Saturday, March 11, 2023

#1751. Stormy's Better

Virtually everything Trump says is a blatant lie.  Or at a bare minimum, ad hominem attacks, deflection, exaggeration, and/or maximum minimization.

Lately he's been reeling against porn star Stormy "Horseface" Daniels.  Hey you gotta love his latest spin.

My friend, the late, GREAT, Robert Morgenthau, the legendary & highly respected District Attorney of Manhattan, 


would be spinning in his grave if he were told that his Office was even thinking about bringing charges against the 45th President of the United States & leading Republican contender for the 2024 Nomination, based on a Scam concerning Stormy “Horseface” Daniels & her now incarcerated lawyer, Michael “SleazeBag” Avenatti, working with convicted liar & felon Michael Cohen.

Bob Morgenthau, who was Chairman of the Police Athletic League (PAL), which Honored me on three separate occasions, was a man whose life was based on Dignity, Honor, and Respect. He would not have stood for this Scam, Injustice, Mockery, and Complete and Total Weaponization of Law Enforcement in order to affect a Presidential Election!

I'd like to see the Orange Prolapse take it to that "next level."  For example...

Relatives of the late Albert Einstein know just how brilliant a man he was.  However, several of them have confided in me that they think Trump has more "Street Smarts."

Honest Abe Lincoln is widely regarded as the most honest President.  But if you're looking for the real truth (not fake news), then TRUMP'S YOUR MAN!!!  Truth Social is the most popular social media forum of all-time! 

Seriously, I could write this shit all day.  But instead of writing the crap, it's probably better to just show you.


Spotted just above PPG Paints Arena just before the Pens/Flyers game.  Gotta love the Alex Murderer Mini off in the distance.



 

Stormy’s Better
sonofsaf

The big lie Stephanie Clifford is why
Stormy’s better
Big Mac and a fry oh whenever
Abstainin’ is a crime

So unfair, adultery Trump don’t care
Stormy’s better
Proud Boys and Oath Keepers whenever
Coup d’etat’s are a crime, a crime
Coup d’etat’s are a crime

Lesbians are gay
Fake news cock blockin’ you’ll see
Donald’s not okay, orange pubic hair enemy
A roll in the hay, mushroom penis enemy
Not all porn is hardcore

Small hard on, ‘lil thing’s a big con
Stormy’s better
Big Mac and a fry oh whenever
Abstainin’ is a crime
Abstainin’ is a crime

Lesbians are gay
Fake news cock blockin’ you’ll see
Donald’s not okay, orange pubic hair enemy
A roll in the hay, mushroom penis enemy
Not all porn is hardcore

Small hard on, ‘lil thing’s a big con
Stormy’s better
Big Mac and a fry oh whenever
Abstainin’ is a crime
Abstainin’ is a crime


Stormy Weather
Billie Holiday

The big lie Stephanie Clifford is why
Stormy’s wetter
Big Mac and a fry oh whenever
Abstainin’ is a crime

So unfair, adultery Trump don’t care
Stormy’s wetter
Proud Boys and Oath Keepers whenever
Coup d’etat’s are a crime, a crime
Coup d’etat’s are a crime

Lesbians are gay
Fake news cock blockin’ you’ll see
Donald’s not okay, orange pubic hair enemy
A roll in the hay, mushroom penis enemy
Not all porn is hardcore

Small hard on, ‘lil thing’s a big con
Stormy’s wetter
Big Mac and a fry oh whenever
Abstainin’ is a crime
Abstainin’ is a crime

Lesbians are gay
Fake news cock blockin’ you’ll see
Donald’s not okay, orange pubic hair enemy
A roll in the hay, mushroom penis enemy
Not all porn is hardcore

Small hard on, ‘lil thing’s a big con
Stormy’s wetter
Big Mac and a fry oh whenever
Abstainin’ is a crime
Abstainin’ is a crime



The song Stormy Weather was originally composed by Harold Arlen back in 1933.  It's been performed by a myriad of crooners: Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland, Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Dinah Washington, Lena Horne, Billie Holiday, etc.  Every version is lyrically similar but I went with the Billie Holiday rendition.


The Big Lie 100: (#914)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

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