#1734. I'm Nate Schatzline

For what it's worth in Ft. Worth, Nate Schatzline (R-TX) is proving his worth.  He's hard at work... trying to ban drag shows throughout the Lone Star State.

Butt, uh, Houston, we have a problem.

How is that all these anti-LGBTQ, trans-demonizing Republicans keep getting caught in photos and videos wearing women's clothing?

Rumor has it that My Pillow fuck Mike Lindell is considering launching a line of ultra-MAGA lingerie... just for men.

Schatzline, this dump's for you.

 

I’m Nate Schatzline
sonofsaf

Why is his dumb ass fartin’ all the time
Why does his butthole open not a crime
Let’s give a shout-out Trump’s not (snot) asinine
Drag queens ain’t fine, I’m Nate Schatzline

Don’t mind that Jared Kushner's a fucking Jew
Don’t mind transvestites ‘cause I was once too
Yes my district includes Fort Worth et tu.
Drag Queens ain’t fine, I’m Nate Schatzline

Proud Boys are white and inbreds like to fight
Oath Keepers are unkind and very white
‘Cause chicks with dicks I know it just ain’t right
Drag Queens ain’t fine, I’m Nate Schatzline

He’s fucking gay this cannot be denied
Gay porn's hardcore the cunts are cast aside
A job to blow, up, down, and even side to side
Drag Queens ain’t fine, I’m Nate Schatzline

Why is his dumb ass fartin’ all the time
Why does his butthole open not a crime
Let’s give a shout-out Trump’s not (snot) asinine
Drag queens ain’t fine, I’m Nate Schatzline

 

I Walk The Line
Live

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day is through
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, I walk the line

As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you on my mind both day and night
And happiness I've known proves that it's right
Because you're mine, I walk the line

You've got a way to keep me on your side
You give me cause for love that I can't hide
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

From 1957 to 1993, Johnny Cash played the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.

This constitutes my second parody of "I Walk The Line."  A year ago I penned #1555.  He's John Cornyn.

I went with this Mike Kowalczyk version.  Surprised I'd never seen it before.

Live: 

8-11-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

8-14-97, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

5-28-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

7-18-04, Chevrolet Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#899)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436.  Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

#1463.  Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)

#1464.  Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#1466.  Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)

#1467.  A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#1468.  Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)

#1469.  Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)

#1470.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#1471.  Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)

#1472.  Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)

#1473.  Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)

#1474.  Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)

#1475.  Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#1476.  Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)

#1477.  Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1478.  Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)

#1479.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#1480.  Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1481.  Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)

#1482.  Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#1483.  Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)

#1484.  Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)

#1485.  Teddy Cruz (Boggie Shoes --- KC & The Sunshine Band)

#1486.  Ronchetti (Black Betty --- Metal Church)

#1487.  Joe O'Dea (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1488.  Tommy Tuberville (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran) 

#1489.  Fuck You Trumpers (All You Zombies --- The Hooters)

#1490.  A. Biggs (War Pigs --- Black Sabbath)

#1491.  Rubio Ga Ga (Radio Ga Ga --- Queen)

#1492.  Moran (Old Man --- Neil Young)

#1493.  Trump's A Liar (Ring Of Fire --- Johnny Cash)

#1494.  Why Does Ivanka Blow (Where Do The Children Go --- The Hooters)

#1495.  Why Why, Gay Gay (Chris Sununu) (My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue) --- Neil Young)

#1496.  Tonight Ivanka Masturbates For You (Tonight I Want To Celebrate With You --- My Morning Jacket)

#1497.  Marco A. Rubio (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)

#1498.  Tshibaka (Fuck You) (Axilla (Part II --- Phish)

#1499.  Sinning (Winning --- Santana)

#1500.  Nunes (Jane Says --- Jane's Addiction)

#1501.  (We Don't Want No) Kenneth Paxton (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)

#1502.  Asshole In Trump Tower... Stinking (Standing In The Shower... Thinking --- Jane's Addiction)

