#1798. Katie's Shittin'

The Republican Committee of Allegheny County sent me an email regarding their annual Lincoln Day Dinner.  The good tickets range from $5,000 to $15,000 and max out at 25K for the "VIP" experience at the Grand Wyndham.  Note: that doesn't even include a hotel room.  

However, if I did choose to splurge on this charming fundraiser, I'd be afforded the opportunity for a "meet and greet" with Alabama Senator Katie Britt!  She'll be the keynote speaker.

The Orange Prolapse-endorsed Britt handily defeated Mo Brooks in the 2022 Republican primary and went on to demolish Democrat Will Boyd in the general election.  #RollTide

While I likely won't be in attendance for the RCAC Lincoln dinner, I wouldn't be entirely shocked if some renegade signs & Trump Dumps appear in the vicinity of Point State Park.  I just need to conceive of a word that rhymes with "Britt."  Fortunately, I have an entire week to figure it out.

 

 

Katie’s Shittin’
sonofsaf

Katie
Crimson tide Katie
Oh, Britt’s a Katie
Crimson shit show

Katie Katie, Katie Katie’s shittin’
Why is Katie Katie, Katie Katie’s shittin’
Why is Katie Katie, Katie Katie’s shittin’
Anally Katie’s obscene, she’s scary mean

Anal Katie, anal Katie’s shittin’
Why is shady Katie, shady Katie’s shittin’
Why is shady Katie, shady Katie’s shittin’
Anally Katie’s obscene, she’s scary mean

Cock she will enable
Holes are so unstable
Crap is on the table
‘Bama shit show
Crimson tide Katie show

Katie Katie, Katie Katie’s shittin’
Why is Katie Katie, Katie Katie shittin’
Why is Katie Katie, Katie Katie shittin’
Anally Katie’s obscene, she’s very mean

Katie
Crimson tide Katie
Oh, Britt’s a Katie
Crimson shit show

Cock she will enable
Mentally unstable
Crap is on the table
‘Bama shit show
Crimson tide Katie show

Anal Katie, anal Katie’s shittin’
Why is shady Katie, shady Katie shittin’
Why is shady Katie, shady Katie shittin’
Anally Katie’s obscene, she’s very mean

Katie
Crimson tide Katie
Oh, Britt’s a Katie
Crimson shit show

 

Baby Sittin'
Carole King

Baby
I love my baby
Oh, what a baby
I love him so

Baby, baby, baby, babysittin'
I'm a-baby, baby, baby, babysittin'
I'm a-baby, baby, baby, babysittin'
You know the baby I mean, he's seventeen

Crazy, baby, crazy babysittin'
It's so crazy, baby, crazy babysittin'
It's so crazy, baby, crazy babysittin'
You know the baby I mean, he's seventeen

Rockin' by the cradle
Rollin' by the cradle
Dancin' by the cradle
I guess you know
I love my baby so

Baby, baby, baby, babysittin'
I'm a-baby, baby, baby, babysittin'
I'm a-baby, baby, baby, babysittin'
You know the baby I mean, he's seventeen

Baby
I love my baby
Oh, what a baby
I love him so

Rockin' by the cradle
Rollin' by the cradle
Dancin' by the cradle
I guess you know
I love my baby so

Crazy, baby, crazy babysittin'
It's so crazy, baby, crazy babysittin'
It's so crazy, baby, crazy babysittin'
You know the baby I mean, he's seventeen

Baby
I love my baby
Oh, what a baby
I love him so

Carole King has performed in the Burgh just once.  In 2010, she appeared at the Civic Arena along with James Taylor.  Mason went to this concert.  I did not.

In other news, it's Opening Day at PNC Park.

The Bucs take on the Chicago White Sox at 4:10pm.

The Big Lie 100: (#961)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

#1780.  On Fox News Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#1781.  What The Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#1782.  Indicted (United --- Judas Priest)

#1783.  Indicted Cunt (United Blood --- Agnostic Front)

#1784.  Indicted Not Long (United And Strong --- Agnostic Front)

#1785.  Indicted As Planned (United We Stand --- Elton John)

#1786.  Why Do Proud Boys Need More Dildos (Are There Any More Real Cowboys --- Neil Young)

#1787.  Don't Lie For Trump Tacopina (Don't Cry For Me Argentina --- Madonna)

#1788.  Moore's A Shit Show (More Than You Know --- Eddie Vedder)

#1789.  Asshole Of Obscenity (Centre Of Eternity --- Ozzy Osbourne) 

#1790.  Hutchinson (One By One --- Neil Diamond)

#1791.  Treason Of Jim Justice (Seasons In The Abyss --- Slayer)

#1792.  Hutchinson (Number One --- Laid Back)

#1793.  James Comer (The Loner --- Neil Young)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1795.  Douglas Burgum (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#1796.  Bill Barr (Ya Mar --- Phish)

#1797.  Cotham's Shit-Stained Face (Awesome In This Place --- Tricia Cotham)

#1798.  Katie's Shittin' (Baby Sittin' --- Carole King)

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