Barry Moore (R-AL) was visibly angered over the Orange Prolapse's indictment.
So much so, that he had staffers make a bunch of ham sandwiches and label them accordingly.
Then, Congressman Barry Moore fulfilled his "initial" destiny. He chowed down and shortly thereafter had a painful B.M. Long story short, he took a massive dump.
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| An April Fools Day award winning dump. |
You gotta love the interpretive, dual meaning below.
Is it a thoughtful and judicious dump?
Or is the indictment a dump which constitutes total bullshit?
Given my wealth of fecal street cred, it's probably the former.
Moore’s A Shit Show
sonofsaf
Moore’s a shit show, more job to blow
He is why my shit’s so unkind
Moore’s a shit show
Proud Boys will fight, Proud Boys are strong
Say it ain’t so
Moore’s a shit show, more job to blow
Cunt is the freshest fish to screw
As Donald Trump throws a hissy fit
And the meat curtains of cunt in your bed
They are all that please forgive
When the bullshit becomes shit
Oh the big lie, oh the big lie
Now you’ve been fired by the pig sty
Moore’s a shit show
Moore is the ultimate low blow
Moore’s a shit show
Moore is the ultimate low blow
Moore’s a shit show
More Than You Know
Eddie Vedder
More than you know, more than you know
Lately I find you're on my mind
More than you know
Whether I'm right, whether I'm wrong
I need you so
More than you know, more than you know
Loving you the way that I do
There's nothing I can do about it
And a little bit of love that I get
May be all that you can give
But I can't live without it
Oh how I'd cry, oh how I'd cry
If you got tired and said, "Goodbye"
More than I'd show
More than you'd ever, ever know
More than you know
More than you'd ever, ever know
More than you know
I almost went with the Cher cover.
But for the love of ukuleles, this song totally sucks. And my parody is considerably worse.
Eddie Vedder has jammed in the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.
Pearl Jam:
8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (10)