#1503.  Fuck Cooper (The Trooper --- Iron Maiden)

#1504.  Ganahl (Crank Call --- Billy Idol)

#1505.  Bannon (Love Gun --- Kiss)

#1506.  Marco Rubio's A Clown And A Retard (Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard --- Paul Simon)

#1507.  Paul LePage (Turn The Page --- Bob Seger)

#1508.  The Donald Is Orange Not White (We Only Come Out At Night --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#1509.  Cindy Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#1510.  Strong And His Mouth (Song Of The South --- Alabama)

#1511.  Clarence Thomas (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1512.  Jim Marchant (Ants Marching --- Dave Matthews Band)

#1513.  Adam Hinojosa (Champagne Supernova --- Oasis)

#1514.  Acrisure (Immature --- Bjork)

#1515.  Michels The Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1516.  Donald's A Liar (Great Balls Of Fire --- Jerry Lee Lewis)

#1517.  Mark Amodei (Carry that Weight --- Paul McCartney)

#1518.  George Logan (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)

#1519.  Mike DeWine (He's So Fine --- The Chiffons)

#1520.  Connie Scott (Ocelot --- Phish)

#1521.  Colonel Robertson (Mrs. Robisnon --- Paul Simon)

#1522.  Mehmet's A Crudite Fan (We're An American Band --- Rob Zombie)

#1523.  The Liar Bob Burns (The Fire That Burns --- Twisted Sister)

#1524.  Grassley Ass Ass (Blow, Blow, Blow) (Grassy Grass Grass (Grow, Grow, Grow --- Woody Guthrie)

#1525.  Fuck Cory Mills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#1526.  Sununu (Katmandu --- Bob Seger)

#1527.  Josh Brecheen (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#1528.  Lombardo (Touch And Go --- The Cars)

#1529.  Gerald Malloy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1530.  Ezell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1531.  Die Anus Brenna Bird (Fly Famous Mockingbird --- Phish)

#1532.  I Hope He Dies (DeSantis DeSantis) (As Time Goes By (A Kiss Is Just A Kiss) --- Herman Hupfeld)

#1533.  Sam Peters (Maneater --- Hall & Oates)

#1534.  Houchin Is A Buffoon (Bouncin' Around The Room --- Phish)

#1535.  Brenna Bird (Mockingbird --- Carly Simon)

#1536.  Eli Crane (On A Plain --- Nirvana)

#1537.  Marco Rubio (Sussudio --- Phil Collins) 

#1538.  Dislike Neil Parrott (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)

#1539.  Kirkmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#1540.  Bruce Poliquin (Bad Medicine --- Bon Jovi)

#1541.  Chavez DeRemer (Daydream Believer --- The Monkees)

#1542.  Michelle Steel (Spinning Wheel --- Blood, Sweat & Tears)

#1543.  Ganahl's Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung) 

#1544.  Trump (Jump --- Van Halen)

#1545.  Justin Amash (Caught In A Mosh --- Anthrax)

#1546.  Senator Chuck Grassley (Tallahassee Lassie --- Rolling Stones)

#1547.  Omnibus (Magic Bus --- The Who)

#1548.  Bird Whore (3rd Floor --- Death Angel)

#1549.  Fuck Ganahl (Give It All --- Ratt)

#1550.  Heidi Ganahl (I Want It All --- Queen)

#1551.  Aaron Bean (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#1552.  Yum Crudite (Run Runaway --- Slade)

#1553.  Buy The Crudite (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#1554.  The Crudite (Come Sail Away --- Styx)

#1555.  He's John Cornyn (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#1556.  Fuck You  John Cornyn (You Are My Sunshine --- Johnny Cash)

#1557.  Wants The Crudite (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)

#1558.  Tuberville (Overkill --- Motorhead)

#1559.  The Crudite (Alice In Chains --- The Crudite)

#1560.  Kushner's A Jew (With Or Without You --- U2)

#1561.  Oz Wants The Crudite (On The Turning Away --- Pink Floyd)

