Tuesday, March 21, 2023

#1761. Blum

Rodney Leland Blum (great name by the way) was an American businessman and politician who served as the U.S. representative for Iowa's 1st congressional district from 2015 to 2019.

Blum gets intimately acquainted with the Orange Prolapse.


The Davenport special.

Blum got his ass kicked by a female midwestern Democrat in 2018.



    Candidate

Votes
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    Abby Finkenauer (D)
170,342

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    Rod Blum (R)
 

153,442


Blum had a great idea for all of his town hall meetings.  Requiring Southeastern Iowa Cornhuskers to present a valid ID in order to authenticate their citizenship.  Otherwise you're not allowed in.  Smart!



 

Blum
sonofsaf

Trump we defend
That asshole again
Biden is strong
The Proud Boys will fight
Jew-in-law son
Ivanka’s a cunt
Congressman Blum

His toilet is crappy
Toilets are crappy
Toilets are crappy
Toilets are crappy

Donald’s a joke
A comedy too
Fake news for sale
He’ll sell it to you
No quarter pound
A Big Mac allowed
Orange Prolapse clown

Rod wants to bend over
Wants to bend over
Wants to bend over
Wants to bend over

Kushner’s dumb, Donald cheats
Fish filet, McDonald’s creep
Fries are burned, pink slime chump
Stormy learned, Trump’s fucked up

Trump we defend
That asshole again
Biden is strong
The Proud Boys will fight
Jew-in-law son
Ivanka’s a cunt
Congressman Blum

His toilet is crappy
Toilets are crappy
Toilets are crappy
Toilets are crappy

Congressman Blum
Congressman Blum
Congressman Blum
Congressman Blum
Congressman Blum
Congressman Blum
Congressman Blum
Congressman Blum
Congressman Blum
Congressman Blum
Congressman Blum
Congressman Blum

 

Dumb
Nirvana

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb

Or maybe just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy

My heart is broke
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down

And have a hangover
Have a hangover
Have a hangover
Have a hangover

Skin the sun, fall asleep
Wish away, the soul is cheap
Lesson learned, wish me luck
Soothing burn, wake me up

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb

Or maybe just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy

I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb
I think I'm dumb




Nirvana played the Burgh in 1989 and 1991.  Once at the Sonic Temple in Wilkinsburg.



The other time at the Graffiti in Oakland.



I normally don't care much for when rock bands go the totally acoustic route.  But that 1993 MTV unplugged set was easily, hands down, the best acoustic performance all-time.


The Big Lie 100: (#924)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

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