Wednesday, June 29, 2022

#1307. Kushner Is A Jew

There's two fundamental ways to acquire political power.   You can build unity and consensus and try to bring people together.  It's called the love strategy.  Or you can drive wedges, target minorities, and rip people apart.  It's called the hate strategy.  History has repeatedly demonstrated that both approaches are equally effective.

From a political perspective, Trump has tremendous appeal amongst the antisemitic crowd.  

Charlottesville 2016 - Jews will not replace us!

But I've always found it curious how their love for the Orange Prolapse is sooo strong... 

that they seemingly give a pass to Jared "Jew-Boy" Kushner and his wife Ivanka "Cunt-Dump" Kushner.

Anyhoo, let's give a big "Shalom Shout-Out" to the fake Jews.  Not to be confused with the fake news...

The Orange Prolapse dons a black yarmulke and visits the Western Wall. 

As a habitual whiner, psychopathic crybaby, and lover of walls, it seems appropriate that Trump would find comfort and solace in the "Wailing Wall."


Kushner Is A Jew

Stop the steal that Kushner is a Jew
Stop the steal there is no doubt
‘Cause Jared is a Jew
Trump would screw Stormy D. for you
And he’d screw Ivanka too
Jared fucking Kushner is a Jew

Trump would tweet whenever from his phone
Butt a twitter shitter no doubt
He’s gotta tiny bone
All of MAGA’s praying for you
Ivanka Trump wanted something new
Jared fucking Kushner is a Jew

His Orange Prolapse will shit on all of us
His whitest MAGA is askew
Donald’s son-in-law’s a cunt filled with puss
And it’s always right to tell big lies
‘Cause insurrections screw

Are McDonald’s French fries really fried
The Oath Keepers don’t play fair
And keep on telling lies
Maybe we should raze Trump Tower
Maybe use dynamite too
Jared fucking Kushner is a Jew


Breaking Us In Two
Joe Jackson

Don't you feel like trying something new
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two

You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two

They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do

Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and stare
Into each other's eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two

What a songwriter.  Since 1979, Joe Jackson has been to the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  Never seen him.  I must say though... I think my parody does the song justice.

I'd put this song somewhere in my all-time Top 10.  Very emotional and heartfelt.  And the melody never gets stale.  That song, released in 1982, is 40 years old.  How time flies. Steppin' Out & Is She Really going Out With Him?  Can't go wrong with those classics either.

The Big Lie 100: (#482) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

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