A few days ago, West Virginia Governor Jim Justice released a statement about tomorrow's forthcuming indictment of the Orange Prolapse.
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| Ahh, yes. Celebrating obesity, illiteracy and abject stupidity. Montani semper liberi. |
Justice:
"My statement on the witch hunt and political indictment of my friend, DJT"
TRULY, what has happened to OUR America?
I am so sorrowed about the lack of respect shown toward the commitment and accomplishments that President Trump has given us.
I am so sorrowed at the witch hunt on President Trump and his entire family.
I am so sorrowed at the lack of respect toward us — OUR America.
Mr. President, Melania, and all the Trump Family (especially my huntin’ buddies Don Jr. and Eric): Thank you from all of us. You shook up the world and invaded the liberal playhouse. I have always treasured our friendships and will never waiver. Pour it on CHAMP!
Well, here's to hoping that Justice "accidentally" pulls a Dick Cheney on his cuntin' buddy Don. Jr.
In other news, I've been circulating an aerial petition to rename "Trump Force One"... as "Trump Dump Two."
These two (obviously human) Trump Dumps were separated by about 10-15 feet on 5th Avenue. Just off Market Square. He shit on 5th Avenue! Anyway I did a little cursory detective work. And based upon the color and consistency, I strongly suspect it to be the same rectal culprit. The investigation remains ongoing yet classified.
Treason Of Jim Justice
sonofsaf
Father’s Fred
MAGA is red
I wish that Trump was dead
An insurrection in this great nation
Oath Keepers the new sensation
[CHORUS]
Those big lies
A coup d’etat sold
First Lady’s a MILF
And Stormy D. blows
Same old lies he’ll reap what he’s sown in due time
[CHORUS 2]
Those big lies
And more of the same
First Lady’s a MILF
An Orange Prolapse stain
Gonna feel the pain feel the pain
Cunt will bleed
Pussy indeed
Stormy Daniels dastardly deed
Donald J. Trump is constipated
Crime is underrated
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS 2]
What a mess
That Kushner Jew
Forty five’s fatter and projecting doom
Death and destruction one individual
Bad principles the mind of a fool
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS 2]
Seasons In The Abyss
Slayer
Razors edge
Outlines the dead
Incisions in my head
Anticipation the stimulation
To kill the exhilaration
[CHORUS]
Close your eyes
Look deep in your soul
Step outside yourself
And let your mind go
Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as you die
[CHORUS 2]
Close your eyes
And forget your name
Step outside yourself
And let your thoughts drain
As you go insane... go insane
Innate seed
To watch you bleed
A demanding physical need
Desecrated eviscerated
Time perpetuated
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS 2]
Inert flesh
A bloody tomb
A decorated splatter brightens the room
An execution a sadist ritual
Mad intervals of mind residuals
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS 2]
Easily one of my favorite Slayer tunes. Hard to believe this song was released 33 years ago.
My second parody of Seasons In The Abyss. Last summer I penned #1416. N. Malliotakis. Nicole Malliotakis is a House Republican from Staten Island. One of my favorite trivia questions is to name the 5 burrows of New York City.
From 1988 to 2018, Slayer has slain the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.
Slayer:
11-17-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (w/ Motorhead & Overkill)
10-26-03, Rostraver Ice Garden, Belle Vernon, PA
8-28-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Ozz Fest)
7-31-07, Time Warner Cable Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH (opened for Marilyn Manson)
8-1-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Mayhem Fest)
11-20-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-8-15, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Mayhem Fest w/ King Diamond)
9-15-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA