#1796. Bill Barr

Yesterday, the Orange Prolapse posted...

WHEN YOU SEE RINO’S KARL ROVE, BILL BARR, OR PAUL RYAN ON YOUR TELEVISION SCREEN, JUST TURN TO A DIFFERENT STATION, OR TURN OFF YOUR SET. YOU’RE BETTER OFF WATCHING THE DEMOCRATS!

 

YOU'RE EVEN BETTER OFF WATCHING STORMY 'HORSEFACE' PORNOGRAPHY!

 

Bill Barr
sonofsaf

November 6th was totally wrong
Donald came out on the ellipse lawn
Clown with a coup d’etat plan, an Orange Prolapse machine
DOJ needs to raise the bar, ‘cause he’s so obscene

An asshole just because, Trump’s a piece of shit
An asshole just because, Trump’s a piece of shit

Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, you’re a retard
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, you’re a retard

The insurrection was wild, Proud Boys on the march
Now the Oath Keepers are cuming but not well-endowed

The gallows for Mike Pence were brought, lies are being spread
Plenty a falsehood, Stormy’s cunt instead

An asshole just because, Trump’s a piece of shit
An asshole just because, yo, yo, yo, Trump’s a piece of shit

Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, you’re a retard
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, you’re a retard

He’s a fuckin’ retard
He’s a fuckin’ retard
He’s a fuckin’ retard

Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, you’re a retard
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, you’re a retard

Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, you’re a retard
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, you’re a retard

Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, you’re a retard
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr
Bill Barr, you’re a retard

 

Ya Mar
Phish

Remember all the days in the pond
Catching wild trout 'til the break of dawn
Now that you've become a man, you're looking very mean
You got a nice shiny sports car, keep it very clean

Don't ask him what it was, tell him what it is
Don't ask him what it was, tell him what it is

Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, you no good pah
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, you no good pah

She used to be a vampire child walking in the yard
Now that she's become a woman looking very proud

She used to wear a piece of cloth tied around her head
Now she looks so good, wanna love you dead

Don't ask her what it was, tell her what it is
Don't ask her what it was, no, no, no, tell her what it is

Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, you no good pah
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, you no good pah

He was a mean old pah
He was a mean old pah
He was a mean old pah

Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, you no good pah
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, you no good pah

Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, you no good pah
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, you no good pah

Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, you no good pah
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar
Ya mar, you no good pah

Definitely one of Phish's weakest songs.  I never knew it was a cover.  Some guy named Cyril Ferguson penned those peculiar lyrics back in 1974.  

My all-time favorite Phish opener was My Friend, My Friend in the summer of '98.  (Polaris Amphitheater).  Followed of course by Ya Mar. 

Phish has played the Burgh a grand total of 14 times.  They return to Star Lake this summer for a 2-night stand that coincides with the weekend of Picklesburgh. (7-21 & 7-22).  Now that... is a really big dill.

Phish:

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-2-22, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#959)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

#1780.  On Fox News Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#1781.  What The Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#1782.  Indicted (United --- Judas Priest)

#1783.  Indicted Cunt (United Blood --- Agnostic Front)

#1784.  Indicted Not Long (United And Strong --- Agnostic Front)

#1785.  Indicted As Planned (United We Stand --- Elton John)

#1786.  Why Do Proud Boys Need More Dildos (Are There Any More Real Cowboys --- Neil Young)

#1787.  Don't Lie For Trump Tacopina (Don't Cry For Me Argentina --- Madonna)

#1788.  Moore's A Shit Show (More Than You Know --- Eddie Vedder)

#1789.  Asshole Of Obscenity (Centre Of Eternity --- Ozzy Osbourne) 

#1790.  Hutchinson (One By One --- Neil Diamond)

#1791.  Treason Of Jim Justice (Seasons In The Abyss --- Slayer)

#1792.  Hutchinson (Number One --- Laid Back)

#1793.  James Comer (The Loner --- Neil Young)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1795.  Douglas Burgum (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#1796.  Bill Barr (Ya Mar --- Phish)

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