Friday, September 01, 2023

#2052. Stephen Lee

Who the hell is Stephen Lee?

 

He's probably the least well-known of the 19 individuals in the Georgia indictment.  He was the last one to surrender and barely able to scrape up the requisite percentage of his $75,000 bond.  Herneitha Hardaway, better known as "Silk" came to the rescue and coughed over a few thousand dollars.  


Lee's attorney, David Shestokas, hailed the donation as "a miracle."  For the love of Dog!


 


 

Stephen Lee
sonofsaf

When it’s time to count the votes there’s trouble
Donald Trump’s my enemy
Preaching turds’n shittin’
Stephen Lee

And Stormy Daniels’ big chest
A demanding bribe will silence thee
Preaching turds’n shittin’
Stephen Lee

Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee
Toilet full of shit and
Stephen Lee

And when Ivanka’s in a steeple
Jared Kushner will disagree
Donald is a cancer
Stephen Lee

Butt the Orange Prolapse farted there is
Evidence of shit you’ll see
Donald is a cancer
Stephen Lee

Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee
Yeah, Donald is a cancer
Stephen Lee

Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee
Toilet full of shit and
Stephen Lee

Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee
Toilet full of shit and
Stephen Lee

And Proud Boys will be rowdy
It’s a coup d’etat for you and me
Whining on Truth Social
Stephen Lee

The make-up of a clown is tragic
Donald Trump’s my enemy
Preaching turds’n shittin’
Stephen Lee

Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee
Yeah, Donald is a cancer
Stephen Lee

Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee
Yeah, Donald is a cancer
Stephen Lee

Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee, Stephen Lee
Yeah, toilet full of shit and
Stephen Lee

 

Let It Be
Beatles

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be

And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be

And when the broken-hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer
Let it be

For though they may be parted there is
Still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Yeah, there will be an answer
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be

And when the night is cloudy
There is still a light that shines on me
Shine until tomorrow
Let it be

I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, yeah, let it be
There will be an answer
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, yeah, let it be
There will be an answer
Let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be, yeah, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be







My second parody of the Beatles classic "Let It Be."  A couple years ago, I penned #232.  I'm Bill Lee (the current Republican Governor of Tennessee).

The Beatles played the Burgh just once.  The Civic Arena in 1964.

Paul McCartney has played the Burgh a total of 6 times.


Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#1208)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
 
#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)

#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)

#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 

#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)

#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)

#2023.  Deace (Peace -- Weezer)

#2024.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)

#2025.  Scott Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2026.  Trevian Kutti (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#2027.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Rancid)

#2028.  CUM (Dumb --- Nirvana)
 
#2029.  Clark (Sparks --- Coldplay)
 
#2030.  DOJ Jeffrey Clark (Saturday In The Park --- Chicago)
 
#2031.  Deace (Grease --- Bee Gees)
 
#2032.  Abigail Jo Shry (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
 
#2033.  Abigail (Abigail --- King Diamond)
 
#2034.  Nauta's Really Gay (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
 
#2035.  Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)
 
#2036.  Jew!  (Who? --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
 
#2037.  Shawn Still's A Creep (Until It Sleeps --- Metallica)
 
#2038.  Findling (Kindling --- Harry Brokensha & Nick Wilson)
 
#2039.  Doug Burgum (Bang The Drum --- Lindsey Buckingham)
 
#2040.  Puddin' Stain (Puddin' Taine --- Primus)
 
#2041.  Harrison Floyd (Into The Void --- Kiss)
 
#2042.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Moby)
 
#2043.  Sadow (Meatplow --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#2044.  Lawfare (I Swear --- All 4 One)
 
#2045.  Reddy Really Blows (Steady, As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
 
#2046.  Stormy's Chest (Phone Went West --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#2047.  Lake's A Dummy And Cunt (Take The Money And Run --- Steve Miller)
 
#2048.  Lake's A Liar (Lake Of Fire --- Nirvana)
 
#2049.  Assclown (Lowdown --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#2050.  Fuck Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)
 
#2051.  Lake Will Fuck You (Take Me With You --- Prince)
 
#2052.  Stephen Lee (Let It Be --- The Beatles)
 

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