Wednesday, March 22, 2023

#1762. Charlie Kirk Sold Out

Just who exactly is this young whipper-snapper shaking hands with the Orange Prolapse?


Why it's conservative commentator and noted sell-out Charlie Kirk!

Very reminiscent of phony television personality and gubernatorial failure Kari Lake.  So let us celebrate with some recent "Lake Dumps" from the Arizona State campus in Tempe.  A little over 2,000 miles from Pittsburgh.

Mason and I ventured to Phoenix this weekend.  Sedona > Jerome > Prescott > Sedona > Carefree > Tempe > Scottsdale > Tempe > Scottsdale > Tempe.








In the Southwest desert, Trump Dumps take on a very different look.  With a distinctly more arid, granular appearance.  Must be the dry heat.



 

Charlie Kirk Sold Out
sonofsaf

Donald Trump is so gay
Mike Pence was the VEEP of sucking, kissing ass with tongue
Pile of shit’s here to stay
‘Cause the trick of blowing that mushroom penis isn’t wrong

Charlie Kirk sold out
Charlie Kirk sold out

Jared Kushner’s praying
Stormy Daniels’ thong and her ass is winking day and night
And her twat’s displaying
Charlie Kirk sold out and MAGA’s great ‘cause they’re all white

Charlie Kirk sold out
Charlie Kirk sold out

Right wing must abort, pro-life’s a crime
Trump’s orange and not white ’til the end
Why’s he paid and bought and outta line
So many diapers it depends

Donald Trump is so gay
Outta line he’s the Bud Light of beers that are not strong
Asshole entry is so gay,
Cash advance for a motorboat start with a strap-on

Charlie Kirk sold out
Charlie Kirk sold out

Right wing must abort, pro-life’s a crime
Trump’s orange and not white ’til the end
Why’s he paid and bought and outta line
So many diapers it depends

Donald Trump is so gay
Outta line he’s the Bud Light of beers that are not strong
Asshole entry is so gay,
Cash advance for a motorboat start with a strap-on

Charlie Kirk sold out
Charlie Kirk sold out

 

We Can Work It Out
The Beatles

Try to see it my way
Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?
While you see it your way
Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone

We can work it out
We can work it out

Think of what you're saying
You can get it wrong and still you think that it's alright
Think of what I'm saying
We can work it out and get it straight, or say goodnight

We can work it out
We can work it out

Life is very short, and there's no time
For fussing and fighting, my friend
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again

Try to see it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
While you see it your way,
There's a chance that we might fall apart before too long

We can work it out
We can work it out

Life is very short, and there's no time
For fussing and fighting, my friend
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again

Try to see it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we might fall apart before too long

We can work it out
We can work it out


 

 

On the "meh" scale of 1-10, I'd rank this parody an 8.3.  Now that... is pretty meh.

The Beatles played the Burgh just once.  Back in 1964 at the Civic Arena.

Paul McCartney has played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Twice in 1990.  Twice in 2010.  And once in 2014.


Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#925)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

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