#1562.  So Much Pain (The Big Lie) --- (Morning Train (Nine To Five) --- Sheena Easton)

#1563.  Ganahl (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)

#1564.  To Scan (The Crudite) (I Ran (So Far Away) --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#1565.  He'll Buy Crudite (Slip Slidin' Away --- Paul Simon)

#1566.  Lomabrdo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1567.  Miller Hates Science (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1568.  He's Ye (I'm Free --- The Who)

#1569.  Ye (Free --- Prince)

#1570.  Ye (Free --- Phish)

#1571.  Ye (Free --- Stryper)

#1572.  Ye (Free --- Chicago)

#1573.  Fuentes (Mayonaise --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#1574.  Ye Is Gay (The Hooters --- Day By Day)

#1575.  Trumpy's White (Boogie Nights --- Heatwave)

#1576.  Herschel Walker (Doctor, Doctor --- Iron Maiden)

#1577.  Mike Braun (C'mon --- DEVO)

#1578.  Me And My Pillow (Tears On My Pillow --- Little Anthony & The Imperials)

#1579.  Asshole General Todd Rokita (Back Home Again In Indiana --- Jim Nabors)

#1580.  Ye's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#1581.  Kanye's Name Is Ye (I Want To Break Free --- Queen)

#1582.  Ye Is So Gay (Go Your Own Way --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1583.  Ye Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1584.  Winsome Sears (Wasted Years --- Iron Maiden)

#1585.  Crokin  (Smokin' --- Boston)

#1586.  Crokin' In The Bedroom (Smokin' In The Boys Room --- Motley Crue)

#1587.  Ye Is Gay (Touch Of Grey --- Grateful Dead)

#1588.  Sinema Girl (Cinnamon Girl --- Neil Young)

#1589.  Ye Is Outta Line (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)

#1590.  Kushner's A Jew (This Note's For You --- Neil Young)

#1591.  His Name Is Kanye (I Want It That Way --- Backstreet Boys)

#1592.  Mike Ezell (Ring My Bell --- Anita Ward)

#1593.  Recep Erdogan (Portland, Oregon --- Loretta Lynn & Jack White)

#1594.  The Crudite (Sing Me Away --- Night Ranger)

#1595.  Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)

#1596.  Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)

#1597.  Trump Isn't White (Still Of The Night --- Whitesnake)

#1598.  Mike Ezell (Go To Hell --- Motorhead)

#1599.  Patel (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1600.  Prolapse Left A Stain (Crying In The Rain --- Whitesnake)

#1601.  Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)

#1602.  Mike Braun (Float On --- Modest Mouse)

#1603.  Donald Trump's A Goon (Trump Trading Cards) (Fly Me To The Moon (In Other Words) --- Frank Sinatra)

#1605.  Fung (Tongue --- Butthole Surfers)

#1607.  Donald's Thing (Little Wing --- Jimi Hendrix)

#1608.  We Want Harmeet (We Got The Beat --- Go-Go's)

#1609.  Fuller Figure (Father Figure --- George Michaels)

#1610.  Harmeet (Love Street --- The Doors)

#1611.  He Used To Tweet (We Got The Beat --- Go-Go's)

#1612.  Kari Lake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)

#1613.  Donald Is Gay (Y.M.C.A. --- The Village People) (blocked for violation of community standards)

#1614.  Divine Insurrection (Divine Intervention --- Slayer)

#1615.  Meuser (Loser --- Grateful Dead)

#1616.  New York's George Santos (Me And My Shadow --- Frank Sinatra & Sammy Davis Jr.)

