#1303. Abortion

This song was originally supposed to be called "Davidson."  About Warren Davidson, a-piece-of-shit-pro-life extremist Congressman from Southwest Ohio.  

This Republicunt bastard has all the divine answers.  Makes me physically sick.  

You wanna know something?   That asshole actually represents my old stomping grounds (circa the late 80's, different time, same place).

Anyhoo, I would presumably call on any registered voters of the 8th District to knock his teeth out.  Seriously.  Because in the aftermath of a few missing teeth, Warren could always feel free to schedule an emergency appointment with a dental surgeon.  I'd have no objections to that.  We wouldn't want his bitch-ass complaining about campaigning "toofless in Cincinnati."  

Even better, as a member of Congress, Davidson has outstanding health care benefits/coverage.  

So in essence, it's essentially a win-win.

Abortion
sonofsaf

The big lie
We all know
Women cry
But Stormy blows
His orange face
News is fake
He’s the cunt
You will not taste

6-3 defeat
From the bench
Rulings smack
Of MAGA red
Who’s to blame
Women scream
Trump will fuck you
’Til the end

Abortion
Trump ain’t done
He’s gonna bring the pain
Abortion
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done

The right wing
Trump’s their champ
He who hath sinned
Liars tend
Crime’s a con
Job don’t pretend
And some crimes
Are so wrong
Mistake

The fake news
A state’s that deep
Social truth
Sow what you reap
Won’t defend
Have a say
About things
Like women before

Abortion
Trump ain’t done
He’s gonna bring the pain
Abortion
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done

Abortion
Trump ain’t done
He’s gonna bring the pain
Abortion
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done

(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump ain’t done
(Abortion,
Abortion)

MAGA’s red
Trump is near
He’s a faggot and a queer

Abortion
Trump ain’t done
He’s gonna bring the pain
Abortion
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done

Abortion
Trump ain’t done
He’s gonna bring the pain
Abortion
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done

(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt

Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
Trump’s a cunt
Trump’s a cunt

Black Hole Sun
Soundgarden

In my eyes
Indisposed
In disguise
As no one knows
Hides the face
Lies the snake
And the sun
In my disgrace

Boiling heat
Summer stench
'Neath the black
The sky looks dead
Call my name
Through the cream
And I'll hear you
Scream again

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Stuttering
Cold and damp
Steal the warm wind
Tired friend
Times are gone
For honest men
And sometimes
Far too long
For snakes

In my shoes
A walking sleep
And my youth
I pray to keep
Heaven send
Hell away
No one sings
Like you anymore

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)

Hang my head
Drown my fear
'Til you all just disappear

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)

Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Soundgarden has so many radio-worthy hard rock songs.  What a cryin' shame that all you ever hear is Black Hole Sun.  I should write a porn parody called Black Hole Fun or Black Hole Cunt.  Maybe an ethnic female adult movie star with a decent voice could give it a shot.  Instead of that standard erotic Q&A session before the anal savagery commences, she could sing a comical gutter-song with filthy McNasty lyrics.  Just go the karaoke route.  Hey, maybe even whip out an acoustic guitar in a campfire setting.  Shazam! 

I'm literally spit-balling here.  It's generally a good idea to try and differentiate yourself from the other ga-zillion porn stars out there awash in the XXX industry.  Maybe call yourself Music Muff, Pussy Parody, Slutty Sync, whatever, etc.

Soundgarden:

May 12, 2013, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#479) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

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