Thursday, September 28, 2023

#2090. Donald Duck

In last night's Republican primary debate, SLOPPY Chris Christie made a disparaging remark about Donald Trump.  Hey now, it could be verse!

E-gad.  A semi-rare cultural district yinz dump.

The former New Jersey Governor labeled Donald Trump as "Donald Duck."


The Orange Prolapse fired back...

Do people realize that Sloppy Chris Christie only had an 8% Approval Rating when he was Governor of New Jersey. His Financial and Economic Results were even WORSE. In other words, he was TERRIBLE! Why would the great people of the USA want a Governor to run our very troubled Country, when he couldn’t even run his own State. Chris is a loser, he always was, and always will be. Very BAD for the Republican Party!


Donald Duck

The prolapse party is orange not white
Big Mac baby meat takin’ a bite
Forty-five with his small hands and feet
Stormy’s the girl for a meet and greet
Squirtin’ and floodin’ gonna bring the pain
A pornographic whore and shit stain
Chicken McNugs I said what the fuck
Enemy is the Donald Duck
All the clown drama, his Depends are full of urine, ha ha ha ha ha
(backing singers) Donald, Donald Duck
(Donald Duck voice) Depends are full of urine
(backing singers) Donald, Donald Duck
(Donald Duck voice) All the clown drama
(backing singers) What the fuck, he’s gonna suck, Donald
(Donald Duck voice) Donald
(backing singers) Donald
(Donald Duck voice) Donald
(backing singers) Donald
(Donald Duck voice with backing singers) Donald
(backing singers) Donald Donald Duck
(Donald Duck voice) Ain’t white
(backing singers) Donald Donald Duck
(Donald Duck voice) All the clown drama, the drama can’t cum together, ha ha ha ha ha
Gonna kill some cops won’t admit his defeat
The Orange Prolapse is a fuckin’ deadbeat
All I’m gonna say is what the fuck
Everybody's stupid butt
(Donald Duck voice with backing singers) Donald, Donald Duck
(Donald Duck voice with backing singers) Donald, Donald Duck
(backing singers) What the fuck
(Donald Duck voice) Fake news see
(backing singers) He’s gonna suck
(Donald Duck voice) Mar-a-Lago’s pretty queer
(backing singers) Donald
(Elvis voice) Thank you duck
(backing singers) Donald
(Elvis voice) Orange fuckin’ clown
(backing singers) Donald Donald Donald
(Elvis voice) Mushroom dick wanna suck
(backing singers) Donald Duck
(Donald Duck voice) He’s pure scum
(backing singers) Donald Donald Duck
(backing singers) What the fuck, he’s gonna suck, Donald, Donald, Donald



Disco Duck
Rick Dees And His Cast Of Idiots

Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat
All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms I began to cluck
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
Ah get down mama, I've got to have me a woman, ha ha ha ha ha
(backing singers) Disco, disco duck
(Donald Duck voice) Got to have me a woman
(backing singers) Disco, disco duck
(Donald Duck voice) Oh get down mama
(backing singers) Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco
(Donald Duck voice) Disco
(backing singers) Disco
(Donald Duck voice) Disco
(backing singers) Disco
(Donald Duck voice with backing singers) Disco
(backing singers) Disco disco duck
(Donald Duck voice) All right
(backing singers) Disco disco duck
(Donald Duck voice) Ah get down mama, oh mama shake your tail feather, ha ha ha ha ha
When the music stopped I returned to my seat
But there's no stoppin' a duck and his beat
So I got back up to try my luck
Why look
Everybody's doin' the
(Donald Duck voice with backing singers) Disco, disco duck
(Donald Duck voice with backing singers) Disco, disco duck
(backing singers) Try your luck
(Donald Duck voice) Wave to me
(backing singers) Don't be a cluck
(Donald Duck voice) I'm so happy to be here
(backing singers) Disco
(Elvis voice) Thank you duck
(backing singers) Disco
(Elvis voice) For gettin' down
(backing singers) Disco disco disco
(Elvis voice) Thank you so very much
(backing singers) Disco duck
(Donald Duck voice) You're welcome
(backing singers) Disco Disco Duck
(backing singers) Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco, disco, disco

Newsflash: Radio personality Rick Dees is still alive.  He's 73.  For some odd reason, he reminds me of Jack Tripper from Three's Company.  Even crazier, he's still on the air.  His Top 40 Countdown is currently being delivered via "terrestrial radio stations and streaming services."

