Thursday, November 18, 2021

#848. Oklahoma Shit

Republican Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt had a last second revelation.

At the last possible hour, and after a tremendous amount of prayer and reflection (and direct consultation with the Lord of course), Stitt granted clemency to Julius Jones.  Life in prison with no chance of parole.  

Jones is a black man whose been on death row for over 20 years.  He has maintained his innocence from the start.  I guess the optics weren't looking particularly good for Stitt.



Oklahoma Shit

Kevin Stitt
Oklahoma Shit (hey hey)
Kevin Stitt, Kevin Stitt
Oklahoma Shit (hey)
Kevin Stitt, Oklahoma Shit
(Kevin Stitt) Kevin Stitt
Oklahoma Shit


Too Legit To Quit
MC Hammer

Too legit
Too legit to quit (hey hey)
Too legit, too legit
Too legit to quit (hey)
Too legit, too legit to quit
(Too legit) too legit
Too legit to quit

Hey, I guess you gotta pray just to make it today.

MC Hammer played the Pittsburgh Civic Arena 3 times (1989-1992).


This constitutes my 4th parody of Kevin Stitt.  I'll likely give him the fifth and then call it quits.

#333.  Kevin's A Stitt --- Into The Pit (Testament)

#335.  Stitt Was A Shame (From The Start) --- Quit Playing Games (With My Heart) (Backstreet Boys)

#738.  Eat Shit Stitt --- Eat Shit Pitt (WVU fans)

#848.  Oklahoma Shit --- Too Legit To Quit (MC Hammer)

Please do not share this material with Governor Kevin Stitt (R-OK) and/or friends and family members of Julius Jones.

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