guns on my mind, Donald’s gay
(No plan) Insurrection’s a crime, Trump’s gay
(No plan) Let’s boogie, Trump is queer
 Stormy D. has a cunt but didn’t cum, didn’t cum

Yo, insurrection plan, Second Amendment you’d fuck it
Nashville’s Tim Burchett’s shitty
Yo, insurrection plan, Donald J. Trump’s dick you’d suck it
Congressman Tim Burchett’s shitty
He’s MAGA light
Proud Boys fight
You’re shitty

Yo, insurrection plan, Second Amendment you’d fuck it
Nashville’s Tim Burchett’s shitty
Yo, insurrection plan, Donald J. Trump’s dick you’d suck it
Congressman Tim Burchett’s shitty
Yo, insurrection plan, Second Amendment you’d fuck it
Nashville’s Tim Burchett’s shitty
Yo, insurrection plan, Donald J. Trump’s dick you’d suck it
Congressman Tim Burchett’s shitty
He’s MAGA light
Whoa, Proud Boys fight

‘Cause Tim Burchett’s shitty
‘Cause Tim Burchett’s shitty
Congressman Tim Burchett’s shitty
Congressman Tim Burchett’s shitty
Whoa, Tim Burchett’s shitty
Ooh, Tim Birchett’s shitty
Ooh-how, Tim Burchett’s Shitty
Ooh-how, Tim Burchett’s shitty
Ooh-how, Tim Burchett’s shitty
Oh, fuck you Uncle Sam!
‘Cause Tim Burchett’s shitty
‘Cause Tim Burchett’s shitty
Q will fight
‘Cause Tim Burchett’s shitty
Bloodwine*
‘Cause Tim Burchett’s shitty
Ooh, ‘cause Tim Burchett’s shitty
Oh, yeah Tim Burchett’s shitty
Oh, yeah Tim Burchett’s shitty
Oh, Tim Burchett
Tim Burchett!

 

Suffragette City
David Bowie

(Hey man) Oh, leave me alone, you know
(Hey man) Oh, Henry, get off the phone, I gotta
(Hey man) I gotta straighten my face
This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place
(Hey man) My schooldays insane
(Hey man) My work's down the drain
(Hey man) Well, she's a total blam-blam
She said she had to squeeze it but she, and then she

Oh, don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket
Back from Suffragette City
Oh, don't lean on me, man, 'cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight
She's all right

(Hey, man) Oh, Henry, don't be unkind, go away
(Hey, man) I can't take you this time, no way
(Hey, man) Dear droogie, don't crash here
There's only room for one and here she comes, here she comes

Oh, don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket
Back from Suffragette City
Oh, don't lean on me, man, 'cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight
She's all right
Oh, hit me

Oh, don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket
Back from Suffragette City
Oh, don't lean on me, man, 'cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket
Back from Suffragette City
And don't lean on me, man, 'cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight
Whoa, she's all right

A Suffragette City
A Suffragette City
I'm back on Suffragette City
I'm back on Suffragette City
Whoa, Suffragette City
Ooh, Suffragette City
Ooh-how, Suffragette City
Ooh-how, Suffragette City
Ooh-how, Suffragette
Oh, wham, bam, thank you, ma'am!
A Suffragette City
A Suffragette City
Quite all right
A Suffragette City
Too fine
A Suffragette City
Ooh, a Suffragette City
Oh, my Suffragette City
Oh, my Suffragette City
Oh, Suffragette
Suffragette!

Bowie played the Burgh 9 times (from 1972 to 2004).  He passed away in 2016. 

David Bowie:

9-23-95, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#942)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

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