Wednesday, April 12, 2023

#1805. Johnny Sack

Vincent Curatola, a/k/a Johnny Sack, was quite possibly my favorite Sopranos character.


High praise indeed.


 

Johnny Sack
sonofsaf

You should not go to war with mob boss Johnny Sack
Someone must answer for the crack ‘bout Ginny Sack
Ralphie tried to deny a joke that we all know
A ninety-nine pound mole on her ass surely blows

Feech stole a bunch of cars and went through Johnny Sack
I hate your sister’s cunt the shoe was in her snatch
Buffalo can’t cover spreads they’ll choke again today
Maserati’s sporty, and its color guinea gray


Chrissy went straight to hell his spleen ain’t coming back
Tracee was a whore, according to Johnny Sack
Maybe Vito’s butt was gay took a pool cue up his ass
I wonder if it was chalked Fat Dom is gonna get whacked


Tony Blundetto’s free has a massage for you
He would kill Joey Peeps, Heather the hooker too
Mushrooms are better stuffed peyote’s so much fun
New York’s the enemy Anthony sold his drums


You should not go to war with mob boss Johnny Sack
Someone must answer for the crack ‘bout Ginny Sack
Ralphie tried to deny a joke that we all know
A ninety-nine pound mole on her ass surely blows


Hmm, hmm, hmm...


We need to acquit Johnny, Johnny Sack
Sack is right, Sack is bold
We need some Jackie Gleason “get out, get out’s” why
We need to acquit Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Sack

Yeah!

Hmm, hmm, hmm...


Paint It Black
Rolling Stones

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby, it just happens every day

I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door, I must have it painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the setting sun
My love will laugh with me before the morning comes

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

Hmm, hmm, hmm...

I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black

Yeah!

Hmm, hmm, hmm...




The Rolling Stones have played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.


Rolling Stones:

9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN

10-4-21, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

 

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