One of Trump's token candidates in Georgia's 10th District just got absolutely clobbered in a Republican primary runoff.
Mike Collins - 30,k524 (74.5%)
Vernon Jones - 10,457 (25.5%)
Brian Kemp - 886,240 (73.7%)
David Perdue - 261,961 (21.8%)
Vernon Jones
sonofsaf
Picture a perfect call one that’s all about me
Orange Prolapse for all to see
Truth is nothing but a lie
‘Cause nothing’s ever free
Treasonous activity
The hateful face of a human disgrace
A jag-off jerk a fucking basket case
What a dope, what a face
Is The Donald’s face
Stormy D. in Lake Tahoe had a taste
Fuckin’ orange clown queer we’ll disrespect
Worst person I’ve ever met
The news is fake, their ratings down
Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Trump sins cannot be absolved
By tweets or phone calls
Defend him ’til the end
Deep in the toilet stalls
Don’t ask why, his voters believe lies
Or why Stormy Daniels blows
Big tit surprise
For all the wide cocks and curtains of meat
What it’s worth, election defeat
KK kook, he got beat
For all to see
All to see
Getting paid by the far right
Rudy’s hair paint just ain’t right
Voter tallies, Trump won’t own
He’s the prolapse so well known
And a failed endorsement Vernon Jones
Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Orange Prolapse the salad tosses
Taste it twice
Many cocks on call
Sometimes even three is thrice
Meat goes in ‘cause Jared Kushner’s gay
Such a cunt only anal play
So he drops his pants
And takes out loans
And the failed endorsement Vernon Jones
Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a coward who likes to cuss
Butthole stinks
Leaves the libtards weeping
Such a missing link
World’s a stage that needs to be disowned
And Trump is queer, a piece of shit, tiny mushroom bone
A mushroom bone
A mushroom bone
A mushroom bone
Donald’s salad tossed
The Orange Prolapse game
A critical race that has no shame
‘Cause critical race makes libtards moan
On that perfect call if the Ukraine’s your home
So he drops his pants
And takes out loans
And the failed endorsement Vernon Jones
Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Golden toilets have no worth
Shitting turds from mouth on July 4th
God bless Lee Greenwood and his herpes sores
Shitting all the time behind closed doors
But his Stormy passion face to face
Step by step, was a disgrace
And the vaginal, her cunt’s the stage
Shitting diarrhea’s all the rage
And the retard Trump has down’s syndrome
Shitting often on a golden throne
But Donald’s a clown, a garden gnome
And the failed endorsement Vernon Jones
So he drops his pants
And takes out loans
And Forty-Five has a mushroom bone
Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Picture a perfect call
One that’s all about me
Stormy D. has some giant titties
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Throwing Stones
Grateful Dead
Picture a bright blue ball just spinning, spinning free
Dizzy with eternity
Paint it with a skin of sky
Brush in some clouds and sea
Call it home for you and me
A peaceful place or so it looks from space
A closer look reveals the human race
Full of hope, full of grace
Is the human face
But afraid we may lay our home to waste
There's a fear down here we can't forget
Hasn't got a name just yet
Always awake, always around
Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Now watch as the ball revolves
And the nighttime falls
Again the hunt begins
Again the bloodwind calls
By and by, the morning sun will rise
But the darkness never goes
From some men's eyes
It strolls the sidewalks and it rolls the streets
Staking turf, dividing up meat
Nightmare spook, piece of heat
It's you and me
You and me
Click flash blade in ghetto night
Rudies looking for a fight
Rat cat alley, roll them bones
Need that cash to feed that jones
And the politicians throwin' stones
Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Commissars and pin-stripe bosses
Roll the dice
Any way they fall
Guess who gets to pay the price?