#1617.  Andrew Clyde (Cyanide --- Metallica)

#1618.  Andrew Clyde (Saigon Bride --- Joan Baez)

#1619.  Andrew Clyde G. (Glorified G --- Pearl Jam)

#1620.  Andrew Clyde (When You Died --- Violent Femmes)

#1621.  Donald Is Gay (Help On The Way --- Grateful Dead)

#1622.  Trump  is Very Gay (Help Is On It's Way --- Little River Band)

#1623.  Andrew Clyde (Mama Tried --- Grateful Dead)

#1624.  Abbott (Habit --- Pearl Jam)

#1625.  Santos Is Scum (Under My Thumb --- Rolling Stones)

#1626.  Harmeet Dhillon (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1627.  Spreads The Big Lie (As Tears Go By --- Rolling Stones)

#1628.  Harmeet Harmeet (Heartbeat Heartbeat --- The Eurythmics)

#1631.  Victor Bout (Substitute --- The Who)

#1633.  Hope Hicks (Chopsticks --- Euphemia Allen)

#1634.  Kevin Is A Dumb Whore (Knockin' On Heaven's Door --- Bob Dylan)

#1635.  Kevin's Very Upset (Seven Years In Tibet --- David Bowie)

#1636.  Kevin Learns (Seven Turns --- Allman Brothers Band)

#1637.  Kevin (Heaven --- Rolling Stones)

#1638.  Kevin (Heaven --- Warrant)

#1639.  Kevin  (Session --- Linkin' Park) 

#1640.  Kevin Is Slow (Seven Below --- Phish)

#1641.  Josh Brecheen (Tangerine --- Led Zeppelin)

#1642.  Eli Crane (I'm Insane --- Ratt)

#1643.  Kevin's Blunders (Seven Wonders --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1644.  Kevin (Heaven --- Stryper)

#1645.  Harmeet's Shitty (Heartbeat City --- The Cars)

#1646.  Trump Is A Fucking Cunt (I Don't Believe In Love --- Queensryche)

#1647.  Gosar Isn't Smart (Closer To The Heart --- Rush)

#1648.  Stormy's Boobs Are Fake (Every Breath You Take --- The Police)

#1649.  Donald's Well Done Steak (Every Breath You Take --- The Police)

#1650.  Speaker Kevin (Tears In Heaven --- Eric Clapton)

#1651.  Donald Trump's A Fat Fucking Clown (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1652.  Paul A. Gosar (One Step Closer --- Linkin' Park)

#1653.  Pete Ricketts Is Far Right (2 Minutes To Midnight --- Iron Maiden)

#1654.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit Who's Tragic (Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic --- The Police)

#1655.  Wet Dreams (Of DeSantis) (Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) --- Marilyn Manson))

#1656.  Cox (Clocks --- Coldplay)

#1657.  Burgum's Very Obscene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)

#1658.  Comer's In Charge (Homer & Marge --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#1659.  Trump Is A Child (Born To Be Wild --- Steppenwolf)

#1660.  Kosher Kushner Is A Jew (I Was Made For Lovin' You  --- Kiss)

#1661.  The Orange Prolapse (The Kids Are Back --- Twisted Sister)

#1662.  The Yeast (The Beast --- Twisted Sister)

#1663.  Inglorious (Notorious --- Duran Duran)

#1664.  Sears (Years --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#1665.  Good Crimes Bad Crimes (Good Times Bad Times --- Led Zeppelin)

#1666.  Black Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#1667.  Alec R. Baldwin (Riding On The Wind --- Judas Priest)

#1668.  Greene Lies (Green Eyes --- Coldplay)

#1669.  Hardaway's Name Was Diamond (Shine On You Crazy Diamond --- Pink Floyd)

#1670.  Jerry Moran (Mr. Sandman --- The Chordettes)

#1671.  Coup D'Etat For You (Can't Stand Losing You --- The Police)

#1672.  Alec Baldwin (Against The Wind --- Bob Seger)

#1673.  Alec Baldwin (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)

#1674.  A Jew (Fix You --- Coldplay)

#1675.  Violent Stupidity (Silent Lucidity --- Queensryche)

#1676.  Fry Is A Liar (Eye Of The Tiger --- Survivor)

#1677.  Netanyahu (Deep Elem Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#1678.  Cocky Brady (Foxy Lady --- Jimi Hendrix)

