A couple days ago, Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell fell and fractured his ribs. Concussion too.
President Biden issued a statement wishing him a speedy recovery.
The Orange Prolapse also weighed in...
Mitch McConnell is not only a mentally broken RINO, but also, a physically broken OLD CROW. Thank you.
McConnell
sonofsaf
Mitch the ass he just went down
And cracked a rib what a clown
A toilet stall that joke is smelling strong
Well he’s such a cunt ’til the bitter end
‘Cause he can’t stand the D.C. Dems
And he shot a load in Lindsay’s hole
But he has a penis to blow for himself
It’s all in the name of maximum money wealth
GOP is hardcore
Fat ass pain and anal whore
GOP loves hate
Riot blood ‘cause it’s the grand ‘ol party
It, ain’t free, ain’t free, it, ain’t free
In hell, dies Mitch McConnell
Well he likes to play with Donald’s ass
Butt crack, enter, up the ass
Orange clown disrobes, for salad toss
And the regret fucking up instead
An ass kissers greatest lament
Must rearrange Trump’s no longer the boss
Donald’s load’s in pussy shaved no pubic hair
Adultery’s how, Trump lied if you care
GOP is hardcore
Fat ass pain and anal whore
GOP loves hate
Riot blood ‘cause it’s the grand ‘ol party
It, ain’t free, ain’t free, it, ain’t free
In hell, dies Mitch McConnell
GOP is hardcore
Fat ass pain and anal whore
GOP loves hate
Riot blood ‘cause it’s the grand ‘ol
Ain’t free it, ain’t free, it, ain’t free
In hell, dies Mitch McConnell
Ain’t free
In hell, dies Mitch McConnell
Raising Hell
Tom Morello (feat. Ben Harper)
Summer's past and winter's gone
Sabbath blastin' in headphones
I played 'em all and woke up with a song
Well I fell in love with a drunken friend
At a South By Show with REM
Staggered down the road in last night's clothes
But I had to see the rainbow for myself
And I had to put some platinum on my shelf
And it's 1, 2, 3, 4
Rusty chain holds me to shore
5, 6, 7, 8
Sunset floods when the levee breaks on me
Oh, on me, on me, oh, on me
Oh well, I'm still raising hell
Well I shake my faith in Marshall stacks
Feedback, Fender, skinny slacks
All around the globe, beside The Boss
And the hornet's buzzing in my head
Like fascists in the government
The powers change but we still pay the cost
And the road is always paved with shooting stars
And the time is now, decide who you are
And it's 1, 2, 3, 4
Rusty chain holds me to shore
5, 6, 7, 8
Sunset floods when the levee breaks on me
Oh, on me, on me, oh, on me
Oh well, I'm still raising hell
And it's 1, 2, 3, 4
Rusty chain holds me to shore
5, 6, 7, 8
Sunset floods when the levee breaks
On me oh, on me, oh on me
Oh well, I'm still raising hell
Oh me
Oh well, I'm still raising hell
From 1994 to 2007, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals played the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.
Ben Harper:
7-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (HORDE Festival)
Rage Against The Machine:
7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
8-24-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
7-29-22, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Tom Morello (w/ Bruce Springsteen)
4-22-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
The "Mitch is a Bitch" Top 10:
#29. Burn The Mitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#30. Treason Of The Mitch (Season Of The Witch --- Robert Plant)
#31. The Mitch Is Back (The Bitch Is Back --- Elton John)
#33. Mitchy Lookin' (Witchy Woman --- Eagles)
#169. Chao (Shout --- Tears For Fears)
#422. Mitch (Bitch --- Rolling Stones)
#462. Lazy Mitch (Crazy Bitch --- Buckcherry)
#507. Kentucky (Get Lucky --- Daft Punk)
#1423. Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)
#1430. Old MacDonald (Mitch McConnell --- Unknown)
#1758. McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)