Money green or proletarian gray
Selling guns 'stead of food today
So the kids they dance
And shake their bones
And the politicians throwin' stones
Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Heartless powers try to tell us
What to think
If the spirit's sleeping
Then the flesh is ink
History's page will thus be carved in stone
And we are here, and we are it, we are on our own*
On our own
On our own
On our own
If the game is lost
Then we're all the same
No one left to place or take the blame
We can leave this place and empty stone
Or that shinin' ball we used to call our home
So the kids they dance
And shake their bones
And the politicians throwin' stones
Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Shipping powders back and forth
Singing "Black goes south and white comes north"
In a whole world full of petty wars
Singing I got mine and you got yours
And the current fashion sets the pace
Lose your step, fall out of grace
And the radical, he rant and rage
Singing someone's got to turn the page
And the rich man in his summer home
Singing just leave well enough alone
But his pants are down, his cover's blown
And the politicians throwin' stones
So the kids they dance
And shake their bones
And it's all too clear we're on our own
Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Picture a bright blue ball
Just spinnin', spinnin, free
Dizzy with the possibilities
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
I'm not going to lie, this parody took a while. Rather extensive lyrics. But in the end I think it came out pretty decent.
Throwing Stones is probably my favorite Bob Weir tune. There's just something "intangibly magically epic" about this song. The version above is from my first GD bootleg. A 1987 audience tape from the New Year's show in Oakland, CA. Maxell XL II 90. Baby!
Dead & Company stroll into Star Lake in a few weeks (July 12, 2022). Gonna be a long, long crazy night.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
The Big Lie 100: (#476)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#626. So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)
#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
#681. Liar (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)
#682. Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)
#683. Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)
#684. Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)
#688. Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)
#690. Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)
#691. Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)
#693. Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)
#694. Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)
#699. Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)
#700. GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band)
#701. So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)
#702. Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)
#708. Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#709. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#713. Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)
#719. Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes)
#722. Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)
#723. Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)
#725. Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)
#726. Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)
#727. Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)
#729. V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)
#740. Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)
#742. Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)
#743. Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails
#745. Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)
#746. Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)
#747. Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)
#750. Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)
#754. Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)
#755. Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie)
#757. Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)
#758. I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)
#760. Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears)
#761. Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#773. Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
#785. Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)
#788. Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)
#789. Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)
#790. Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)
#791. The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)
#796. Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)
#797. Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)
#798. Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)
#800. The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)
#812. Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)
#813. Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)
#816. Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)
#823. Astro (world)? Not! (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)
#824. Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)
#825. A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#830. Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)
#833. Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)
#834. Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)
#837. He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)
#838. I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#839. Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)
#840. Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)
#842. Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)
#843. Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)
#844. A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)
#845. Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)
#846. Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)
#847. Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry)
#849. Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)
#850. Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)
#853. Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)
#854. Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)
#855. Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#859. Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn)
#860. The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)
#861. Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)
#862. Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)
#863. Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#864. Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)
#865. Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)
#867. Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#871. Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)
#872. Guillen's Not The Same (Killing In The Name --- Rage Against The Machine)
#876. Donald Has Sinned (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)
#880. Donald Sucks Cocks (Love On The Rocks --- Neil Diamond)
#881. Twitter Tweet (Gerry Raffety --- Baker Street)
#882. Happy Thanksgiving (Among The Living --- Anthrax)
#883. Donald Trump's A Cock (Love Is Like A Rock --- Donnie Iris)
#884. Kern! Kern! Kern! (Turn! Turn! Turn! --- The Byrds)
#885. Kern's A Faggot Asshole (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)
#888. Fat Orange Clown (My Hometown --- Bruce Springsteen)
#890. Trump Stinks (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)
#891. Learning To Lie (Learning to Fly --- Tom Petty)
#893. David Perdue (Mr. Magoo --- Vincent Artaud)
#894. Cox (Clocks --- Coldplay)
#896. Fuck Beth Van Duyne (Telephone Line --- E.L.O.)
