#1308. Wittman

Since 1977, the First District's House seat in Virginia has been in the hands of a Republicunt.  Rob Wittman won a special election in 2007 and has been victorious 7 times since. 

That's Founding Father George Washington on the upper left, an Orange Prolapse on the upper right, and a confused douchebag on the lower left.  Naturally, Wittman is a supporter of the big lie.  Probably doesn't want that RINO label.

Wittman
sonofsaf

The Donald’s full of bull, shit has a coup to plan
Jared Kushner ain’t much of a man
Their MAGA’s red, now, an Orange Prolapse for you
Welcome the cunts, blah blah, welcome the fools

Yes, Stormy’s cunt and her big chest
Trump ain’t got no balls, it’s called castration
Marriage isn’t fun
Ivanka truly blows fuckin’ Jew, fuckin’ Jew

Insurrection because 1-6 was a crime
Has no regret that Georgia call’s not outta line
Trump’s ain’t delighted, coup is the plan
Always a clown now, say it once again

Yes, Stormy’s cunt and her big chest
Trump ain’t got no balls, it’s called castration
Marriage isn’t fun
Ivanka truly blows fuckin’ Jew, fuckin’ Jew

Stormy was free, Daniels for me
Had a titty fucking plan

Stormy Daniels is poking fun at Donald’s bone
Small hands of God oh the seeds he’s sown
He’ll tell a lie sometimes it will confound
Stormy Daniels’ cunt, it makes a queefing sound

Yes, Stormy’s cunt and her big chest
Trump ain’t got no balls, it’s called castration
Marriage isn’t fun
Ivanka truly blows fuckin’ Jew, fuckin’ Jew

 

Hitman
Metal Church

Your woman's unfaithful, she's got a backdoor man
You've seen the signs and you understand
They'll soon be dead, now, I know just what to do
I got the guns, ha-ha, I got the tools

Yes, I'm the One they call the best
In the name of all, I'm just a hitman
I'll get the job done
No one will ever know it was you, it was you

They got their men promoted before it's time
You break a sweat and your balls before the moments time
Don't get excited, I got a plan
We'll take him down now, he'll be one dead man

Yes, I'm the one they call the best
In the name of all, I'm just a hitman
I'll get the job done
No one will ever know it was you, it was you

Just don't pay me, then you will see
What a dead man really can

You're at the cemetery feeling all alone
Just like a dog who can smell the bone
You start to cry or make one little sound
You'll be the next one, I'll put you in the ground

Yes, I'm the one they call the best
In the name of all, I'm just a hitman
I'll get the job done
No one will ever know it was you, it was you

 

I always look for a decent live version.  But the only thing decent in youtube land was a Mike Howe-less cell phone version from 2013.  Out of respect for the recent suicide of one of heavy metal's best singers, I opted for the studio version.

Metal Church:

4-18-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH

3-29-16, Altar Bar, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#483) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

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