Monday, June 27, 2022

#1301. Wittman

Come November 2022, incumbent Republicunt Rob Wittman (R-VA) 

will face off against Herb Jones (D-VA).

Jones has his work cut out for him.  The area's trends very red and rural.

Last week, the Orange Prolapse endorsed Wittman.

Congressman Rob Wittman is doing a terrific job representing Virginia’s 1st Congressional District!

Rob is working hard to Strengthen our Military, Support our Veterans, Grow the Economy, Manage our Natural Resources, Protect Life, and Defend the Second Amendment.

Rob Wittman has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

 

 

 

Wittman
sonofsaf

Wittman
You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight
Trump’s gay bend over
He’s a fuckin’ oddity that’s orange not white

Wittman
You are part of the extremist right
A coup ain’t so funny
Oath Keepers and Proud Boys are gonna fight

Wittman
You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight
Wittman
You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight

Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)

Now Trump is gonna fuck you
And maybe even suck you
An Orange Prolapse is a tasty meal
For a MAGA strap-on dildo toy

That forty-five is fucked up
As Jared Kushner sucks up
Trump’s a cunt, one that we must defend
His ass is gay

Wittman
You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight
Wittman
You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight

Wittman (you ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (you ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (you ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)

 

Roxanne
The Police

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy

I know my mind is made up
So put away your makeup
Told you once, I won't tell you again
It's a bad way

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne (you don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (you don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (you don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)



 

My third parody of Roxanne.  Ages ago (last year), I wrote #65.  Maxine.  It's about Maxine Waters (D-CA).  And I also wrote #897.  Vaccine.  Needless to say, I'm officially Stinged-out.  Stung out and strung out. 


The Police:

7-28-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Sting:

6-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH (opened for the Grateful Dead)

7-9-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#477) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)


Please do not share this material with Rob Wittman (R-VA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

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