#898. Name Is Beth Van Duyne (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)
#899. Beth (Beth --- Kiss)
#901. Jack Off And Vote For Mehmet (We're Off To See The Wizard --- Harold Arlen)
#902. Devin Bitches (Seven Wishes --- Night Ranger)
#903. Byron Donalds (Iron Maiden --- Iron Maiden)
#904. Oz instrumental (Jaws instrumental --- John Williams)
#905. Daniel Cox (Heart-Shaped Box --- Nirvana)
#906. The Big Lie (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#907. Devin's A Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)
#908. Mark Meadows (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#910. Collusion (Confusion --- E.L.O.)
#911. Dan Cox Zero (Juke Box Hero --- Foreigner)
#912. Anthony Kern Is Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)
#914. Senator Manchin (Blowin' In The Wind --- Bob Dylan)
#915. She Is A Cunt Beth Van Duyne (I Heard It Through The Grapevine)
#917. Have Yourself a Very Scary 1-6 (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- John Legend)
#918. The Events Of 1-6 (No Presents For Christmas --- King Diamond)
#919. The Sorrow Of Meadows (Tomorrow Never Knows --- Grateful Dead)
#920. BYE-DEN (SAY10 --- Marilyn Manson)
#921. Fuck Rick Perry (Voices Carry --- Til Tuesday)
#925. Devin Nunes Army (Seven Nation Army --- Jack White)
#926. Of Course (White Horse --- Laid Back)
#929. Trump Ain't Great (Carole King --- It's Too Late)
#931. Donald's Cock (Like A Rock --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)
#932. All I Want Is Justice For Trump (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#934. Devin's Not Well (Heaven And Hell --- Ronnie James Dio)
#936. Jim Crow (Hello --- Lionel Richie)
#937. Mark Meadows (Heaven Knows --- Robert Plant)
#938. Tim O'Hare (Save A Prayer --- Duran Duran)
#939. Boebert For Me (Moron TV --- Primus)
#940. He Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)
#941. Bill Lee (Stone Free --- Jimi Hendrix)
#942. Lee (Free --- Phish)
#943. Boozman (Batman --- Voivod)
#944. There's No Doubt He Is John James (Take Me Out To The Ball Game --- Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer)
#945. Do Juneau Mike? (I Ride My Bike --- Cracker)
#946. Trump Likes Makin' Blood (Feel Like Makin' Love --- Bad Company)
#947. Rosendale (Monorail --- The Simpsons)
#948. John Gibbs (War Pigs --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#949. Blood Insurrection (Love And Affection --- Def Leppard)
#950. Kyle Rittenhouse (Burning Down The House --- Talking Heads)
#951. Mayes (Maze --- Phish)
#953. Mayes (Graze --- Live)
#954. Trump's A Fucking Liar (Comin' Under Fire --- Def Leppard)
#955. Lie When It's Legal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)
#956. Mary Miller (Psyhco Killer --- Talking Heads)
#957. Middleton (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)
#958. Miller's A Liar (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#960. Henry D. McMaster (Beautiful Disaster --- 311)
#962. Journey Together (Happy Together --- Weezer)
#963. Schmidt Is White (Hit The Lights --- Metallica)
#966. Violent Fight (Holy Night --- The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square)
#967. Donald Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)
#968. We Don't Need No Tim O'Hare (I Don't Need No Rocking Chair --- George Jones)
#970. Fuck Donald Trump (You Think You're Tough --- Ratt)
#972. Schmidt's An Asshat (Hit The Road Jack --- Ray Charles)
#973. Insurrection (White, Discussion --- Live)
#974. Senator Rounds (I'll Stick Around --- Foo Fighters)
#976. Matt DePerno (The Muppet Show Theme Song --- Sam Pottle)
#977. Wisconsin Johnson (Wisconsin Death Trip --- Static X)
