#1811. 45 Love Affair

With the emergence of spring, cumeth the emergence of North Side copper horseshit.

Weak.  Even by Trumpian standards.

Perhaps this begs for a superior perspective...

 

Equally weak.  Despite its impressive fecal circumference.

Meh.  As well as blah.  The parody below deserves better.

 

45 Love Affair
sonofsaf

Pink slime is McSlop
Trumpers wanna kill cops
Gang bang, Jared Kushner’s a kosher fuck Jew
Ivanka changed her religion too

And Donald Trump wears Depends
But Stormy D. she still would blow
Shitting I’d recommend
With that diaper full

45 love affair
The Donald doesn’t have hair
Orange and unaware
Trump is so lazy
45 love affair
Asshole LGBT-queer
Oh, Orange Prolapse near Kushner licks it maybe

Well The Donald’s lovin’ red rum
On the rag a bloody tampon
Blood red, hee-haw wet dream, hey-haw-ho
God damn baby, it’s all a shit show

A coup d’etat ain’t a crime
The Proud Boys were never outta line
Many are doin’ time
And Trump’s diaper’s full

45 love affair
He’s an asshole LGBT-queer
Oh, Orange Prolapse near
Kushner licks it maybe

Well, lust’s a seven deadly sin
Don’t know where to begin
He said oh no Stormy, oh fuck you
Ivanka changed her religion too

A coup d’etat ain’t a crime
The Proud Boys were never outta line
Many are doin’ time
And Trump’s diaper’s full

45 love affair
The Donald doesn’t have hair
Orange and unaware
Trump is so lazy
45 love affair
Asshole LGBT-queer
Oh, Orange Prolapse near Kushner licks it maybe

Gang bang, Jared Kushner’s a kosher fuck Jew
Jared Kushner’s a kosher fuck Jew…

And Donald Trump wears Depends
Butt Donald J. Trump we must defend
Shitting I’d recommend
With diaper full ’45 love affair…

 

'65 Love Affair
Paul Davis

I was a car hop
You were into be-bop
You sang, do wop diddy wop diddy wop doo
All of them changes you put me through

If I could go back again
Well, I know I'd never let you go
Back with all of my friends
To that wonderful

'65 Love Affair
We wasn't gettin' nowhere
But we didn't care
It was a crazy
'65 Love Affair
Rock 'n' roll was simple and clear
Oh, I still can hear I can hear it baby

Well I acted like a dum-dum
You were bad with your pom-poms
You said, ooh wah go team, ooh wah go
Ooh-ee baby, I want you to know

If I could go back in time
Well, I know somehow you'd still be mine
I wouldn't be so blind
To that wonderful

'65 Love Affair
When rock 'n' roll was simple and clear
Oh, I still can hear
I can hear it baby

Well, I tried to make you give in
One night at the drive-in
You said oh no baby, oh no woo
All of them changes you put me through

If I could go back in time
Well, I know somehow you'd still be mine
I wouldn't be so blind
To that wonderful

'65 Love Affair
We wasn't gettin' nowhere
But we didn't care
It was a crazy
'65 Love Affair
Rock 'n' roll was simple and clear
Oh, I still can hear I can hear it baby

We sang, doo wop diddy wop diddy wop doo
Doo wop diddy wop diddy wop doo...

If I could go back again
Well I know our love would never end
Back with all of my friends
To that wonderful '65 love affair...

Damn!  The quality of that Solid Gold lip sync puts the Milli in Vanilli.  And the vomit in vomitorium.

Such a great tune though.  Straight outta 1982.  Hall and Oats should cover it.  

My parody ain't too shabby either.

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#1811.  45 Love Affair ('65 Love Affair --- Paul Davis)

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