Never met Rick Dees.  His real name is Rigdon Osmond Dees III.   Rigdon?  I'd rather my first name be Klingon.  But in hindsight, it was probably a good idea to consolidate the full name.  I did it back in 2011 with sonofsaf.  You know, the artist formerly known as Eric Saferstein.

Some of my parodies have limited potential.  Conceptually speaking though... 

This. One. Has. Merit.  

I'll probably write an additional PG-13 version.

The Big Lie 100: (#1246)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)

#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)

#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 

#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)

#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)

#2023.  Deace (Peace -- Weezer)

#2024.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)

#2025.  Scott Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2026.  Trevian Kutti (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#2027.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Rancid)

#2028.  CUM (Dumb --- Nirvana)
#2029.  Clark (Sparks --- Coldplay)
#2030.  DOJ Jeffrey Clark (Saturday In The Park --- Chicago)
#2031.  Deace (Grease --- Bee Gees)
#2032.  Abigail Jo Shry (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
#2033.  Abigail (Abigail --- King Diamond)
#2034.  Nauta's Really Gay (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
#2035.  Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)
#2036.  Jew!  (Who? --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#2037.  Shawn Still's A Creep (Until It Sleeps --- Metallica)
#2038.  Findling (Kindling --- Harry Brokensha & Nick Wilson)
#2039.  Doug Burgum (Bang The Drum --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2040.  Puddin' Stain (Puddin' Taine --- Primus)
#2041.  Harrison Floyd (Into The Void --- Kiss)
#2042.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Moby)
#2043.  Sadow (Meatplow --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2044.  Lawfare (I Swear --- All 4 One)
#2045.  Reddy Really Blows (Steady, As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
#2046.  Stormy's Chest (Phone Went West --- My Morning Jacket)
#2047.  Lake's A Dummy And Cunt (Take The Money And Run --- Steve Miller)
#2048.  Lake's A Liar (Lake Of Fire --- Nirvana)
#2049.  Assclown (Lowdown --- My Morning Jacket)
#2050.  Fuck Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)
#2051.  Lake Will Fuck You (Take Me With You --- Prince)
#2052.  Stephen Lee (Let It Be --- The Beatles)
#2053.  Pezzola's Bad News (Viola Lee Blues --- Grateful Dead)
#2054.  Crow (Snow --- The Chemical Brothers)
#2055.  Blow Chesebro (Go With the Flow --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2056.  Brandon Judd (Book Of Blood --- Armored Saint)
#2057.  David Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)
#2058.  David Cole (Heart And Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2059.  Senator Cruz (Second Hand News --- Fleetwood Mac)
#2060.  Elon (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
#2061.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz (I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz --- Elton John)
#2062.  Kari Lake (Crater Lake --- Liz Phair)

#2063.  Rehl (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2064.  Navarro (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2065.  Navarro (Touch And Go --- The Cars)

#2066.  Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)

#2067.  Charles Roy (Corduroy --- Pearl Jam)

#2068.  Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2069.  Rectum of J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Carole King)
#2070.  Kim Jong Un (Harvest Moon --- Neil Young)
#2071.  Un (Soon --- My Bloody Valentine)
#2072.  Harlan Crow (Let It Snow --- Billy Idol)
#2073.  Crow (Low --- Cracker)
#2074.  Trump Dump's A Piece Of Shit (Trump Won And You Know It --- Natasha Owens)
#2075.  Trump Farts (Doll Parts --- Hole)
#2076.  Tuberville (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)
#2077.  Trump Was Born To Fuck You (I Was Born To Love You --- Ray LaMontagne)
#2078.  Harrison Floyd (Nine Inch Nails --- Into The Void)
#2079.  Ted Cruz (Bad News --- Johnny Cash)
#2080.  Rand Paul (Snowball --- Jimmy Fallon)
#2081.  Ray Epps (Footsteps --- Pearl Jam)
#2082.  Crow (Low --- Coldplay)
#2083.  Donald Is Gay (Those Were The Days --- All In The Family theme song)
#2084.  Bill Cassidy (Butch Cassidy --- My Morning Jacket)
#2085.  Birdbrain (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
#2086.  McDonald's Meals (Head Over Heels --- The Go-Go's)
#2087.  Birdbrain (Red Rain --- Peter Gabriel)
#2088.  Birdbrain (Love Train --- Rolling Stones)
#2089.  Nikki Haley's A Birdbrain (Have You Ever Seen The Rain --- CCR/John Fogerty)
#2090.  Donald Duck (Disco Duck --- Rick Dees And His Cast Of Idiots)

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