#978. Finchem (Red Rum --- The Shining)
#979. Going To Mar-A-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)
#980. McCormick's Thing (Lunatic Fringe --- Tom Cochrane w/ Red Rider)
#981. Jordan I Can't Stand (Burden In My Hand --- Soundgarden)
#982. Gosar Is Gay (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#983. Mike Rounds Senator (The Hounds Of Winter --- Sting)
#985. Mike Crapo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy)
#986. Mike Crapo (Even Flow --- Pearl Jam)
#987. Flying High Again (Lying I Defend --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#988. Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Elton John)
#989. Ronny Jackson (Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)
#990. Q Syndrome Stewart Rhodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#991. Mr. Hoadley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#992. Fuck Michael Cloud (Shout It Out Loud --- Kiss)
#993. Diaz-Balart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)
#995. Ducey Fucking Broke Her Hymen (Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds --- The Beatles)
#999. Let's Go Brandon (I'm Still Standing --- Elton John)
#1001. Dave Perdue (Peek-A-Boo --- DEVO)
#1002. Senator Thune (Romeo's Tune --- Steve Forbert)
#1003. Cornyn's Gay (One Fine Day --- The Chiffons)
#1004. Sam DeMarco (The Black Widow --- Alice Cooper)
#1005. Davidson (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)
#1006. He's Warren Davidson (It's Only Just Begun --- The Carpenters)
#1008. Jones (Bones --- Radiohead)
#1010. The Orange Prolapse Clown, Donald Trump (It's All Over Now, Baby Blue --- Grateful Dead)
#1011. Donald's A Clown (To Lay Me Down --- Grateful Dead)
#1012. Donald's A Liar (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)
#1013. Geoff Diehl (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)
#1014. Tennessee Lee (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)
#1015. Warren Davidson (When The Sun Goes Down --- Kenny Chesney & Uncle Kracker)
#1016. Donald Is Gay (Help On The Way --- Grateful Dead)
#1017. Somebody Save Me (Governor Bill Lee --- Cinderella)
#1018. Budd Is A Liar (Mud On The Tires --- Brad Paisley)
#1019. A Coup D'etat (Breaking The Law --- Judas Priest)
#1021. Bill Lee (Shake Me --- Cinderella)
#1022. Trump Is Not White (Big City Nights --- Scorpions)
#1023. Long The Big Lie (Long Slow Goodbye --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#1031. Russell Fry (Private Eyes --- Hall & Oats)
#1033. We're Sending Mike Pence Straight To Hell (We're Sending Our Love Down The Well --- The Simpsons)
#1034. Lisa McClain (Mistress Of Pain --- Death Angel)
#1035. Senator Thune (Picasso Moon --- Grateful Dead)
#1036. Madison Cawthorn (Darlington County --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1037. Bannon's A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#1039. Stop The Steal (Seal The Deal --- Volbeat)
#1040. A Fat Orange Clown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty)
#1041. Tenney's Full Of Bullshit (Any Way You Want It --- Journey)
#1042. Donald Trump's A Cunt ('Til The Morning Comes --- Grateful Dead)
#1043. Donald Trump's A Liar (Set The World Afire --- Megadeth)
#1045. Donald Trump Is To Blame (Where The Streets Have No Name --- U2)
#1046. Palin (Lemon --- U2)
#1047. Palin (Woman --- John Lennon)
#1048. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#1049. Finchem (Wisdom --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#1053. Beat Peters (Sweet Cheater --- Ratt)
#1054. Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Weezer)
#1055. Georgia's Jody (David Bowie --- Phish)
#1056. Donald (Fluffhead --- Phish)
