Saturday, March 25, 2023

#1771. Hovde Will Fuck You

Rumor has it that GOP Chair Steve Daines (R-MT) is desperately trying to recruit candidates for all of the swing state elections in 2024.  The criteria is relatively straightforward.  You gotta be a multi-millionaire and willing to spend a significant chunk of money on your political campaign.  

If you're a poor schmuck, don't bother.

One such candidate is a wealthy businessman from Madison who previously lost in the 2012 Wisconsin Republican primary for U.S. Senate.


Over a decade later, if he were to run again and be successful, he'd be pitted against incumbent Senator Tammy Baldwin (D-WI).


 Hovde!  That name just glides off the tongue.

 


 

Hovde Will Fuck You
sonofsaf

The Donald is gay asshole’s here to stay
Gock* is hardcore and that of a whore
The big lies.

Hovde will fuck you until, the end.
‘Cause Donald Trump is who we’ll defend.

Jared Kushner’s a Jew all the way.
His butthole’s queer, a really bad lay
The shits…

Hovde will fuck you until, the end.
‘Cause Donald Trump is who we’ll defend.

McDonald’s machine has a sandwich for tiny hands
MAGA liars will attack the man

The Donald is gay asshole’s here to stay
Gock* is hardcore and that of a whore
The big lies.

Hovde will fuck you until, the end.
‘Cause Donald Trump is who we’ll defend.

 

Lovely To See You
Moody Blues

A wonderful day for passing my way.
Knock on my door and even the score
With your eyes.

Lovely to see you again, my friend.
Walk along with me to the next bend.

Dark cloud of fear is blowing away.
Now that you're here, you're going to stay
'Cause it's...

Lovely to see you again, my friend.
Walk along with me to the next bend.

Tell us what you've seen in faraway forgotten lands
Where empires have turned back to sand.

Wonderful day for passing my way.
Knock on my door and even the score
With your eyes.

Lovely to see you again, my friend.
Walk along with me to the next bend.



* The most recent edition of the Merriam-Webster dictionary defines "gock" as a combination of gut and cock.

From 1971 to 2015, the Moody Blues have played the Burgh an impressive 17 times.

 

Moody Blues:

Moody Blues, 7-10-93, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

Moody Blues, 1-3-99, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#934)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

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Please do not share this information with Eric Hovde and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 


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