The results are in. And West Virginia is once again #1... in teen pregnancy, use of smokeless tobacco, 4-Wheeler fatalities, illiteracy, bigotry and poverty.
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But worst of all, the state's wealthiest individual, Governor Jim Justice (R-WV) recently fell from billionaire status back into mega-millionaire territory. Many think he'll announce a bid for Joe Manchin's coveted U.S. Senate seat in 2024. Justice has promised that if elected, his dog Baby, and it's asshole, will play a "distinguished and prominent" role in the United States Congress.
Jim Justice Asshole
sonofsaf
Marjorie’s a Taylor Greene
Cock she’s sucking
Asshole's sore BeBest a whore
Cunt is fucking
She’s a piece of MAGA right
From Trump Tower
Glamour of a pig flushes you
Toilet power
The Donald Trump insanity
Relying on extremity
‘Cause Forty-five is really gay
‘Cause Forty-five
‘Cause Forty-five has cum to play
Kushner’s a damn Jew
Salad is tossed
Anus is gaped
Justice is long
Stormy’s g-string
Justice the cunt
Kushner’s a Jew
His thing is small
Mentally dim
Has no
Appeal
Cavity is wanting bone
Stop the stealing
1-6 was an atrocity
Stop believing
All the lies the right churns
Trumpers don’t mind
Insurrection fucking you
Trump’s so unkind
The Donald Trump insanity
Relying on extremity
‘Cause Forty-five is really gay
‘Cause Forty-five
‘Cause Forty-five has cum to play
Kushner’s a damn Jew
Salad is tossed
Anus is gaped
Justice is long
Stormy’s g-string
Justice the cunt
Kushner’s a Jew
His thing is small
Mentally dim
Has no
Appeal
Jared Kushner can’t escape
Jew ass kissin’
Poll the red states lost their grip
Stormy’s suckin’
Donald J. Trump we will defend
Fake newsreel
Kushner’s a Jew with much to sell
Maybe steal
The Donald Trump insanity
Relying on extremity
‘Cause Forty-five is really gay
‘Cause Forty-five
‘Cause Forty-five has cum to play
Kushner’s a damn wuss
Salad is tossed
Anus is gaped
Justice is long
Stormy’s g-string
Justice the cunt
Kushner’s a Jew
His thing is small
Mentally dim
Has no
Appeal
Kushner’s a Jew
His thing is small
Mentally dim
Derek
Foreal*
...And Justice For All
Metallica
Halls of justice painted green
Money talking
Power wolves beset your door
Hear them stalking
Soon you’ll please their appetite
They devour
Hammer of justice crushes you
Overpower
The ultimate in vanity
Exploiting their supremacy
I can’t believe the things you say
I can’t believe
I can’t believe the price you pay
Nothing can save you
Justice is lost
Justice is raped
Justice is gone
Pulling your strings
Justice is done
Seeking no truth
Winning is all
Find it so grim
So true
So real
Apathy their stepping stone
So unfeeling
Hidden deep animosity
So deceiving
Through your eyes their light burns
Hoping to find
Inquisition sinking you
With prying minds
The ultimate in vanity
Exploiting their supremacy
I can’t believe the things you say
I can’t believe
I can’t believe the price you pay
Nothing can save you
Justice is lost
Justice is raped
Justice is gone
Pulling your strings
Justice is done
Seeking no truth
Winning is all
Find it so grim
So true
So real
Lady Justice has been raped
Truth assassin
Rolls of red tape seal your lips
Now you’re done in
Their money tips her scales again
Make your deal
Just what is truth? I cannot tell
Cannot feel
The ultimate in vanity
Exploiting their supremacy
I can’t believe the things you say
I can’t believe
I can’t believe the price we pay
Nothing can save us
Justice is lost
Justice is raped
Justice is gone
Pulling your strings
Justice is done
Seeking no truth
Winning is all
Find it so grim
So true
So real
Seeking no truth
Winning is all
Find it so grim
So true
So real
I should really go back and clean up this parody. It has "crick potential."
Back in 1989, the collective Phi Beta Alpha fraternity at the University of Dayton used to call me "Justice." Why? Because I once wore this t-shirt to one of their many keg parties on Kiefaber Ave. in the ghetto.
Justice is just one of my many nicknames...
Saf, Saffy, Slaffy, sonofsaf, Staph, Staph Infection, Safershit, Stein, Steen, Saffa Sucka Dick, Waferbean, Papa Saffy, Rick, Ricky, Ricky Ticky Taffy, E-Rock, Easy-E, Jeff Goldblum, Sketch, Metal, Justice, Jew Boy, Jew Fuck, Jew Bastard, Jew Hovah, Hebe, Lovee, Island Rat, Hippie, Reuben Boone, Magistrate, Dad, Daddy, MLife, Damone, Three Putz, Schnooks, Manifesto Fucktard and God.
And of course, Scalping Jew.
From 1988 to 2022, Metallica has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.
Metallica:
6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
6-22-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH
11-18-88, Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, OH
4-16-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH
7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
3-26-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-18-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA