Thursday, November 11, 2021

#832. Ivy Love Getty

So Nancy Pelosi officiated the spectacular wedding of Ivy Love Getty and her husband at the San Fran City County building.  But who is Getty?  Well apparently, anorexic fashion model + prolific blogger = multi-billionaire.   Normally I wouldn't give a shit.  But she wore a spectacular mirrored gown!

 

Mira, Mira, at the ball... who's the whitest of them all?
 


E-gad.
 


But again, who the fuck is Getty?  As far as I'm concerned they're can only be two getties.  

Lee and Burgh.  Perhaps Estelle.

Transition:

Curtis Mayfield and the Impressions played the Civic Arena back in 1963.  At the time, I was -7.  So I was uncharacteristically absent.  However, I've seen Bono and Bruce a few times.  So we'll go with their version.  But if you want the real deal.  And then there's this other version which is entirely off the hook.




Ivy Love Getty
sonofsaf

Ivy Love Getty
Is a cunt that’s cuming
She’s on the rag and
Is a total whore
What a fucking waste
Leaves me completely bummin’
A skinny piece of shit
Shouldn’t sound untoward

So Ivy Love Getty
Made him sign a prenup
Another billionaire
Got the most
She has money
Genital warts and herpes
From toilet stall
A virus needs a host

Marital gloom
Loser not a winner
Jews keep her pockets lined
Never needs a loan
What have you got lose
Fried chicken dinner
Not for the white race
Gnawing on wings and bones

Ivy Love Getty
Is a cunt that’s cuming
She’s on the rag and
Is a total whore
What a fucking waste
Leaves me completely bummin’
A skinny piece of shit
Shouldn’t sound untoward


People Get Ready
Curtis Mayfield

People get ready
There's a train a comin'
You don't need no baggage
You just get on board
All you need is faith
To hear the diesels hummin'
You don't need no ticket
You just thank the Lord

So people get ready
There'a a train to Jordan
Picking up passengers
Coast to coast
Faith is the key
Open the doors and board them
There's hope for all
Among those loved the most

There ain't no room
For the hopeless sinner
Who would hurt all mankind
Just to save his own
Have pity on those whose
Chances grow thinner
There's no hiding place
Against the Kingdom's throne

So people get ready
There's a train a comin'
You don't need no baggage
You just get on board
All you need is faith
To hear the diesels hummin'
Don't need no ticket
You just thank the Lord 




Bono:

5-22-97, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

5-6-01, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

7-26-11, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

6-17-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA


Bruce:

10-27-12, Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall and Museum,  Pittsburgh, PA

10-27-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

4-22-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

1-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

9-11-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA


Please do not share this material with Ivy Love Getty, her husband Tobias Alexander Engel, and/or Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).


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