#1804. Ginny Sack

Hard to believe that Denise Borino-Quinn passed away 13 years ago.  At the age of 46 in Morristown, NJ.

She played the rubenesque role of Ginny Sacrimoni.  New York mob boss Johnny Sack's wife on the Sopranos.

These days, I'm usually focused on writing parodies about anything related to the Orange Prolapse.  But when I stumbled upon this rhyme scheme, I simply couldn't resist the opportunity.  I'll probably do a parody for Johnny Sack as well.  The level of difficulty was pretty high.  Strange, rambling lyrics.

  

 

 

Ginny Sack
sonofsaf

Her ass was so much more her name was Ginny Sack
Butt she was not a whore, she married Johnny Sack
Her mole weighed ninety nine, pounds Cifaretto said so
Now Ralphie’s MIA ‘cause Pie-O-My doncha know

Little Carmine’s a tard and so is Ginny Sack
The blubber from her cunt meat curtains didn’t lack
A rosary’s bad instead when it’s Opus Dei
Sal was there on business and Vito is surely gay

Allegra’s an angel straight outta Ginny Sack
Tracee's a whowa, and her teeth were kinda whack
Joey Peeps loved golf they say a Blundetto attack
Donnie K. John beat him up for allegedly talkin’ smack

The vig is never free Yo-Yo Mendez for you
Talmud is not a human racket for the Jews
Uncle Ju’s in the muff ‘cause goin’ down is fun
She's now his enemy you stupid blabbermouth cunt

Her ass was so much more her name was Ginny Sack
Butt she was not a whore, she married Johnny Sack
Her mole weighed ninety nine, pounds Ciffaretto said so
Now Ralphie’s MIA ‘cause Pie-O-My doncha know

Hmm, hmm, hmm...

Her candy’s hidden Ginny, Ginny Sack
Sack is white, Sack ain’t light
Her candy bars are yum low blood sugar is why
Her candy’s hidden Ginny, Ginny, Ginny, Ginny Sack

Yeah!

Hmm, hmm, hmm...

 

Paint It Black
Rolling Stones

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby, it just happens every day

I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door, I must have it painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the setting sun
My love will laugh with me before the morning comes

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

Hmm, hmm, hmm...

I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black

Yeah!

Hmm, hmm, hmm...

The Rolling Stones have rolled into the Burgh, while likely stoned, a grand total of 11 times.

Rolling Stones:

9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN

10-4-21, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

 

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