#1801. LaPierre Pride

Let us praise National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre.  

Trump gives LaPierre a double Ayyy!

In a manner similar to the inbred MAGA worship of the Orange Prolapse.

You know, for all LaPierre does to ensure the inevitable annihilation of innocent children.  And for all he does to insure against corporate liability in the realm of civilian WMD.

Now THAT... is worthy of an extremely rare Gold Lot 1 Acrid Turd Stadium, parking garage restroom "Urinal Nut Dump."

 

Perspective is critical.

Not to be confused with this one...

This meme should be entitled, "The Leaning Tower of Shitsburgh."

 

LaPierre Pride
sonofsaf

Well, Donald J. Trump’s frightening MAGA’s right you can’t deny
Well, Donald J. Trump’s frightening MAGA’s right you can’t deny
Well Orange Prolapse is a baby ain’t no way to pacify

Well, that Donald Trump is so gay they call him gay forty five
Well, that Donald Trump is so gay they call him gay forty five
Well Orange Prolapse is a baby who’s got the small hand jive

Well, Wayne threw up in Trump’s asshole more fake news of his mushroom bone
Well, Wayne threw up in Trump’s asshole more fake news of his mushroom bone
Orange carrot’s a little bent stick it inside Kristi Noem
Just don’t bite

 

 

Delaware Slide
George Thorogood & The Destroyers

Well, I rode a streak of lightening on the night you said goodbye
Well, I rode a streak of lightening on the night you said goodbye
Well If I never make it baby you can't say I didn't try

Well I ‘m gonna hit that highway they call highway 95
Well I’m gonna hit that highway they call highway 95
When I cruise back to you baby I’ll make your heart come alive

Well I grew up with rock and roll but these blues wouldn't leave me alone
Well I grew up with rock and roll but these blues wouldn't leave me alone
I didn't know what they meant 'til I ramble far from home
Well alright

George Thorobad, who has never been thoroughly good, has played the Burgh an surprising 18 times.

George Thorogood:

8-13-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

 

I knew this early 90's shrimpy meathead who shall remain nameless.  Every time he played pool at Crummy's (Quark's father's bar in South Wheeling), he felt it necessary to spew vomit from the jukebox.  

Over and over.   

Yep, as you may have surmised, he was bad to the bone.  

Just goes to show... you can't trust the system.

The Big Lie 100: (#964)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

#1780.  On Fox News Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#1781.  What The Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#1782.  Indicted (United --- Judas Priest)

#1783.  Indicted Cunt (United Blood --- Agnostic Front)

#1784.  Indicted Not Long (United And Strong --- Agnostic Front)

#1785.  Indicted As Planned (United We Stand --- Elton John)

#1786.  Why Do Proud Boys Need More Dildos (Are There Any More Real Cowboys --- Neil Young)

#1787.  Don't Lie For Trump Tacopina (Don't Cry For Me Argentina --- Madonna)

#1788.  Moore's A Shit Show (More Than You Know --- Eddie Vedder)

#1789.  Asshole Of Obscenity (Centre Of Eternity --- Ozzy Osbourne) 

#1790.  Hutchinson (One By One --- Neil Diamond)

#1791.  Treason Of Jim Justice (Seasons In The Abyss --- Slayer)

#1792.  Hutchinson (Number One --- Laid Back)

#1793.  James Comer (The Loner --- Neil Young)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1795.  Douglas Burgum (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#1796.  Bill Barr (Ya Mar --- Phish)

#1797.  Cotham's Shit-Stained Face (Awesome In This Place --- Tricia Cotham)

#1798.  Katie's Shittin' (Baby Sittin' --- Carole King)

#1799.  Asshole LaPierre (Back Door Love Affair --- ZZ Top)

#1800.  Senator Daines (Breaking The Chains --- Dokken)

#1801.  LaPierre Pride (Delaware Slide --- George Thorogood)

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