#1836. Steven Daines

A few days ago, Senator Steven Daines (R-MT) appeared on Donald Trump Jr.'s podcast "Niggard" and endorsed his daddy for President in 2024.

Daines heads up the Senate Republican Campaign Committee.  So his endorsement is kind of a big deal.  

Minority Leader Mitch McConnell mumblingly quipped, "Well, moving forward, if the best pathway for Republicans to win back the U.S. Senate is by supporting the Orange Prolapse, then let the Battle of the Bulge begin."

 

Steven Daines
sonofsaf

Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Himself, Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt

Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
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Himself, Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt
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Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Himself, Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt

Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
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Himself, Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt
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Flood of the blood, flood of the blood billionaire, billionaire cunt
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Blood of the wife, flood of the blood billionaire, billionaire wife
Blood of the wife, flood of the blood billionaire, billionaire wife

Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Himself, Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt

Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Himself, Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt
Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt yaaaaa

Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Himself, Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt

Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
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Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt, Trump’s a cunt yaaaaa

Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself
Trump’s a cunt mother fucking himself

 

Astral Planes
Smashing Pumpkins

Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather around yourself
Everyone gather around yourself
Yourself, Everyone, Everyone

Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Yourself, Everyone, Everyone
Everyone, everyone, everyone yaaaaa

Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Yourself, Everyone, Everyone

Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Yourself, Everyone, Everyone
Everyone, everyone, everyone yaaaaa

Faraway love, faraway love anywhere, anywhere love
Faraway love, faraway love anywhere, anywhere love
Faraway life, faraway love anywhere, anywhere life
Faraway life, faraway love anywhere, anywhere life

Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather around yourself
Everyone gather around yourself
Yourself, Everyone, Everyone

Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Yourself, Everyone, Everyone
Everyone, everyone, everyone yaaaaa

Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Yourself, Everyone, Everyone

Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather among yourself
Yourself, Everyone, Everyone
Everyone, everyone, everyone yaaaaa

Everyone gather among yourself
Everyone gather around yourself
Everyone gather around yourself

If it's your intention to write parodies, my recommendation would be to steer clear of this band entirely.

I had a random "Shakedown" encounter with lead guitarist James Iha at a 1991 Soldier Field Dead show in Chicago.  Nice guy.

The Smashing Pumpkins have played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times. 

Smashing Pumpkins:

9-6-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

10-22-22, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#996)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Bil    lie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

#1780.  On Fox News Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#1781.  What The Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#1782.  Indicted (United --- Judas Priest)

#1783.  Indicted Cunt (United Blood --- Agnostic Front)

#1784.  Indicted Not Long (United And Strong --- Agnostic Front)

#1785.  Indicted As Planned (United We Stand --- Elton John)

#1786.  Why Do Proud Boys Need More Dildos (Are There Any More Real Cowboys --- Neil Young)

#1787.  Don't Lie For Trump Tacopina (Don't Cry For Me Argentina --- Madonna)

#1788.  Moore's A Shit Show (More Than You Know --- Eddie Vedder)

#1789.  Asshole Of Obscenity (Centre Of Eternity --- Ozzy Osbourne) 

#1790.  Hutchinson (One By One --- Neil Diamond)

#1791.  Treason Of Jim Justice (Seasons In The Abyss --- Slayer)

#1792.  Hutchinson (Number One --- Laid Back)

#1793.  James Comer (The Loner --- Neil Young)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1795.  Douglas Burgum (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#1796.  Bill Barr (Ya Mar --- Phish)

#1797.  Cotham's Shit-Stained Face (Awesome In This Place --- Tricia Cotham)

#1798.  Katie's Shittin' (Baby Sittin' --- Carole King)

#1799.  Asshole LaPierre (Back Door Love Affair --- ZZ Top)

#1800.  Senator Daines (Breaking The Chains --- Dokken)

#1801.  LaPierre Pride (Delaware Slide --- George Thorogood)

#1802.  Tricia Cotham (Apple Blossom --- White Stripes)

#1803.  Jeff Roe (Death Row --- Chris Stapleton)

#1807.  Trusty's Rage (Rusty Cage --- Soundgarden)

#1808.  Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)

#1809.  Jeff Roe (Hello --- Lionel Richie)

#1810.  Ohio's Moreno (Avenu Malkenu --- Phish)

#1811.  45 Love Affair ('65 Love Affair --- Paul Davis)

#1812.  Warthog (Hound Dog --- Elvis Presley)

#1813.  Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel)

#1814.  Warthog (Hot Dog --- Led Zeppelin)

#1815.  Jared Kushner Is A Jew (Only Wanna Be With You --- Hootie & The Blowfish)

#1816.  Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)

#1817.  Taylor Greene (Polly Jean --- Toadies)

#1818.  Jeff Roe (Hello --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1819.  Christie (Misty --- Johnny Mathis)

#1820.  Swing State (I'm Late --- Bill Thompson)

#1821.  SpaceX (Spaceboy --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#1822.  We Are The Trumpers (We Are The World --- USA For Africa)

#1823.  Twitter Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC) 

#1824.  Kelly Cunt (Belly Love - The Kooks)

#1825.  Mike Lindell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)

#1826.  George Santos (Small Doses --- Travis Tritt)

#1827.  Trump Is The Enemy (What Do You Want From Me --- Pink Floyd)

#1828.  Sheriff Joe (Mexico --- Neil Young)

#1829.  Sheriff Joe (Mexico --- Merle Haggard)

#1830.  Fucking Tool Tate Reeves (What A Fool Believes --- Doobie Brothers) 

#1831.  Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)

#1832.  Noem (Chrome --- Joe Jackson)

#1833.  Fuck Huckabee's Koozies (Wake Up Little Suzie --- Grateful Dead)

#1834.  Sheriff Joe (Mexico --- Cake)

#1835.  Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)

#1836.  Steven Daines (Astral Planes --- Smashing Pumpkins)

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