#1679.  Throwing Stones (Casey Jones --- Grateful Dead)

#1680.  Chinese Spy Balloon: Truth Social Words (Fly Me To The Moon: In Other Words --- Frank Sinatra)

#1681.  China Balloon (Jealous Buffoon --- AWOLNATION)

#1682.  Balloon (Blue Moon --- Frank Sinatra)

 

#1683.  Brady Fishmonger (Lady Madonna --- The Beatles)

 

#1684.  Brady (Lady --- David Hasselhoff)

 

#1685.  Tom Brady's Ball Sack (The Lady Wore Black --- Queensryche)

#1686.  White Babbitt (White Rabbit --- Jefferson Airplane)

 

#1687.  Uihlein (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

  

#1688.  Russell Fry (Velcro Fly --- ZZ Top)

#1689.  I Wish That Donald Trump Was Dead (Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head --- Burt Bacharach)

#1690.  Donald Trump Is So Fat (Don't Do Me Like That --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1691. Banks Of Indiana (Banks Of The Ohio --- Olivia Newton-John)

#1692.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#1693.  You Suck Like Tom Brady (Dude Looks Like A Lady --- Aerosmith)

#1694.  He Gets Us (Magic Bus --- The Who)

#1695.  Rhianna No (Banana Co --- Radiohead)

#1696.  Koch's So Frightening (Smokestack Lightning --- Grateful Dead)

#1697.  Jew For You (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#1698.  Fuck Mike DeWine (Sweet Caroline --- Neil Diamond)

#1699.  A Trumper Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche)

#1700.  She's Nikki (It's Tricky --- Run DMC)

#1701.  Kushner's A Jew (Burnin' For You --- Blue Oyster Cult)

#1702.  But Donald's Fat Not Thin (Look What The Cat Dragged In --- Poison)

#1703.  Union Of The State (Union Of The Snake --- Duran Duran)

#1704.  Steven Daines (Desert Plains --- Judas Priest) 

#1705.  Ukraine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1706.  It's The Ukraine (I Can't Explain --- The Who)

#1707.  Kirk's Gone Off The Deep End (Everybody's Working For The Weekend --- Loverboy)

#1708.  Karl Rove (China Grove --- Doobie Brothers)

#1709.  Xi (Free --- Phish)

#1710.  Trump's A Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker) 

#1711.  Whatley's Gay (Lovely Day --- Bill Withers)

#1712.  Ramaswamy Is An Ass Because (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Jackson 5)

#1713.  Kim Jong Un (Harvest Moon - Neil Young)

#1714.  The Retarded Kochs (I Started A Joke --- Bee Gees)

#1715.  Water (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#1716.  Karl Rove (Shady Grove --- Billy Strings)

#1717.  Russ Vought Fucks You (This Note's For You --- Neil Young)

#1718.  She Is The Very Model Of A PXI Photographer (I Am The Very Model of A Modern Major General --- Gilbert & Sullivan)

#1719.  Yasshole (Asshole --- Beck & Tom Petty)

#1720.  Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)

#1721.  That Donald's A Clown (Stop Draggin' Around --- Lenny Kravitz)

#1722.  Suicide Bomb (Suicide Blonde --- INXS)

#1723.  Why Gracia (My Maria --- Brooks and Dunn)

#1724.  Ohio (Ohio --- Neil Young)

#1725.  Fred Fleitz (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#1727.  East Palestine (Telephone Line --- E.L.O.)

#1728.  Donald Trump's A Cunt (Always On The Run --- Lenny Kravitz)

#1729.  Schlapp's Paradise (Trapped Under Ice --- Metallica)

#1730.  Mifepristone (Mr. Brownstone --- Guns'n'Roses)

#1731.  Rupert's A Murdoch (Under The Boardwalk --- The Drifters)

#1732.  Kash Patel (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1733.  Water (Daughter --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#1734.  I'm Nate Schatzline (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

 

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