#1057. Granger's Bone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1058. Babin's A Dildo (Cabin Down Below --- Tom Petty)
#1059. Donald's Mother (Wolfman's Brother --- Phish)
#1060. Lack Of Administration (Lack Of Communication --- Ratt)
#1061. CPAC (Get Back --- Paul McCartney)
#1062. Long Is A Cunt (Long May You Run --- Neil Young)
#1063. Donald Trump Can Go To Hell (Like To Get To Know You Well --- Howard Jones)
#1064. Scott Is A Jerk (Shot In The Dark --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1066. Dr. Crowley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1067. CPAC! (Attack! --- Agnostic Front)
#1069. Steve Toth (The Sloth --- Phish)
#1070. Rick Scott (Red Hot -- Motley Crue)
#1071. Donald Has A Wife (Attics Of My Life --- Grateful Dead)
#1072. Babin (Blackened --- Metallica)
#1074. Paul's A Fucking Rand (Playing In The Band --- Grateful Dead)
#1075. Troy Nehls (Hells Bells --- AC/DC)
#1076. The Treason (The Reason --- Son Volt)
#1077. Bob Good's Romancing (You Should Be Dancing --- Bee Gees)
#1078. Dead From Covid (Dead & Bloated --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#1079. 'Lection Was A Big Lie (Nothin' But A Good Time --- Poison)
#1080. Fox (Clocks --- Coldplay)
#1081. Fox News (Fix You --- Coldplay)
#1082. Enemies (Memories --- Weezer)
#1083. Donald Has Lost (Deny The Cross --- Overkill)
#1084. Die Donald Trump's Absurd (Fly Famous Mockingbird --- Phish)
#1086. Ashley Moody (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)
#1087. Black Stupid N-Word (Black Muddy River --- Grateful Dead)
#1088. Donald Trump's Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)
#1090. Jimmy Loves Porn (Jimmy Crack Corn --- Virginia Minstrels)
#1091. Blow Jimmy (Row Jimmy --- Grateful Dead)
#1092. Fry's An Illegal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)
#1093. Fry (Fly --- Sugar Ray)
#1094. Ashley Moody (Tutti Frutti --- Little Richard)
#1095. Shut The Fuck Up (Movin' On Up --- Ja'Net Dubois)
#1096. Donald The Cunt (Sanford & Son --- Quincy Jones)
#1097. Small Vos Man (Big Boss Man --- Grateful Dead)
#1098. Donald Trumper (Turbo Lover --- Judas Priest)
#1099. Ashley Moody (Heavy Duty --- Spinal Tap)
#1100. Trump was 45 (Stars On 45 --- Stars On 45)
#1101. Donald Stormy (Rock Hard Ride Free --- Judas Priest)
#1102. The Kush (The Kiss --- The Cure)
#1103. Huizenga! (Bazinga! --- Big Bang Theory)
#1104. Witt Fuck (Shit Luck --- Modest Mouse)
#1106. Witt Clown (Shit Towne --- Live)
#1107. Patrick J. Witt (Into The Pit --- Testament)
#1108. Hines's Wife (Signs of Life --- Pink Floyd)
#1109. Watters Loves To Lie (Water In The Sky --- Phish)
#1110. MAGA Is Red (I Love The Dead --- Alice Cooper)
#1112. Joyce Is Scary (Voices Is Carry --- 'Til Tuesday)
#1113. Josh Mandel (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#1114. Bo Hines (Outshined --- Soundgarden)
#1115. Fuck Jesse Watters (Smoke On The Water --- Deep Purple)
#1116. Nose Grows (Dope Nose --- Weezer)
#1117. Luther Is Strange (People Are Strange --- The Doors)
#1118. John Gordon (Five To One --- The Doors)
#1119. Fortenberry Loves The Big Lie (Ordinary Average Guy --- Joe Walsh)
#1120. Hice Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)
#1121. Cunt Loves Forty Five, Dollar Signs/Ginni (867-5309/Jenny --- Tommy Tutone)
#1125. Good Golly Josh Hawley (Good Golly Miss Molly --- Little Richard)
#1129. Donald Trump (Booneville Stomp --- Primus)
#1136. Donald (Epic --- Faith No More)
#1137. Penis (Venus --- Bananarama)
#1138. Donald Trump Is Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#1139. I'll Hate (I'll Wait --- Van Halen)
#1140. Sarah Palin (Am I Evil? --- Metallica
#1141. Jew (You --- Radiohead)