Bryan Steil (R-WI) recently tweeted...
But when the time came to vote for the formation of a committee to investigate January 6th (you know, when cops were getting the shit beat out of them)
... he quietly voted no.
Congressman Steil’s Critical Race
sonofsaf
Trump’s a shit show. And Stormy blows
He’s cum to play the Orange Prolapse clown
Congressman Steil’s a basket case
Congressman’s Steil’s critical race
Trump’s a shit show who’s so unkind
He’s cum to play and tasted the pink slime
Honey honey
Ivanka blows a basket case
Congressman’s Steil’s critical race, yeah
Ah, there can be no doubt Kushner’s a Jew
Yeah, there can be no doubt Ivanka’s too
Ah, can be no doubt Donald’s outta line
Yes his morning wood ain’t fine
Trump’s a shit show. And Stormy blows
He’s cum to play the Orange Prolapse clown and
Congressman Steil’s a basket case
Congressman’s Steil’s critical race ah yeah
Ah, there can be no doubt Kushner’s a Jew
Yeah, there can be no doubt Ivanka’s too
Ah, can be no doubt Donald’s outta line
Yes his morning wood ain’t fine
Morning wood ain’t fine
Morning wood ain’t fine
Morning wood ain’t fine
His wood ain’t fine, his wood ain’t fine
His wood ain’t fine, his wood ain’t fine
Trump’s a shit show. And Stormy blows
He’s cum to play the Orange Prolapse clown and
Congressman Steil’s a basket case
Congressman’s Steil’s critical race ah yeah
God Put A Smile Upon Your Face
Coldplay
Where do we go? Nobody knows
I've got to say I'm on my way down
God give me style and give me grace
God put a smile upon my face
Where do we go to draw the line?
I've got to say I wasted all your time
Honey honey
Where do I go to fall from grace?
God put a smile upon your face, yeah
Ah, when you work it out I'm worse than you
Yeah, when you work it out I wanted to
Ah, when you work out where to draw the line
Your guess is as good as mine
Where do we go? Nobody knows
Don't ever say you're on your way down when
God gave you style and gave you grace
And put a smile upon your face ah yeah
Ah, when you work it out I'm worse than you
Yeah, when you work it out I want it to
Ah, when you work out where to draw the line
Your guess is as good as mine
It's as good as mine
It's as good as mine
It's as good as mine
As good as mine, as good as mine
As good as mine, as good as mine
Where do we go? Nobody knows
Don't ever say you're on your way down when
God gave you style and gave you grace
And put a smile upon your face
Coldplay! The St. C. Deity references them as Coldgay!
Homoerotic? Faggot-centric? Whatever. Now that... was an engorged rendition.
Nevertheless, Coldplay has played the Burgh a grand total of 4 times.
Coldplay:
8-11-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
5-3-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-26-15, Central Park, Global Citizen Festival, New York City, NY
8-4-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
But does Coldplay make Saf's all-time Top 10 band list? Now that... is what all the Yinzer Burgers wish to know.
And you wanna know somthin? I honestly can't say for sure. It's a close call. But I'd be willing to go on the record with Coldplay existing somewhere in my Top 20.
With the exception of that Viva la Vida tune. That song totally sucks.
It's almost as bad as Trump's neon groin.