Friday, March 24, 2023

#1769. His Name Is Dave Williams

Meet Colorado GOP Chair Dave Williams!

Orange Prolapse tested!  Orange Prolapse approved!

Regrettably, Williams lost in the 2022 Republican primary for Congress.  His biggest achievement while serving the residents of Colorado... was legally changing his middle name to "Let's Go Brandon."  He even tried to get his new name officially listed on the ballot.  But failed.

Now this is the imbecile who's in charge of the Colorado GOP.



His Name Is Dave Williams

Trump whoremonger, Stormy’s wetter
There’s no doubt

Clown more like a turd, yo, a sellout
So unkind

Fuck you get out, Orange Prolapse
Gay con, big clown

Toilet stall, toilet stall
Toilet stall, toilet stall


How I Made My Millions

I was stronger, I was better
Picked you out

Now don't say a word, no, don't yell out
Never mind

Let you let out, led you back
Stay on, sit down

Let it fall, let it fall
Let it fall, let it fall

The effort involved in creating this parody was admittedly minimal.  I suspect it's the only cover of this Radiohead tune in existence.

Radiohead has played the Burgh a grand total of 4 times.  Believe it or not, they opened for Alanis Morrissette at Star Lake back in 1996.


8-8-01, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

7-26-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#932)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

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